Why the pseudo-celebrity???

Posted by: mypornoreview

Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/12/06 08:39 PM

In the past year or so, the porn industry has perpetuated a sense of pseudocelebrity by having these wannabe red carpet entries as if it was a big mainstream event. Yet all it looks like is the promoters of the events are grabbing $5-dollar crack ho's around the corner to walk down the red carpet.



Is this charades a recruiting tool for future porn whores? To make them feel that they are real celebrities? If these porn whores think they are real celebrities then I guess K-Fed, Fed-Ex, Ex-Mr. Britney Spears is a gangsta rapper.

Stop deluding these impressionable young girls by making them think they are bonafide celebrities.
Posted by: kwik nasty

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/12/06 10:48 PM

i like making fun of their photos.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:20 AM

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bonafide celebrities.



Huh huh, Bonafide
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:26 AM

mypornoreview is a bonafide stalker.
Posted by: steveb

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 02:22 AM

The mainstream media is far more guilty of this.

All those reality shows have created REAL pseudo-celebrities (if that's not a contradiction in terms). What do those people offer in the way of skills, talents or abilities?

Porn is a skill, and it's not one everyone has. It's different from acting or singing or dancing etc., but it is a talent.

If you've never seen a BADLY PERFORMED sex scene you haven't watched enough porn.

Which seems unlikely on this board.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 04:15 AM

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The mainstream media is far more guilty of this.

All those reality shows have created REAL pseudo-celebrities (if that's not a contradiction in terms). What do those people offer in the way of skills, talents or abilities?




for some reason, the above statement made me think of tara reid. if you rearrange the letters in her name, you get this:
i rate a 'd'
-- okay, there's still an "r" leftover, but you get the point!
Posted by: weeeee

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 09:29 AM

I don't know how someone could be so adamantly against something that does nothing more than inspire impressionable young girls to either start or continue chugging on film.
Posted by: steveb

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 09:40 AM

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I don't know how someone could be so adamantly against something that does nothing more than inspire impressionable young girls to either start or continue chugging on film.


Posted by: ben

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 09:49 AM

To me adult movie stars are just as big stars as actors in mainstream movies
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 10:24 AM

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To me adult movie stars are just as big stars as actors in mainstream movies



It is one thing to present to the world the top notch talent porn has to the world. Yet these events allow the sludge of the bottom of the talent barrel to be shown in public and glorified by having this bullshit red carpet and press photo area. How many fucking porn press photographers are there? 3-4? Do we need all that to showcase such ugly rats?
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 11:32 AM

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To me adult movie stars are just as big stars as actors in mainstream movies



Right. Annette Haven = Katherine Hepburn. Teagan Presley = Reese Witherspoon. Ron Jeremy = Leonardo DiCaprio.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 11:39 AM

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To me adult movie stars are just as big stars as actors in mainstream movies



Right. Annette Haven = Katherine Hepburn. Teagan Presley = Reese Witherspoon. Ron Jeremy = Leonardo DiCaprio.


just curious... expanding on the above, which mainstream celeb would you "match" with say, cytherea (or any of the other more cracked- out ones? btw, ron jeremy=leo: classic
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 11:42 AM

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just curious... expanding on the above, which mainstream celeb would you "match" with say, cytherea (or any of the other more cracked- out ones?



That's easy, Courtney Love.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 11:48 AM

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just curious... expanding on the above, which mainstream celeb would you "match" with say, cytherea (or any of the other more cracked- out ones?



I wouldn't compare Cytherea to any mainstream actress. That was the (sarcastic) point of my post. If I had to name one, it might be Lindsay Lohan. I suspect she'll be doing Gag Factor within two years. Maybe ben does have a point after all.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 11:57 AM

well, i guess i was being sarcastic in a way, as well. i thought your initial "comparisons" (i.e., hedgehog= leo) were hilarious, so i wanted you to keep going. that's why i threw out cytherea's name. btw, +1 on courtney, floof









Posted by: ben

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:01 PM

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To me adult movie stars are just as big stars as actors in mainstream movies



Right. Annette Haven = Katherine Hepburn. Teagan Presley = Reese Witherspoon. Ron Jeremy = Leonardo DiCaprio.



They're all celebrities though maybe at different levels of fame. You know you're truly at the top of the list when you get asked to appear on Dancing With The Stars

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:10 PM





They're all celebrities though maybe at different levels of fame. You know you're truly at the top of the list when you get asked to appear on Dancing With The Stars


this gives me an idea. maybe dabella could be jerry springer's next dancing partner on the show: jerry and the bald kid from "facts of life" could dp her while the "saved by the bell" kid shoves his balls down her throat. it would open up new opportunities for jewel to go on adt and call her mother a fat white trash crackwhore.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:40 PM

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I wouldn't compare Cytherea to any mainstream actress.


Lindsey Lohan? Drugs, irresponsibility, partying...
Posted by: weeeee

Re: Why the pseudo-celebrity??? - 11/13/06 12:50 PM

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I wouldn't compare Cytherea to any mainstream actress.


Lindsey Lohan? Drugs, irresponsibility, partying...



Yes, and Cytherea is one of the few porn girls that acquire these traits.