The most polluted baby ever born!

Posted by: TonyMalice

The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/08/06 10:29 PM

Alright guys, I am going straight to hell for this, but my guess is that ticket is already bought and paid for so this isn't really gonna make it worse.

Alyssa west has sprayed out the spawn of 100 John's. That's right, it has happened.

http://www.myspace.com/alyssawest



Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/08/06 10:30 PM

I actually feel dirty for posting these. But she posted them on her MySpace, I'm sure a bunch of Craig's list John's are jerking off furiously to these.



Posted by: Monstar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/08/06 10:39 PM

you are a bad man, malice. a very bad man.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/08/06 10:45 PM

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you are a bad man, malice. a very bad man.



I feel a little guilt about this one, but dude as a pornographer I see some strange shit so sometimes I like to step back and say "Wow look how fucked up these people are." And to be honest, Alyssa makes it soooo easy.. Lolololol.

Tony
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 12:09 AM

Well the baby is beautiful anyway. Not his/her fault it has a sick muthafucker for a mother.
Posted by: ben

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 12:46 AM

Who is tha baby's father? Is it a guy in porn?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 12:53 AM



I bet it's even money this kid actually turns out to be some kind of Math Prodigy, thats how fucked up the karma in life, and the world is these days...stranger things have happened. I can see it now....Cal Tech Class of 2028, Alyssa is in the Audience during Graduation Ceremonies, proudly beaming as "Potpouri" West accepts a diploma, and then her beeper goes off with a 911 page from A guy named Jerome who is a Burger King Franchisee in Pomona who has been tit fucking Alyssa (using the Mayonaise he puts on people's Whoppers as a lubricant) as a client for 6 years, and has a raging hardon....this is so fucked up I have a boner
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 01:05 AM

maged, here's another one for your list. Is he lucky his mother is a pornstar? I say noooooooooo.
Posted by: asdf

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 02:24 AM

i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 03:59 AM

she named the baby Devnn M'kai

its Eon McKai his dad?
Posted by: Paul Reubens

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 09:11 AM

truly disgusting, that kid should be taken away from her and never be told who her(?) real mom was.

on second thought, what do i care.

Posted by: Grip Johnson

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 10:18 AM

poor kid. so innocent. has no idea he suckles the tit many craig listers sucked on for 50 bucks.

i do think it would be wise to tag him like they do sharks. this is a great opportunity for the profilers at Quantico to study serial killer behavior as it develops.


Posted by: SexDJ

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 01:17 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 01:36 PM

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you are a bad man, malice. a very bad man.


How can something so wrong feel so right?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 03:18 PM

Just let me know what street to keep my car away from when Jr West carjacks me in 2019.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 04:31 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.




EXACTLY....I think it is a tired, overused, bullshit excuse that kids who have fucked up homes/parents/lives/abuse are so DRAMATICALLY PRONE to lead Lives filled with Drug Abuse, Crime, Sexual Degeneracy (like Prostitution or even porn) etc. At some point, EVERYONE learns right from wrong and then MAKES a choice....I have known Many Women who work in the so-called "Sex Industry" (strippers, Escorts, and now a few porn chicks) and its true, SOME of them were abused physically/sexually as children BUT they ALL admitted to me at some point that they did what they did because they really, truly WANTED to/Liked It or had some grand plan to make X amount of dollars by the time they were X years old, etc. NONE of them felt it was pre-destined that they Make Money by inserting random dicks in their bodies simply because they had a sneaky uncle or a brother who "loved them too much"....At some point, EVERYONE makes a choice.

Take me....I had a lot of physical/emotional trauma when I was a young kid, and look how I turned out!
Posted by: asdf

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 04:44 PM

being able to google your mom's name and finding out that she made money off of letting guys jizz all over your wombcastle isn't exactly analagous to being raped.

while there are plenty of resources for women who have been sexually assaulted (porn, church, extreme feminism), there aren't many for the male progeny of infamous crackwhores.
Posted by: JRV

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 04:50 PM

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while there are plenty of resources for women who have been sexually assaulted (porn, church, extreme feminism), there aren't many for the male progeny of infamous crackwhores.


