Message from Lord Rump of Skinville

Do your duty guys and increase Smartt's star rating. Someone has voted him down, I presume Sir Noel Plum or Hates Brazil or what ever he was called.
It ain't fair that the forum's top poster has just 1 star.
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

To late.I gave him a 1 a few days ago for hitting Gen below the belt. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

No problemo. I also gave you a 1 cause I hate white guys with afros. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Did my part, just gave you a 5. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, what the hell?? I was at 4 and now I'm at 2(??) Man, I created posts about Shit naming, Wal-mart/ADT freaks, etc. The only people I punched below the belt are at ADT. Who's the traitor? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" /> CUNTS

Least Smartt's on two stars now. God knows how I am on 4. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Please feel free to vote me down. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
Owen, m8, I noticed. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/afraid5.gif" alt="" />

What the fuck is "M8"?

M-EIGHT...mate...m8...it's British, dude. We all say that here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Oh. So you´re from England, right? Good. You´re the one that´s going to send me those cool HLK DVDs.

England, New Jersey. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

No, seriously, Smarrt, give me a list and Eye will sea what Eye can do.
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

YGM. I think.

Translate, puleez. I need to know I am gonna get me money back for the dvds. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

YGM = You got mail.
(Well, at least I THINK you do. I don´t know if I used the e-mail sender thinger of this forum correctly).

And why would you need money, when you can get the finest brazilian porn DVDs from the generous moi in exchange?

Brazillian porn? Yeah, all depends what they are. Hmm... Okay I'll read the message and get back to ewe!
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Real women and real men, no she-males.

Unless requested, of course.

Where's ya message then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />

Gee. I REALLY goofed the msg thingie. Well, mail me directly. smartt@uol.com.br

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" /> Um, Smartt. I have some Leisure Time I could send you. Made Right here in the good ol' USA. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

Uh... thanks, but I don´t want PORN DVDs. I´ve watched over 15,000 porn films during all my life, that stuff gets boring with the time.

Unless, of course, it´s promotional DVDs you want to see reviewed on my magazine. That´s another story.

@Smartt...OK, brother, will do. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
PS...what magazine. Jeez, you never told me you're an editor. Where can I buy the magazine then? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

In Brazil. Gauge is on the cover.