Posted by: DukeFloored
Crissy Moran's Testimony
Posted by: zenman
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/23/06 11:10 AM
I'm going to read that blog while I watch her movies and then I'll jerk off all over myself. 
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/23/06 11:24 AM
Thanks, I think I'll hold out for the CliffNotes version of it though.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/23/06 01:50 PM
Other than admitting that she's really fucked up what's the point of it all?
Posted by: steveb
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/23/06 02:15 PM
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Other than admitting that she's really fucked up what's the point of it all?
Someone once told me that honesty is the best policy.
But I think he was lying.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/23/06 07:58 PM
I wish Shelley would just fuck off back to whatever rock she crawled out from under. I'm going to jerk off to a Max Hardcore movie now, hopefully one where the whore has a mouth full of urine.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/24/06 08:00 PM
Shelley Lubben, like so many other softcore cunts, should be burned at the stake. They barely did a fucking thing the entire time they inhabited porn, just like that Heather Vliech (sp?) whore from JC's Girls, yet they know so much about the industry. Someone should jam a fireplace poker up their ass! The latter has alot of balls to be saving anyone, since she didn't so much as suck cock on film.
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I wish Shelley would just fuck off back to whatever rock she crawled out from under. I'm going to jerk off to a Max Hardcore movie now, hopefully one where the whore has a mouth full of urine.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/25/06 12:16 AM
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Shelley Lubben, like so many other softcore cunts, should be burned at the stake. They barely did a fucking thing the entire time they inhabited porn
Actually, while she didn't make many movies, Shelley did full-on anal hardcore.
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just like that Heather Vliech (sp?) whore from JC's Girls, yet they know so much about the industry.
I don't think Heather claimed to be anything more than a former stripper.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/26/06 11:46 AM
I just saw this ad and the girl looks just like Crissy
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/26/06 03:32 PM
Can't porners have religion in their life DURING their career in the industry? Certainly, they can co-exist instead of waiting until the phone stops ringing to blame squaundering years of earnings on drugs (hot, smart chicks have drugs bought for them), a mooch boyfriend sporting yet another Hot Topic tribal flames shirt who says 'we' when discussing her holes being penetrated on film, and a leased apartment the size of the Taj Mahal?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/26/06 03:44 PM
I luv u gia 
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/26/06 06:56 PM
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Can't porners have religion in their life DURING their career in the industry?
Sure. Savanna Sampson is a devout catholic and attends mass every week. She just wishes the communion cup was filled with splooge.
Posted by: steveb
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/27/06 02:02 AM
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Can't porners have religion in their life DURING their career in the industry?
Sure. Savanna Sampson is a devout catholic and attends mass every week. She just wishes the communion cup was filled with splooge.
She's out of luck, the Priest already emptied his balls with the choir boys in the vestry before the service.
Posted by: Conky
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/27/06 01:00 PM
Maybe if everyone took five minutes at the end of each movie to repent on camera, the world would be a better place and Luke could turn His divine countenance upon us and know that it was Good.
I can't actually put in to words just how annoying that opening "what a powerful story" thing is to me. It's so fucking transparent as to be insulting to everyone here as well as Crissy. Throw a tale of personal tragedy and discovery onto xxxpt and hope for lots of "fuck her" comments which you can post on your site. But actually have an opinion yourself or share it? My bad. You can't do that because you're objective aren't you? Hahahahahahaha!
The girl was damaged goods way before she got into adult. That she ended up working in adult is about as surprising as STDs being the end result of working with certain porners.
I can't actually put in to words just how annoying that opening "what a powerful story" thing is to me. It's so fucking transparent as to be insulting to everyone here as well as Crissy. Throw a tale of personal tragedy and discovery onto xxxpt and hope for lots of "fuck her" comments which you can post on your site. But actually have an opinion yourself or share it? My bad. You can't do that because you're objective aren't you? Hahahahahahaha!
The girl was damaged goods way before she got into adult. That she ended up working in adult is about as surprising as STDs being the end result of working with certain porners.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/27/06 03:47 PM
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I can't actually put in to words just how annoying that opening "what a powerful story" thing is to me. It's so fucking transparent as to be insulting to everyone here as well as Crissy.
Luke's humor is pretty subtle. I interpreted those words as ironic, but you can never be sure with Luke.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun
Re: Crissy Moran's Testimony - 11/28/06 12:21 AM
I vote for "Virgin of Israel" as a new post-count title.