XRCO pic's-what happens next?

Posted by: damaged

XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 10:41 AM

So, what could Max be suggesting to the big man's wife?
Posted by: damaged

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 10:42 AM

And is this the hand that will put her down?
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 01:38 PM


Nice couple. Good friends. Happy. Comfortable lifestyle. All bedrocked by: "~~~~qwack! qwack! qwack! qwack!***coughhackwheeze*** WAIT! qwack! qwack! qwack! qwack! qwack!~~~~~~......"


Posted by: Max

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 03:53 PM

I was just explaining to Sandy that I had lost my camera, wallet, cell phone, and car, and couldn't walk too good anymore. So could she please help me out? As they were driving away, I asked them to keep an eye out for my car.

Here I am previously performing a body cavity search of Ashley Blue, who has been known to pleasure herself with a cell phone.

Max

Posted by: damaged

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 04:00 PM

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I was just explaining to Sandy that I had lost my camera, wallet, cell phone, and car, and couldn't walk too good anymore. So could she please help me out? As they were driving away, I asked them to keep an eye out for my car.

Here I am previously performing a body cavity search of Ashley Blue, who has been known to pleasure herself with a cell phone.

Max






I know Ashley can get a lot into each body orafice, but a 'vette? That seems like a stretch (pun intended).
Posted by: Max

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 05:50 PM

WTF? Now I don't see the picture I posted up with a link to my free gallery. It showed up when I posted it so what gives with this crappy board? Anyway, here's the hard link to the gallery. Enjoy.

Max

http://www.maxhardcore.com/tour/Update%20Tour/XRCO-06/index.htm
Posted by: zenman

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 05:50 PM

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+1 Sandy
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:17 PM

http://www.maxhardcore.com/tour/Update%20Tour/XRCO-06/imagepages/image31.htm

Belladonna?

If it is, damn she looks great in this pic!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:18 PM







Wow I'm sorry I missed the award show.




Please pull the dress back down



Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte. You are way too cute and sexy to be associated with this "pinhead". I don't care what band he is in please reasses your choice.



She actually looks like she is holding two mellons in front of her.



Hillary looks amazing! She must be thinking "I went to the XRCO awards show and all I got were these dumb fucking wooden plaques in the shape of a heart that anyone can buy at their local dollar store."
Posted by: damaged

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:19 PM

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Belladonna?

Uh, that's Jeff's wife, Francesca.

If it is, damn she looks great in this pic!


Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:25 PM

Pic #31, It's not Jeff's wife.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:29 PM

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http://www.maxhardcore.com/tour/Update%20Tour/XRCO-06/imagepages/image31.htm

Belladonna?

If it is, damn she looks great in this pic!




Looks like Bella to me.
Posted by: zenman

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:29 PM

who's the guy on the left
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:31 PM

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Belladonna?




Uh, that's Jeff's wife, Francesca.

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If it is, damn she looks great in this pic!







Why does the pic work only sometimes?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 06:34 PM

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Belladonna?




Uh, that's Jeff's wife, Francesca.

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If it is, damn she looks great in this pic!







Why does the pic work only sometimes?




You have to save the pic find an image host site then link it from there like photobucket
Posted by: TeriJoSnortsCoke

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/23/06 08:14 PM

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Hillary looks amazing! She must be thinking "I went to the XRCO awards show and all I got were these dumb fucking wooden plaques in the shape of a heart that anyone can buy at their local dollar store."





Hillary looks incredible in this picture.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/24/06 03:20 AM

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Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte. You are way too cute and sexy




hey,...i just drunk texted char. LOL. ,...yikes. and accidently woke up tarym because i could not figure our how to unock our locks.

...whaddap.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/24/06 12:18 PM

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Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte. You are way too cute and sexy




hey,...i just drunk texted char. LOL. ,...yikes. and accidently woke up tarym because i could not figure our how to unock our locks.

...whaddap.




Awesome Monstar. And please tell her to contact me to get my advice for all future decisions in her life. LOL
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/24/06 12:33 PM

What do you care? Shouldn't you be looking for a dick to suck. Fucking faggot!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/24/06 01:01 PM

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What do you care? Shouldn't you be looking for a dick to suck. Fucking faggot!




