Apply Jumper Cables To Nipples

Hey, we need a jump start on this board. I worry - well, not really - about the future of this place. It seems to me we should have a lot more action given the high brow, intellectual banter of Smartt, Rump, Mr. Steward, myself (???), etc. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/afraid5.gif" alt="" />
Where are all the piss hounds? Where are the sticky, stinky handed whore worshipers? They probably gave up on chatboards after reading all the 'porn talk' on ADT.

I did my part. Check the attachments.

I agree, guys, you'd think we had SARS or somefink.
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Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />