Mia Rose picture thread

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I give you:

Mia the cock sucking elf

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Thats a fucken great pic.
Holly,do shoot porn exclusively?

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ok, i'm baffled here. exactly how is the decision made that affixing elf-ears to women will sell more tape?

there's no way elf-ears can make women hotter, naomi watts with 7" ears couldn't overcome their freakishness. i can see there being some value on stapling them onto a really sub-par girl just to make her look like something totally-alien and subhuman, but mia's not exactly one of the girls you hire because you need a few filler-scenes on the cheap.

i suppose it's not as disconcerting as vampires having sex, and someone got that shit greenlighted for too-much money. scary fangs, elf-ears, pamela peaks masks, what's wrong with you pornographers?

if this shit actually sells, what's wrong with you fans? do you want to fuck pokemon characters or thundercats too?

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jamesn, how often do you think the average Dungeons & Dragons devotee gets laid? Therein lies your answer, my friend!

Frankly, I'm surprised more stuff targeted at this market segment doesn't get made...

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jamesn, how often do you think the average Dungeons & Dragons devotee gets laid? Therein lies your answer, my friend!

Frankly, I'm surprised more stuff targeted at this market segment doesn't get made...

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exactly... : ) The site we started became HUGE like over night. over 50 magazine interveiws, and over 4000 downloads in a matter of 2 weeks....

Buts, to each his own. I play the actual game.... I'd rather do that than a 50 guy gang bang... And again, to each his own,.

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You play D&D?

Do you wear the ears?

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ok, i'm baffled here. exactly how is the decision made that affixing elf-ears to women will sell more tape?

there's no way elf-ears can make women hotter, naomi watts with 7" ears couldn't overcome their freakishness. i can see there being some value on stapling them onto a really sub-par girl just to make her look like something totally-alien and subhuman, but mia's not exactly one of the girls you hire because you need a few filler-scenes on the cheap.

i suppose it's not as disconcerting as vampires having sex, and someone got that shit greenlighted for too-much money. scary fangs, elf-ears, pamela peaks masks, what's wrong with you pornographers?

if this shit actually sells, what's wrong with you fans? do you want to fuck pokemon characters or thundercats too?

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the ridiculous nature of most people's sexual fantasies is the greatest problem for religion and the reason for philosophy.(*and science)
there's just no way to argue for the divinity of humanity

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The best part of Big Ed's post quoted for truth.Fucking billions of dollars have been made,and millions of lives lost,because of that kind of reasoning or "philosophy".

It still doesnt change the fact that Mia is a total piece of ass and that Holly come some shoot a pic.

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:: hides :: ick

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The site isnt based off of D&D although I did play it when I was younger. I play world of warcraft.

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Cool.

You didn't answer about the ears though?







Not that I'm that interested or anything...

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The site isnt based off of D&D although I did play it when I was younger. I play world of warcraft.

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mia...you can't link a pic from a pay site.

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You should join... I can see it, and it looks great!

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Just popped twice and this pic still makes me twitch.

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When can we do a shoot on my car....? lol

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Oh boy... Well at least they have good taste. lol.

As far as investments go. I actually am thinking about opening a dungeon. Where I will strictly be dom to men. Outside of that no, not really. I am 19 years old and havent fully thought about it yet. Please also keep in mind I just recently pulled my head out of my ass... "meaning, I am clean" so, now is better time than any I suppose. Were you just wondering Eddie, or suggesting something?

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Good work.

I was 24 before I managed that trick.

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nice car Mia, so why do you hate the Jews? or do you just like the emblems of the third Reich what i am referring to is the beautiful iron cross car odorizer hanging from her review mirror. i know i am just kidding, who would ever think that a silly thing like the Holocaust ever happened and hell what about all the nice things Hitler did?

sadly yours'
Dov Goldman

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As far as investments go.

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Please also keep in mind I just recently pulled my head out of my ass... "meaning, I am clean" so, now is better time than any I suppose. Were you just wondering Eddie, or suggesting something?

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i didn't do it until i was 32! keep up the good work, mia. it gets easier. well, a little easier anyway.

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Were you just wondering Eddie, or suggesting something?

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xpt pussy is low at the moment.

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Please also keep in mind I just recently pulled my head out of my ass... "meaning, I am clean" so, now is better time than any I suppose.

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..huh? what are you talking about? are you saying you were not clean pre-"recently"?

call me simple, but i believed you when you said you were clean before...

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..huh? what are you talking about? are you saying you were not clean pre-"recently"?

call me simple, but i believed you when you said you were clean before...

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Monstar, please consult Fundamental Rules of Porn #1

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Dane.... I'll let you know if I ever do them again. : ) lol. It was nice meeting you at that thing back in Oct... Wow, time flys..... word

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Talk to your future ex-husband about investments or Willie, they know more about money than most of us combined. With all the cash your bringing in investing is über-smart. And pay the rig off as quickly as possible, interest on the payments must suck.

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call me simple, but i believed you when you said you were clean before...

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Seriously, I have been clean for a while now. I'm quite proud. And I adopted a Jindo from the animal shelter. His name is Noah. : )

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Continued congrats on being clean.

