attack of the killer smegma

Posted by: Gigi

attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 07:49 AM

i found this picture on mypornoreview.com. supposedly, la direct actually sent this pic out! her name is rikki white i think, but i've decided to call her Smeghan. looks to me like brandon already used her in one of his ASGOI movies: looks like she's had A Good Source Of Infection.

hey derek:

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*with some broad- spectrum antibiotics, that is

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 07:51 AM

Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.

Posted by: loopnode

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 10:14 AM

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Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.

Whats the Hillary Scott incident?

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 10:27 AM

I have seen this whore in about 5 scenes recently. In everyone of her scenes she has smegma oozing out of her pussy. Does the male talent not see or SMELL the fucking smegma? Maybe he just wants to be polite and say nothing. But for God's sake, the director should say something because I don't want to see that shit in a scene.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 10:28 AM

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Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.

Whats the Hillary Scott incident?

There was a particularly foamy pic of Hillary floating around the board a few months back.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 11:48 AM

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Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.

Whats the Hillary Scott incident?

There was a particularly foamy pic of Hillary floating around the board a few months back.

"particularly foamy". now THAT is quite a visual! i have obviously missed alot around here. i had assumed you were talking about the "ass clit" pic of hilary. boy, sounds like hilary's "minion" has been neglecting his duties. btw, i'm just fuckin' witcha, lee.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 12:00 PM

btw, anybody got a link to the aforementioned foam? thank you.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 12:14 PM

Remember babe, you asked for it:

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 12:29 PM

for fuck's sake! that's classic. i hope "dr" mitchell was able to get her into AIM the same day this photo was taken. thank you, bornyo. i think i just found my christmas card.

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 12:42 PM

Another word for female smegma: Gleet. Repeat after me, "gleet".

Best used in the porn-friendly sentence, "Pleased to gleet you".

It's not this shit, is it?

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 12:55 PM

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Another word for female smegma: Gleet. Repeat after me, "gleet".

Best used in the porn-friendly sentence, "Pleased to gleet you".

Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings".

btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:

"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet"

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 01:35 PM

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Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings".

btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:

"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet"

Taken from the XPT Dictionary:

Kleet: noun, a white, cheese-like substance with a repugnant, self-important odor, often found lurking around sellers of strap-on sex toys.

Verb: "to Kleet" - to send pointless, rambling messages via MySpace while a woman kicks your back door in with a strap-on.

GG, I'm ashamed to admit that I've used Season's Gleetings to certain friends over the years. Only a handful understood. The others thought it was a typo. But then they would, because I was too embarrassed to tell them they had BV.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 01:40 PM

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Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings".

btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:

"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet"

Taken from the XPT Dictionary:

Kleet: noun, a white, cheese-like substance with a repugnant, self-important odor, often found lurking around sellers of strap-on sex toys.

Verb: "to Kleet" - to send pointless, rambling messages via MySpace while a woman kicks your back door in with a strap-on.

GG, I'm ashamed to admit that I've used Season's Gleetings to certain friends over the years. Only a handful understood. The others thought it was a typo. But then they would, because I was too embarrassed to tell them they had BV.

kleet: the smell of kurt's "$ucce$$"

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 01:42 PM

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kleet: the smell of kurt's "$ucce$$"

"Give the woman you love 'Kleet'. Only available from JC Penney this holiday season".

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 02:57 PM

If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL

I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.

Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 03:10 PM

Gen, did you just say "Lukeorrhea"? Does Holly suffer from this now?

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 03:15 PM

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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL

I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.

Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.

Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 03:20 PM

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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL

I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.

Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.

Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.

Are you having Stinky Discharge issues, mypornoreview?

That time of the month could be coming!

Posted by: weeeee

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 03:26 PM

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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL

I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.

Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.

Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.

I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 04:05 PM

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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL

I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.

Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.

Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.

I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.

