This bitch is ruined for life

Posted by: Dick Head

This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 01:34 PM


Man, this girl is fine...nice tits and take a look at that vagina...that's nice.


She looks good right?


That's what I thought when I found this foto while slumming it up at the Spicy Talent webpage. Now that you saw the good it's time to see the bad...




































At first glance I thought those were chili peppers but upon further review I realized THOSE ARE FUCKING LEAFS TATTOOED ON HER BACK!!! Why why why would you do that? One leave tat isn't enough? Leafs suck!! I hate leafs! Every fucking fall I rake leafs until my back breaks and my fingers go numb. I can deal with the lips on the ass but a leaf storm on your back? WTF? Fuck your leaf storm Ally Cox. You know what I do to leafs? I rake all them little fuckers up into a big pile as tall as me so I can look at them real good, then I crack a beer and smoke a camel while I walk around the pile a couple times real slow and I wait until the wind is just right before I burn them all to hell. Fuck leafs.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 01:45 PM

The grammar Nazi in me was about to correct you and say, "You mean leaves?" Then I googled it and it said either leafs or leaves may be used.

Carry on.

Maybe she's a rake victim. HAHAHAAA. I find the Tyce Bune kiss mark tat on her ass more disturbing.
Posted by: steveb

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 01:49 PM

Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 01:53 PM

Whatever they are, they are ridiculously hideous. They are indicators of mental retardation. She should be institutionalized immediately.

(And Gia, the rake joke was very funny)
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 01:53 PM

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Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.



Leaves, feathers, whatever. Still lame.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 02:40 PM

Actually... I kinda like it. Reienforces just how cheap she is. BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 02:45 PM

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BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.



We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.
Posted by: Ernest Angley Jr.

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 02:58 PM

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Actually... I kinda like it. Reienforces just how cheap she is. BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.



Growth is no doubt stunted due to smoking at such an early age.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 03:17 PM

nice cans
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 06:33 PM

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BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.



We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.



I thought it was a ploy to make penises (or peni, if preferred) look bigger. Use bigger dicks or shrink the girls - it's all about proportions.
Posted by: Dick Head

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 07:54 PM

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Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.



That doesn't change the fact that I lothe leaves.

Coniferous trees rule!
Posted by: Dick Head

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 07:59 PM

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The grammar Nazi in me was about to correct you and say, "You mean leaves?" Then I googled it and it said either leafs or leaves may be used.



i googled it too. i'm down with the leafs.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 08:13 PM

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We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.



You are tall enough to work the runways doll...you'd just have to get off your knees to do it. heh
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 09:08 PM

They are feathers, and the game is to hit em with your cumshots. If you look closely you may see point values. Kind of a carnival midway game for all you bukkake faggots.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 09:41 PM

Deciduous porn...it's the new black!
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 09:42 PM

Does anyone own an orbital sander? That'll fix that ghastly back of hers.
Posted by: Dane

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 10:03 PM

she looks like a girl you can find in a small town usa continuation school or troubled teen group home.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 10:26 PM

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she looks like a girl you can find in a small town usa continuation school or troubled teen group home.



aka porn feeder schools.
Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 10:32 PM

Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 11:19 PM

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Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.



Exactly! That is why I just bought a domain and created NeverBeenInked.com.
Posted by: Michelle Aston

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/02/06 11:55 PM

I hate cheap work. Get a real fucking tattoo ya dumb broad. That lipstick mark shit on the ass has got to go. If you are invest in cheap work, then let it be funny. Otherwise, start dropping the stack of C notes.

Posted by: steveb

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/03/06 04:00 AM

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Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.



Exactly! That is why I just bought a domain and created NeverBeenInked.com.



We shall watch it closely for developments.
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/03/06 05:43 AM

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BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.



We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.



gia, best response on this thread and i tried my damndest to read them all. i wish i was in paris right now- fucking beautiful city and everyone dresses well, just like all of europe. and no one is fat.- listening to dan ghenacia in an afterhours club. cos pete tong told me so. even if james things dan=aids.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/05/06 09:47 AM

Whores with tattoos =
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/06/06 06:59 PM

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Whores with tattoos =



Amen.
Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/07/06 05:39 PM

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Deciduous porn...it's the new black!



Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/09/06 01:27 PM

Yeah, smoking pole!

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Growth is no doubt stunted due to smoking at such an early age.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/09/06 01:37 PM

I have one word of advise for any producers that will be shooting her from some angles.......Dermablend.
Posted by: Conky

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/09/06 02:03 PM

I know I'm weak, and I know the tats are truly shitty, but I still don't think if she crawled towards me with her bare ass in the air and offered herself to me that I could stop myself.

To get over the guilt I'd feel afterwards, I'd drink heavily and sexually degrade her further. And believe me, no one is more disappointed about this than me.
Posted by: steveb

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/09/06 02:25 PM

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I know I'm weak, and I know the tats are truly shitty, but I still don't think if she crawled towards me with her bare ass in the air and offered herself to me that I could stop myself.

To get over the guilt I'd feel afterwards, I'd drink heavily and sexually degrade her further. And believe me, no one is more disappointed about this than me.


I'm sure she would be.
Posted by: Conky

Re: This bitch is ruined for life - 12/09/06 02:28 PM

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I'm sure she would be.



I'd like to contradict you, but sadly you're 100 per cent right.