Sure there are - they perform in porn.
Posted by: Hypnocock

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 05:19 PM

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Just let me know what street to keep my car away from when Jr West carjacks me in 2019.



....you actually plan on living till 2019?
Posted by: 2cums

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 07:25 PM

Malice , you have a seat reserved right next to Lucifer in the afterlife.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 08:33 PM

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being able to google your mom's name and finding out that she made money off of letting guys jizz all over your wombcastle isn't exactly analagous to being raped.

while there are plenty of resources for women who have been sexually assaulted (porn, church, extreme feminism), there aren't many for the male progeny of infamous crackwhores.



Didnt Malice already confirm that Alyssa, while suffering from many shortcomings, is NOT actually on Crack? Alyssa is too fat to be on crack....I mean, it's not saying much in this case, but it is significant at least as far as the kid having a decent shot at being physically healthy and not subject to random drooling/seizures when he hits kindergarten and its time to play Ring Around The Rosies....I think we may be looking at the next Gerald R. Ford, to be perfectly candid
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 09:18 PM

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Malice , you have a seat reserved right next to Lucifer in the afterlife.



well why miss heaven by an inch.....might as well hit the hell bulseye
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 09:19 PM

PS: do you think she'll save this thread and print it out for the babies scrapbook??.....
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 11:23 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.




EXACTLY....I think it is a tired, overused, bullshit excuse that kids who have fucked up homes/parents/lives/abuse are so DRAMATICALLY PRONE to lead Lives filled with Drug Abuse, Crime, Sexual Degeneracy (like Prostitution or even porn) etc. At some point, EVERYONE learns right from wrong and then MAKES a choice....I have known Many Women who work in the so-called "Sex Industry" (strippers, Escorts, and now a few porn chicks) and its true, SOME of them were abused physically/sexually as children BUT they ALL admitted to me at some point that they did what they did because they really, truly WANTED to/Liked It or had some grand plan to make X amount of dollars by the time they were X years old, etc. NONE of them felt it was pre-destined that they Make Money by inserting random dicks in their bodies simply because they had a sneaky uncle or a brother who "loved them too much"....At some point, EVERYONE makes a choice.

Take me....I had a lot of physical/emotional trauma when I was a young kid, and look how I turned out!



burglar, its not the parents so much as their lack of education. statistics show that education is directly linked to the amount of money you make....so fucked up parents dont stress school and dont help them take school seriously. and if you fall behind when you are young, its really hard to catch up.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 11:31 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.




EXACTLY....I think it is a tired, overused, bullshit excuse that kids who have fucked up homes/parents/lives/abuse are so DRAMATICALLY PRONE to lead Lives filled with Drug Abuse, Crime, Sexual Degeneracy (like Prostitution or even porn) etc. At some point, EVERYONE learns right from wrong and then MAKES a choice....I have known Many Women who work in the so-called "Sex Industry" (strippers, Escorts, and now a few porn chicks) and its true, SOME of them were abused physically/sexually as children BUT they ALL admitted to me at some point that they did what they did because they really, truly WANTED to/Liked It or had some grand plan to make X amount of dollars by the time they were X years old, etc. NONE of them felt it was pre-destined that they Make Money by inserting random dicks in their bodies simply because they had a sneaky uncle or a brother who "loved them too much"....At some point, EVERYONE makes a choice.

Take me....I had a lot of physical/emotional trauma when I was a young kid, and look how I turned out!



burglar, its not the parents so much as their lack of education. statistics show that education is directly linked to the amount of money you make....so fucked up parents dont stress school and dont help them take school seriously. and if you fall behind when you are young, its really hard to catch up.



Of course, that's correct Christian, true enough, however I think the point of this incredibly fucked up thread is now morphing into a pseudo-"No Child/Porn Spawn Left Behind" type message, whereby the small (very small) part in many of us wants to believe that ANY KID, Anywhere, Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES can succeed, no matter how warped their origins. Take "Jo" from THE FACTS OF LIFE for instance....
Posted by: asdf

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 11:32 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.