Make sure you new pup Noah doesn't scratch your car seats!

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Noah is a very special rescue dog. His old owners were very cruel people

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My sister adopted an obscenely abused cat rescued by a vet friend -- permanently crushed rib cage, tail permanently bent in 2 places, only 3 teeth left after all his injuries/abuse.

"Mario" lived a the life of comfort for his remaining years with my sis -- pampered like a king the last 10 or so years of life.

Sounds like Noah is on his way to the same.

Enjoy each other!

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oh... before I get someone saying " do you fucking know what site ur on bitch?" here, something xptish.

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ugly slut

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Mmmmm, Arrbby's!!

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here, something xptish.

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Fatman, I just vomited Chicken Fettucini all over my fucking keyboard. Thanks.

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ugly slut

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the word bitch is generally innocuous, yet when placed in connotations like this- right now i'm picturing one of the more misogynistic xpt posters sitting in a darkened room muttering that line whilst reading this thread- it's very disturbing. i'm so glad i don't hate women.

the other day i was talking to a bisexual friend of mine and she was talking about some girl she was with and how she "munched her box". if a male friend had said that i wouldn't have thought twice about it, but coming from her rather innocent looking mouth i was momentarily stunned. yet, when a female poster says "i ate out her fucking cunthole" on xpt, once again i'm ambivalent.

there's something in there about the role context plays in giving words their meaning, but fuck it, this is xpt.

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ugly slut

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Me and my sister with Howard stern

Damn me being a ugly slut. Stern likes us.

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Give me a real cock and you will have a real show.

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Oh, I've got a real cock for you (reaches for box of tissues and excuses self from the computer for a few minutes)

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Fucking New Yorkers a nuts! I love it.
they think their pizza is great... its not

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Yes, we NYers are nuts. Dissing the pizza is regarded as a felony and met with angst similar that were you to ask for cold cuts on white bread with mayo.

For a different pizza experience you should try Lombardi's on Spring Street.

Their web page

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Gonzo girl... where are yooouuu? Stop playing house again damnit. We need you here. :: pouts :: <~ me and you

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hey girl, i'm here. i could use some right now, fo'sho. :sigh: just saw the avn.com article. congrats on not riding the sybian. i wish you and ava could have rigged the awards ticket giveaway so i could have won!!!! i wish i could go this year so bad. i am so bummed about it. i am so needing another hobby. even my husband is like, "jesus fucking christ, would ya quit with the porn shit already! can we please watch a real movie? if you try to make me watch "ATM Love Machines" one more time i am going to fucking lose it!" this really happened.

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GG's husband should appreciate his wife for embracing her inner whore.

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yeah, i thought it was every man's dream to have a wife who digs porn and actually prefers it in her ass. apparently not. if i can't work it out, i'm moving in with mia and ava. i'll be like the housemother or something, keep them girls in check lol.

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only bad thing, they think their pizza is great... its not, I was asking for Pizza Huts and ranch, I thought I was going to be shot.

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yeah, i thought it was every man's dream to have a wife who digs porn and actually prefers it in her ass. apparently not. if i can't work it out, i'm moving in with mia and ava. i'll be like the housemother or something, keep them girls in check lol.

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They live in LA, right?

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Hell yes I did. A Taco boy named Jose' We stayed at the W in time square. Fucking New Yorkers a nuts! I love it. Went wone tasting... No one cards there. Which was great. the smokes are 8 bucks a pack. :: gag :: but.... I had a blast... only bad thing, they think their pizza is great... its not, I was asking for Pizza Huts and ranch, I thought I was going to be shot. ::: bows to Jose' the taco boy ::

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I'm in NYC right now, visiting Aria Giovanni. This is a great city-- it's the first time I've been here purely for vacation and not for business.

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You got lucky. It's usually nowhere near this warm.

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Ny weather.... classic

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Did your visit w/Ava cause this "heat wave"?



No white xmas this year ...

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Mia, got any pics of you and Ava hanging around nyc?

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Here's hoping you gave it the Stiffler "thumbs up" with a nice smile, so someone can photoshop this message:

"Mia Rose says fuck PETA!"

...then send it to their HQ.

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GIA... WE GOT SOME FUCKING FUNNY ONES.... woah. Hi caps.... sorry. Um, Yes, I am just waiting for them to be sent to me. Personally I think they should just be lost forever. I took a pic with a lobster inside the tank at the place we were eating. PETA hates me now.

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kellyally, if you are going to post pics like that, I strongly suggest you make it an attachment and warn the reader that opening the attachment may induce vomiting. I won't get another hardon for at least a week, thanks to you, cunt.

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In fairness to the CUNT kellyally ... she didn't post the picture, she was just quoting my addition to her thread.

I posted the picture to as an reply to an insult of "ugly slut" which "she" hurled at Mia. The picture represented kellyally - a CUNT covered with puss oozing sores.

Though I hold that this is an accurate interpretation of kellyally, you are 100% correct that this should have been an attachment only.

In conclusion, kellyally is a CUNT, BUT I posted the heinous pic.

[I removed the pic - if it still appears and offends, you have to clear your temp internet files].