Jizz smells sanitary. Most smell like hydrochloric acid. Remember semen is composed mostly of glucose which gives the sperm fuel to swim to the egg.

Discharge and smegma smells like rotten fish left out for days as the maggotts start multiplying on it.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 04:24 PM

cheese

Posted by: jamesn

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 04:26 PM

cheese, redux

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 05:23 PM

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cheese

when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.

Posted by: kwik nasty

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 05:32 PM

that chick looks like a midget! look how short her legs are in the first photo given by gonzogirl!

that hillary scott pic is gross! wheres bono so he can give us the low-down on how it tastes.

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 05:32 PM

smegma aside, i like the size of this girls ass and her ho-ish appeal.

porn, like sex, is all psychological- class might count for a lot in a girl in real life, but in porn it's irrelevant.

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 06:29 PM

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smegma aside, i like the size of this girls ass and her ho-ish appeal.

porn, like sex, is all psychological- class might count for a lot in a girl in real life, but in porn it's irrelevant.

Seeing what comes out of her pussy, I can only imagine what comes out of her ass when she gets pounded. Gross!

Posted by: christianxxx

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/13/06 11:55 PM

i was supposed to work with her and i politely declined.....seriously.....how do you not know thats down there? how does the photographer not see it? how does the webmaster not see it when he uploads it? i just dont get it

Posted by: Lance

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 08:28 AM

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I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.

Hey Ceara, if you ever have any spare smegma, I'll happily pay top dollar for it in some strawberry jam.

Mmmmmm...smegma.

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 09:28 AM

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cheese

when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.

Aw man, that's so gross! Did they make little popping noises as they went? That would be kinda funny....but still..

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 09:37 AM

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cheese

when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.

Aw man, that's so gross! Did they make little popping noises as they went? That would be kinda funny....but still..

yes! well, i remember him saying you could hear each one hit the floor. he also said the girl's snatch smelled so bad two people were spraying lysol all over the room. someone with a bad outbreak of genital warts isn't even supposed to give birth vaginally, but this girl walked in, no prenatal care at all, almost fully dilated, so it was too late for a c-section. he literally

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 09:42 AM

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cheese

when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.

Aw man, that's so gross! Did they make little popping noises as they went? That would be kinda funny....but still..

yes! well, i remember him saying you could hear each one hit the floor. he also said the girl's snatch smelled so bad two people were spraying lysol all over the room. someone with a bad outbreak of genital warts isn't even supposed to give birth vaginally, but this girl walked in, no prenatal care at all, almost fully dilated, so it was too late for a c-section. he literally

Wow, that is SO fucked up. I can't imagine some of the shit that doctors, and nurses have to see on a daily basis. Then again, they couldn't imagine the kind of porn that I have to see on a daily basis, lol

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 10:38 AM

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i was supposed to work with her and i politely declined.....seriously.....how do you not know thats down there? how does the photographer not see it? how does the webmaster not see it when he uploads it? i just dont get it

Yo Christian, next time you have an opp of working with thise smegmawhore do it and take a specimen so you can share it with us.

Eau de vaginitis

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 11:25 AM

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Yo Christian, next time you have an opp of working with thise smegmawhore do it and take a specimen so you can share it with us.

Eau de vaginitis

"smegmawhores": coming from JM productions soon!

what do you think, jeff? smells like a winner to me.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 11:27 AM

p.s. love the new graemlin:

it's called "veronica jett". an instant classic.

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 12:32 PM

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p.s. love the new graemlin: it's called "veronica jett". an instant classic.

(Damnit, I can't help myself.) That Graemlin's the shit!

Posted by: weeeee

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 03:54 PM

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I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.

Hey Ceara, if you ever have any spare smegma, I'll happily pay top dollar for it in some strawberry jam.

Mmmmmm...smegma.

Hahaha!! That's cute. Although, if you really were my pathetic toe jam eating sissy bitch, you'd know smegma is the reason a girl like me can even sell her panties to lowly losers online. Only on a message board like this would guys be turned off at the site of a girl getting wet..