Come on don't talk about Monstar that way. BTW nice tranny in your avatar
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 08:39 AM

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who's the guy on the left




Thats Mike Barbella.Later in the evening Max got pissed pulled a knife on him....twice.
Posted by: Max

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 11:11 AM

While it maybe true I pulled out my legal-length blade in Mike's presence, I used it to cut up fresh lime for my drinks. I just don't trust the one's that have been sitting for hours in the bartender's bin.

I actually like Barbella and have known him for years. He's a source of constant ammusement and amazement to those who know him and his crazy adventures.

Max
Posted by: loopnode

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 02:28 PM



women this beautiful are rare.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 03:28 PM

Women?

The true test of porn womanness: will Noahphed or William Hyde try to add them on MySpace.
Posted by: Max

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 03:48 PM

Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?

Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.

Max
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 03:57 PM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?

Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.

Max




Max Hardcore. Speaking up for women. Just...doesn't...feel...right.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:00 PM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?

Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.

Max




Max Hardcore. Speaking up for women. Just...doesn't...feel...right.




Sig worthy. Thanks bro.
Posted by: Paul Reubens

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:14 PM

Those women are beasts. Plain and simple.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:18 PM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties?




Yes.

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Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?




True. Hillary, Kimberly and Sierra looked amazing but there is zero fun in complimenting "cute cunts". If you post a pig on a web site you can bet your ten gallon cowboy hat people will comment on it. Come on Max you know how it works.

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Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.




Exactly the reason why you don't see drunk pictures of me on the internet.

This seems to be a bit hypocritical and disingenuous coming from a guy that is more brutal to women on film than I could ever be on message board. Maybe I just missed the satire that was intended
Posted by: loopnode

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:42 PM

Seems only right that I plug this here http://www.flurl.com/item/Pimp_Her_Ride_u_129379/
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:48 PM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?

Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.

Max




I did point out that Belladonna (but no one has confirmed it was her) looked really great in that Pic.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 04:59 PM

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I did point out that Belladonna (but no one has confirmed it was her) looked really great in that Pic.




It was indeed her, and I agree with you too.
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 06:36 PM

Both of these whores are "real cute" and need to be fucked up Max Hardcore style.



Posted by: smutspov

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 07:19 PM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?

Let's see just what the fuck you look like late at night after a few drinks in the harsh light of my EOS 1D flashlight muthafucker. I got the feeling you's ain't going to look too damn handsome.

Max




Hey Max, how's it going?
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 10:56 PM

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women this beautiful are rare.




Yeah Loop, but they do give great head.
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/25/06 10:59 PM

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who's the guy on the left




Thats Mike Barbella.Later in the evening Max got pissed pulled a knife on him....twice.




Jeff,
Where do I get one of those Gagfactor shirts? Need to make a Simp tribute shirt LOL.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/26/06 12:12 AM

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Holy crap, are your lives so empty that you feel the need to put down girls who aren't classic beauties? Why is there so little discussion her about the cute cunts who were pictured?



In short order...yes...on occasion...ask JeffMike.

If a bad camera and/or photog was responsible, Max. I'll shift alleged "blame," blame onto the camera or the photog.
Posted by: Rollin Girl

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/26/06 12:50 PM

I think Charlotte is beautiful AND she let me pet her kitty in the ladies room

http://www.maxhardcore.com/tour/Update%20Tour/XRCO-06/images/_MG_9517.JPG
Posted by: K.R

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/26/06 10:01 PM

Who's the lady in the red dress again?! Whoever she is she barked at me at the awards show. I was with my buddy Dane taking photos of myself with Lady Victoria when she came over to take photos as well. I shined the light on her p*ssy when she was spreading her legs for the camera guys and she barked at me! Then had the nerve to tell me she didn't want people to get a good look at it...I'm like "well why are you allowing photos if you don't want anyone to see it!" Anyways, XRCO was fun. Hope to come again. I'm out!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/27/06 12:50 AM

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I shined the light on her p*ssy when she was spreading her legs for the camera guys and she barked at me!



Why did you censor the word PUSSY? Your at XPT, not ADT.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: XRCO pic's-what happens next? - 04/27/06 08:56 AM

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who's the guy on the left




Thats Mike Barbella.Later in the evening Max got pissed pulled a knife on him....twice.




Jeff,
Where do I get one of those Gagfactor shirts? Need to make a Simp tribute shirt LOL.




You can buy them on my website .