EXACTLY....I think it is a tired, overused, bullshit excuse that kids who have fucked up homes/parents/lives/abuse are so DRAMATICALLY PRONE to lead Lives filled with Drug Abuse, Crime, Sexual Degeneracy (like Prostitution or even porn) etc. At some point, EVERYONE learns right from wrong and then MAKES a choice....I have known Many Women who work in the so-called "Sex Industry" (strippers, Escorts, and now a few porn chicks) and its true, SOME of them were abused physically/sexually as children BUT they ALL admitted to me at some point that they did what they did because they really, truly WANTED to/Liked It or had some grand plan to make X amount of dollars by the time they were X years old, etc. NONE of them felt it was pre-destined that they Make Money by inserting random dicks in their bodies simply because they had a sneaky uncle or a brother who "loved them too much"....At some point, EVERYONE makes a choice.

Take me....I had a lot of physical/emotional trauma when I was a young kid, and look how I turned out!



burglar, its not the parents so much as their lack of education. statistics show that education is directly linked to the amount of money you make....so fucked up parents dont stress school and dont help them take school seriously. and if you fall behind when you are young, its really hard to catch up.



hopefully, alyssa west will use the money she's been making hooking towards putting her child in montessori. chances are though, she'll buy a vuitton diaper bag and then put ketchup on saltines ^____^
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/09/06 11:41 PM

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i like how everyone is being all genteel and pretending this kid isn't going to have an incredibly fucked up life that culminates in a school shooting/whore murdering spree


Actually, I tend to like the post about the kid becoming some sort of math/science genius. Many kids who find their parents lifestyle intolerable go 180 degrees around. So maybe the kid will find a cure for cancer. But maybe he'll just grow up and shoot everybody in the High School Cafeteria.




EXACTLY....I think it is a tired, overused, bullshit excuse that kids who have fucked up homes/parents/lives/abuse are so DRAMATICALLY PRONE to lead Lives filled with Drug Abuse, Crime, Sexual Degeneracy (like Prostitution or even porn) etc. At some point, EVERYONE learns right from wrong and then MAKES a choice....I have known Many Women who work in the so-called "Sex Industry" (strippers, Escorts, and now a few porn chicks) and its true, SOME of them were abused physically/sexually as children BUT they ALL admitted to me at some point that they did what they did because they really, truly WANTED to/Liked It or had some grand plan to make X amount of dollars by the time they were X years old, etc. NONE of them felt it was pre-destined that they Make Money by inserting random dicks in their bodies simply because they had a sneaky uncle or a brother who "loved them too much"....At some point, EVERYONE makes a choice.

Take me....I had a lot of physical/emotional trauma when I was a young kid, and look how I turned out!



burglar, its not the parents so much as their lack of education. statistics show that education is directly linked to the amount of money you make....so fucked up parents dont stress school and dont help them take school seriously. and if you fall behind when you are young, its really hard to catch up.



hopefully, alyssa west will use the money she's been making hooking towards putting her child in montessori. chances are though, she'll buy a vuitton diaper bag and then put ketchup on saltines ^____^




See, now when I was 4 -5 years old, Grandma Da Burglar gave me Saltines with Ketchup and I LIKED em....and look how I turned out....
Posted by: Hyde

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/10/06 01:24 AM

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hopefully, alyssa west will use the money she's been making hooking towards putting her child in montessori. chances are though, she'll buy a vuitton diaper bag and then put ketchup on saltines ^____^



I hate to be one more cynic predicting a life of Dickensian misery for Alyssa's newly sired larva ; but after nine months confined in the blighted septic tank of Alyssa's womb, all he can realistically look forward to is another year choking on the curdled putrescence discharged by her pendulous sandbags, and a childhood filled with cigarette burns, inappropriate fondling at the hands of strangers, and the stench of dried fecal matter.
This will be followed by adolescent years of misdirected rage, which he'll express by huffing butyl nitrate and brutally assraping an aged filipino landscaper, before he finally ends up an incontinent Librium addict sleeping in his '91 Cavalier.
Of course, he'll eventually be discovered pissing in the parking lot of a Reseda Circle-K by David Joseph, who will immediately offer him a contract directing for Red Light, where he'll helm the AVN award winning "Crotch Tacos #4"!!
[ There was an alternate ending that had him directing for JM, but it didn't test well]
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/10/06 09:17 AM

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PS: do you think she'll save this thread and print it out for the babies scrapbook??.....



