Alt director Winky Tiki gay?

Posted by: TonyMalice

Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 02:49 PM








The jury might still be out on this one, but rushing to his defense his friends swear "he's not gay, he's just Filipino!"
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 05:09 PM

Wouldnt "Winky Tiki" be an anagram for Tinky Winky?
The allegedly gay Teletubby.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 05:16 PM

ha! that guy's at least 35 years old!
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 06:06 PM

35? He looks closer to 45 and I bet he still lives at home. I can hear his father now sitting at the diner table informing Twinky that its time to grow up and that being old stupid and gay is no way to go though life.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 06:12 PM

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"he's not gay, he's just Filipino!"




awesome
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 06:21 PM

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Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 07:02 PM

Looks pretty festive , are his movies any good?
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? *DELETED* - 11/03/06 07:06 PM

He's not gay, he's just a Art Fag.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 07:34 PM

Face it..This fucker should be spendin his days
35 ft. down at low tide,dodging tsunamis,spear fishin, and shuckin abolone.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 07:38 PM

Winky Tinky = Tinky Winky = Twinky =
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/03/06 07:44 PM

Let's find out more about "Winky Tiki," shall we, courtesy of The vanguard of shitty porn, Vivid Video:

Winky on computers:
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the best Tech support ever-I exist- coz Im too retarded to figure this blog thing out..




Winky on food:
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I hate Shredded Lettuce in sandwiches…It’s useless filler that makes a complete mess in one’s car. It gets everywhere and tastes like nothing-It makes Sandwiches look bigger than they are and lazy uncreative Sandwich “artists” put too much of it to make you feel youre getting a great deal.Im still finding lettuce pieces under my couch from a Sub I had 3 months ago…and its still green.


(must keep that place real clean).

On war:
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anything can be porn...If I was horny enough Id hump a couch watching full metal jacket.




On family outings:
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when I was a kid, and where I grew up-
only the rich imperialist americans and the wealthy capitalist kids who lived in gated neighbourhoods had VCR's.
I had to go to the triple bill cinema with my uncle to watch 12th generation copies of Jerry Lewis movies.Id know the movie was good If he started rubbing my leg.


Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/04/06 01:46 AM

This is obviously a trick question, because it is common knowledge that ALL alt.porn directors are gay.
Posted by: Dick Head

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? - 11/04/06 08:20 AM



Tinky Winky is purple with a triangular aerial and is the largest of the Teletubbies.

His favourite thing is his red bag, and he loves to put things inside it and carry it around, just like most children do.

While he may be bigger than the other Teletubbies, Tinky Winky is very gentle and kind. He loves big hugs and has his own special song ("Pinkle winkle, Tinky Winky").

Tinky Winky also loves marching, skipping, dancing and falling over.
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/04/06 01:54 PM

I don' t know if Wink is gay. BUt I do know that he is happy! And funny as hell as shown when I interviewed 4 of the VividAlt directors and got nothing from three, and hysterical shit from Wink. So I like winky, which ever way he Tinkys!
Cindi:What makes it an ALT movie, rather a regular porno, is it the type of girls, the sets, the clothes, the sex, the open-mindedness overall, the storyline, all of the above, something else?
Winky: Not sure... It’s more of a brilliant approach to make the good ole "rub and tug" flicks appealing to some people that would otherwise deny owning them. It's kinda like: Owning Village People Records= you're Hip, cool and got some Metro-style. Owning the N'sync collection = Bro, You are so gay... The other day I went to eat at one of 'em "Asian Fusion" digs they have on the Westside, I later figured that if they took off the fancy light fixtures, the slimline furniture, toned down the house music, the neon paint and turned on the fluorescents, You're back at fucking Panda Express. I guess that's the only way they'd get the white man to come eat there. And Darn... that's what I love about America. Whether Alt.(Art.Fark)..or regulation Porn.. They both have people fucking..period. So as far as the judge is concerned, That's what I was shooting in my backyard the other day.
Reviewers that hate your movies are _________ Winky: The ones who haven't seen them...also My Credit card company, My friends, my landlord, my girlfriend and the bar down the street cuz I still owe them money and no matter how many free "ALT" movies I give them, I'm still broke.
Reviewers that love your movies are ___________ Winky: The ones on the Payola list and Any beer chuggin, red-meat-eating, NASCAR watching , NRA card carrying Male who gets a kick out of watching those funny lookin Suicide-Pinup-Girl Types actually take it up the ass.
How do you come up with your story lines?
Winky: For the Story line aka 'script',
I have the rule of MAX-Fives, which seems to be the formula for these things:
5 dialog lines per model- TOTAL
5 Words per line- MAX
use vocabulary a 5th grader could read and understand
Don’t spend more than 5 minutes to shoot it.
It shouldn’t take more than 5 seconds at 5x FFW to get past thru it
The scene technically starts when there's at least 5 inches down her throat.
YOu can reaD THE whole thing at
http://www.rogreviews.com/news/read_article.asp?sku=3536
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! *DELETED* - 11/04/06 03:45 PM

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Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/04/06 04:11 PM

he may be gay or not
i dunno
he looks like fun to work for
Posted by: Michelle Aston

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/04/06 05:35 PM

He is really fun to work for! I had been trying to work with him as a fetish model for past few years but our schedules never lined up. I was so happy to see him on set for "East Side Story" for VividAlt. He is great with the camera and he kept me laughing all day.
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/04/06 07:09 PM

I just want to know if his movies are any good? The rebel movie has anyone reviewed that? And the other "alt" photographer turned "alt" pornographer Dave Nez, hows skater girl fever? Pure filth or pure garbage?
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/07/06 08:54 AM

This picture is funny because hes trying to hide from the camera so his his fag buddies wont see him taking to a chick.Ether that or hes doing his own fucked up version of "blue steel".
Posted by: Conky

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/07/06 09:03 AM

I've met Winky Stinky a few times in the last couple of years, and each time, he's had a radically different hair cut.