Those whose sex life has been permanently damaged may pound me at will.



And to kellyally:

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i need a subscription for FOX magazine

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i need a subscription for FOX magazine

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I could have sworn I posted these pix and a thank you to Holly. But evidently, I passed out at my computer again... Something? har har!

On a serious note... Holly.... Thank you so fuckin much! I have a 8 page spread of your work.... 8 PAGES! I was excited, still am... I am going to carry this mag with me all year... and all jan. : )

Thank you Holly R. Lets celebrate?

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The centerfold was absolutely beautiful. Checked it out a few days ago.

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Yes, please subscribe to FOX!
I need new underwear for Vegas! \

And we'll be bringing lots of issues for Mia to sign and give away as she chooses. So don't be a stranger.

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I didn't think ANYONE wore underwear in Vegas?

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I for one will be wearing underwear. And thats only because I got KICKED out of LA exotica for wearing a net top that showed my nips. GOD FORBID YOU SHOW YOUR NIPPLES AT A FUCKING PORN CONVENTION! Its like the gaird came over and said I needed to cover up... I said " Your wrong, while I watch the double anal scenes that are playing around me, I want them to be exposed."

fuckin assholes. I learned my lesson.

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Kinda looks like one of those ones you put on with a piece of paper and water, doesn't it?

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Crackerjack used to give them away inside each Box, as part of the "toy surprise" back in the late 1970s early 1980s, just before gumball machines went up to a minimum of a nickel for all machines and the Penny machines went bye bye...I still remember as a snot nosed, crumb crushing little Da Burglar wheeling my butt off to the country store in Amherst, Massachusetts on sunny Spring (or Fall) New England days and buying anywhere from 5 to 15 packs of Bazooka or Bubble Yum Bubble Gum for a TOTAL of 50 cents, or something ridiculous like that. But the Crackerjack Tatoo Toy Surprises Trumped any quantity of Bubble gum...it's all gone now man, thanks to the American Dental Association's Campaign starting in 1977 or so that demonized Sugary Treats as the cause for kids rotting teeth (totally false, it was the Poor Nutrition and Hygiene habits rampant until the mid 1980s.) Who remembers the old Crest Toothpaste Commercials and the dreaded "CAVITY CREEPS"? Pure brainwashing, hysterical propaganda :bananagingivitis:



**Sidenote** There was a LATE 1978 thru 1979 Fad/craze involving the hard candy brand known as "Now and Later"....even as a little Da Burglar (age 10 up until 13), I knew how to handle the whores and knew the key to keeping chicks enthralled...I would always come to school with Gum and/or Now and Laters, and was therefore very popular with the young girls. Of course, I was buying there attention and affection with what was then and at that age the currency of the realm, Gum and Candy, but that was due to the fact that by Age 10 I was making 5 to 10 bucks a week helping in my Grandparents' bookstore doing Inventory and counting Money (circa 1978 thru 1981, before the advent obviously of computers.) I could afford LOTS of sugary treats .... As long as I had Bubble Gum, the 5th thru 7th Grade chicks didnt care if I was crippled or not....friggin' little whores.

Incidentally, I was also first exposed to Porn working in my Grandpop's bookstore...he used to let me and my Little Bro read ALL the Hustler, PEnthouse and CLUB Magazines we wanted (Screw Playboy, even at that age back then I was bored with Hef's Humdrum approach to Porn and women ...Larry Flynt was my first Hero-Role Model, even before he bought himself the Gold Wheelchair...)

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This here be my favorite.

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mia ur hot

why dont you keep ur hair red? its xtra hot

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Listen Wankus, I'll tell you one last time. Go the fuck away and don't soil Mia's thread. Put down the crack pipe and use some of them tall internet radio dollars to get your GED.

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Why are those two guys holding each other's hands behind your back?

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Gotta love the awesome, tasteful sign to the right, "Epileptic gaming"????? Is that what it really is called??

Nice, real nice...

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mia, you should really crop the picture into a square if you're going to use it as your avatar, otherwise it looks all squished and thus retardo.

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It still makes me want to jekroff.

I'd like her to sit on my face to be dead honest.

where did alll these adt fanboys caome from? fucking fags wishing her a happy virthday.

teaganfan, stop being such a fan faggot, please?

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I dont even drink. lol

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How unfortunate.... more for me.

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Thank you.. and another thanks to the guy who bumped my old school thread. lol. HAHA! W000000000000000t!

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Thank you.. and another thanks to the guy who bumped my old school thread. lol. HAHA! W000000000000000t!

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Any time, Mia. Any Time

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I 2nd that, but not in the same room. She's got a really nice cunt for a 20-year old whore who's been doing this for what, a year now?

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Is it me, or does she look like she's got a fat ass & a pot belly going here?

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I don't see it here.

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Goddamn, nice pic.

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... I always seem to think of Holly when I do this. I don't know if that is good or odd....

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Henceforth, this shall always be refered to as 'The Mia Rose Pose'

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I thought that pose looked familiar.

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Mia it's good to see that you're not in league with that class-1 wacko Lubben.

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bitch is off her rocker. < I sound so very very gangster

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