Shooting content for the first time. Any pointers?

Posted by: Irelands Eye

Shooting content for the first time. Any pointers? - 05/14/06 10:57 AM

I'm looking to shoot content and am wondering where to start. It's for use on my own Irish oriented paysite and will have a boy walks up to girl(s) on street with camcorder, boy brings girls(s) back to hotel room, boy gets the blowjob of his life storyline. I know, not exactly original!

I'm jumping in the deep end here. I have someone who is willing to do all the web stuff and I'm going to take care of the content but I've never done it so any pointers on finding agencies and talent are appreciated.
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any pointers? - 05/14/06 11:01 AM

Hire this guy

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 11:01 AM

There are too many puppets and not enough hands in this Punch & Judy Show.



Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 11:06 AM

I would hire that dude but I swore I'd never book my dad for another shoot.
Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 11:13 AM

Quote:

There are too many puppets and not enough hands in this Punch & Judy Show.



There are too many Florence Nightingales and not enough Robin Hoods either. But it's nohing to do with me pal.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 11:15 AM

if ya cant stand the heat stay out of the kitchen.......well i tried.....

ok, ok

lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way......

i think our armed forces use that saying.
Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 11:21 AM

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if ya cant stand the heat stay out of the kitchen.......well i tried.....

ok, ok

lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way......

i think our armed forces use that saying.



So what did your armless forces say?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any pointers? - 05/14/06 01:29 PM

Are the whores going to be from Ireland? I'd think you want some whores that are semi-recognizable, but not some whore whose already done 400 scenes.

Did you kow Ronnie James Dio's niece is in porn? She posts here all the time...all the time.
Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 01:58 PM

No the bitches initially won't be Irish. I'll be starting off with a kind of a Mike In Brazil style thing but with a humorous Irish angle. The girls will just seem like strangers that the actor has just met. They can be complete unknowns.

Ronnie James Dios Niece? Class! Is there an Irish connection to that though?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 02:07 PM

Probably start looking for some redheads, check out this thread:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=28312&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

and this one:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=149681&Forum=dvdtalk&Words=redhead&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=1year&Main=149406&Search=true#Post149681

Then I'd see you schedule shaping up like this:
Day One; Kiss a few agents' asses.
Day Two: Hire the whores.
Day Three: Spend 12 hours getting them to learn 2 or 3 words in Gaelic
Day Four: Start fuckin'...though one out of 3 whores will be at least an hour late, and out of it on Xanax and blush wine served in a box.

The Ronnie Dio has no Irish angle, unless he's somehow related to Eamon de Valera, but she might drive some traffic to your site. Plus it would be fun to listen to her squeek out "We're The Last in Line" while getting DP'ed.

Good luck!
Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 02:16 PM

Like I said the chicks don't need to be irish in the begining at all. The guy will be and that's enough to give me the angle I need.
How come you know about Dev?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 02:25 PM

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How come you know about Dev?

I'm largely of Irish descent, drink too much, and occasionally this guy's face pops up on my profile:
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 02:25 PM

might i suggest..."Lusty Leprauchan Lasses"



Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 03:18 PM

XPT's very own Irish Midget

Posted by: Irelands Eye

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 03:21 PM

Ouch! Do they come with a pot of gold?
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Shooting content for the first time. Any point - 05/14/06 03:46 PM

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Ouch! Do they come with a pot of gold?



No, but you should. I'm tired of all these broke asses up in here trying to shoot porn. Look dude. There's enough crappy low-budget porn out there. Like the internet biz in the 90s, the bubbles already burst and I'm afraid you're just too late. You missed your window a few years ago when guys would jerk off to anything.