That's a lot of "grooming" for a straight guy...
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 11/07/06 04:22 PM

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I've met Winky Stinky a few times in the last couple of years, and each time, he's had a radically different hair cut.

That's a lot of "grooming" for a straight guy...




Next time you meet him blister him in the face and tell em
XPT crew says "die in a fire".
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 09:29 AM

Yup...he's gayer than Kurt and Nacho put together.
Posted by: Pussy is good food

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 09:35 AM

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Yup...he's gayer than Kurt and Nacho put together.




What was the first indication? uhhhhh, his name maybe?
Posted by: Handful

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 09:37 AM

Is Winky Tiki gay?

Is that a rhetorical question?
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 10:04 AM

Who the fuck is going to buy this movie? "A sexy hero trapped in a game of perversion" Yeah that will sell.

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 10:26 AM

It reminds me of Rochelle, Rochelle - A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/22/07 12:51 PM

That wasn't a patch on Death Blow or Prognosis Negative.
Posted by: Eon McKai

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/23/07 12:43 PM




suck my PR fuckers
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/23/07 12:47 PM

Go cut yourself emo-boi.



Posted by: Conky

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/23/07 02:22 PM

Eon. How do you pronounce your name? Is it like the guy in Seinfeld called "Een"? Or is it an Alt spelling of Ian?

I need to know so that we can get the tombstone ready for your career, you turtle neck-wearing, derivative douche.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/23/07 04:11 PM

The only Ian Mackaye that even matters.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/24/07 08:51 AM

Combined I bet those 3 alt movies have sold less than 1000 pieces.

One has to wonder how much longer before Steve pulls the plug on this alt disaster. Hey Eon, hows it going?
Posted by: Eon McKai

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/24/07 02:10 PM

hay Jeff it's good... I was wondring... you guys know where I can get a good hocky shert around here?

I was thinking of geting some with the vivid alt logo on it...

we believe it's the sorse of your power...

all hale the hocky shert
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/24/07 06:47 PM

Vivid...
Vivid-alt...
Eor McGay...
Winty Tinkley...
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 02:44 AM

Here's some candids from the Man's Ruin Party. Doubt they'll make AVN. Check avn.com for entire party pic set. Again, these are candids and WinkyTiki told me to tell XPT he's gay like happy and happy like a $3 bill.







DrinkyWinky



Luke. The Camera of Death treatment.





"Hay, JRV. Yew gave how much muney to jen padova?"
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 02:52 AM



Alt director Winkytinki is shagadelic (or fagadelic), baby!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 03:32 AM

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Gia, did you become a victim of the Camera of Death here?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 06:16 AM

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Gia, did you become a victim of the Camera of Death here?




She was captured by the COD even though her hair looks very windswept her beauty seems to somehow counter it's effects. Must be her secret serum. (See LIB for pics)
Posted by: Conky

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 07:14 AM

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hay Jeff it's good... I was wondring... you guys know where I can get a good hocky shert around here?

I was thinking of geting some with the vivid alt logo on it...

we believe it's the sorse of your power...

all hale the hocky shert




Proof positive that intellect is a measure of success. Good luck with the film, Emo. I'm sure that your target audience is busy downloading the torrent even as I type. Pity your target audience is all under 25, really.
Posted by: DukeFloored

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 02:50 PM

Why all this haten on Eon? He's one of the innovators of our industry. Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 03:27 PM

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Why all this haten on Eon? He's one of the innovators of our industry. Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.




If I respond to this the way I want to, it'll be libelous.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 03:31 PM

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Why all this haten on Eon? He's one of the innovators of our industry. Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.




If I respond to this the way I want to, it'll be libelous.




and quickly pasted to his blog/site
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/25/07 05:48 PM

I just heard the news. He must be devistated.

Tinky Winky Assassinated
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 05/31/07 08:47 AM

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hay Jeff it's good... I was wondring... you guys know where I can get a good hocky shert around here?

I was thinking of geting some with the vivid alt logo on it...

we believe it's the sorse of your power...

all hale the hocky shert




Huh? Whats your point. The dude in the hocky shert is Johnny Thrust. Are you saying that Johnny is the sorse of my power?

Alt must be the new slang for moron.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 04/02/17 09:23 AM

I don't usually bump old threads that anonymous viewers are browsing form "Who's Online", unless it's pretty damn clear from the content that the browser is the subject of the thread.

Ain't no way anyone else would be interested in this shite. So, Tinky, how's it going?
Posted by: zenman

Re: Alt director Winky Tiki gay? He's happy! - 04/05/17 06:23 PM

WEHT Tony Malice?