God bless stinky white girl goo!!! Without it I could never turn a $3 panty into $95. If anyone wants to see a picture of my smegma let me know.

Posted by: Lance

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 04:16 PM

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God bless stinky white girl goo!!! Without it I could never turn a $3 panty into $95. If anyone wants to see a picture of my smegma let me know.

Pictures!

Wow, I hope you save those for me. If the prices need to go up a little, you can just reach into my pocket and take what you need.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/14/06 08:04 PM

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Another word for female smegma: Gleet. Repeat after me, "gleet".

"Gleet" sounds like an off brand tooth paste.Complete with bacterial whitening and throat tightening,chancre causing infection.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/15/06 11:59 PM

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God bless stinky white girl goo!!!

Posted by: weeeee

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 07:42 AM

Aw shieet you beat me to it. That set of pictures always confused me because although Jeff didnt say a word about his photography skillz making me so visibly randy, in the picture taken directly before it I look clean and in that on my vagina seems to be vomiting. Oh well, at least it draws attention away from my tits looking so small at the time.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 07:51 AM

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God bless stinky white girl goo!!!

well, i guess if it can happen to ceara, it can happen to anybody.

Posted by: Conky

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 12:56 PM

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Aw shieet you beat me to it. That set of pictures always confused me because although Jeff didnt say a word about his photography skillz making me so visibly randy, in the picture taken directly before it I look clean and in that on my vagina seems to be vomiting. Oh well, at least it draws attention away from my tits looking so small at the time.

I vote "Cunt Barfers" as the latest JM series

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 01:06 PM

Someone good with photoshop should work this in somehow:

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 01:40 PM

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Aw shieet you beat me to it. That set of pictures always confused me because although Jeff didnt say a word about his photography skillz making me so visibly randy, in the picture taken directly before it I look clean and in that on my vagina seems to be vomiting. Oh well, at least it draws attention away from my tits looking so small at the time.

too bad luke hadn't shot this pic; if he had, you could probably get away with saying the appearance of smeg was all due to his harsh lighting/poor shooting skills.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 01:42 PM

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Aw shieet you beat me to it. That set of pictures always confused me because although Jeff didnt say a word about his photography skillz making me so visibly randy, in the picture taken directly before it I look clean and in that on my vagina seems to be vomiting. Oh well, at least it draws attention away from my tits looking so small at the time.

The obvious solution to this situation is to post more full frontal nude shots of yourself. Thank you in advance.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 01:44 PM

oh lordy. i just noticed the pic on the wall in jeff's office. i think it says, "my cunt don't stink",or something like that. reminds me of "genesis hearts crack cocaine" on the dry-erase board.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 03:53 PM

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oh lordy. i just noticed the pic on the wall in jeff's office. i think it says, "my cunt don't stink",or something like that. reminds me of "genesis hearts crack cocaine" on the dry-erase board.

And it took you another 9 months to surrender your soul and register?

No mind...as good a reason as any to reference the Babydoll thread.

Posted by: c62

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 05:47 PM

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Babydoll thread.

I don't smegma came out of her pussy, it was motor oil.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: attack of the killer smegma - 11/16/06 07:36 PM

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oh lordy. i just noticed the pic on the wall in jeff's office. i think it says, "my cunt don't stink",or something like that. reminds me of "genesis hearts crack cocaine" on the dry-erase board.

And it took you another 9 months to surrender your soul and register?

No mind...as good a reason as any to reference the Babydoll thread.

well, it has been about a year since i started lurking here, and the babydoll thread is my all-time fave. curiously enough, i was too scared of you bastards to post for the longest time. you've all turned out to be reasonably kind, so now, of course, i won't shut up. and i must admit, i've got a soft spot for burg and his never- failing belief in the goodness of all whores. willie, you've gotta get to work on that!

attack of the killer smegma