God I hope so.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/10/06 10:10 AM

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2004/november/OGRISH-dot-com-1-46932.jpg
Posted by: xvod

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/12/06 08:55 AM




That kid sure looks a lot like Brandon Iron.
Posted by: zenman

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/28/06 09:05 PM

If you go over to lukeisback, Alyssa West bitches to luke about this thread.
Posted by: zenman

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/28/06 09:06 PM

Luke's comment, with accompanying link to this thread.
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I remember seeing the thread and not feeling right about linking to it.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/28/06 09:14 PM

What ethnicity is that baby?

That baby is what I call 'Grab Bag Ethnic.' It's like a hybrid of every ethnicity in line to donate plasma.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 09:12 AM

I love it,she wants me to fire Malice.

Alyssa West Vs. Tony Malice

Alyssa calls me back Tuesday afternoon. I ask her for drama. She says Tony Malice can go to hell.

She searched XXXPornTalk and found this thread started by Tony entitled, "The Most Polluted Baby Ever Born."

Malice had swiped photos of Alyssa's baby from her MySpace page and started a thread:

Alright guys, I am going straight to hell for this, but my guess is that ticket is already bought and paid for so this isn't really gonna make it worse. Alyssa west has sprayed out the spawn of 100 John's. That's right, it has happened.

I actually feel dirty for posting these. But she posted them on her MySpace, I'm sure a bunch of Craig's list John's are jerking off furiously to these.

I remember seeing the thread and not feeling right about linking to it.

Alyssa: "I put my son's picture on my MySpace page because all my friends are on it from my hometown and it is so much easier than emailing everybody.

"He went out of his way to start a new post and put my child's picture on XXXPornTalk to talk s--- about.

"JM Productions needs to fire Tony Malice or I'm taking it further. This is slander and libel. I've already talked to an attorney. If this was your child, you would do the same thing.

"I went to TonyMalice.com. Genesis Skye is on there. I remember working with Genesis and he was all over her. Tony, you act like everyone is your favorite and then you trash them."
Posted by: xvod

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 10:58 AM

I still say it's the offspring of Brandon Iron.



Posted by: JimJaded

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 11:02 AM

does turning tricks on craigslist 2 weeks before having the baby in question cancel out any possible legal action?

I mean Malice may have a point....it could be argued...
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 11:44 AM

I was hoping to see a child with flippers or a cyclops or something along the lines of one of those Thalidomide children from the late fifties/early sixties. I'm disappointed, but not by much.

Posted by: JimJaded

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 04:40 PM

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Malice , you have a seat reserved right next to Lucifer in the afterlife.



yeah and that donkey punch icon is very offensive
Posted by: c62

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/29/06 05:46 PM

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I love it,she wants me to fire Malice.

Alyssa West Vs. Tony Malice

Alyssa calls me back Tuesday afternoon. I ask her for drama. She says Tony Malice can go to hell.

She searched XXXPornTalk and found this thread started by Tony entitled, "The Most Polluted Baby Ever Born."

Malice had swiped photos of Alyssa's baby from her MySpace page and started a thread:

Alright guys, I am going straight to hell for this, but my guess is that ticket is already bought and paid for so this isn't really gonna make it worse. Alyssa west has sprayed out the spawn of 100 John's. That's right, it has happened.

I actually feel dirty for posting these. But she posted them on her MySpace, I'm sure a bunch of Craig's list John's are jerking off furiously to these.

I remember seeing the thread and not feeling right about linking to it.

Alyssa: "I put my son's picture on my MySpace page because all my friends are on it from my hometown and it is so much easier than emailing everybody.

"He went out of his way to start a new post and put my child's picture on XXXPornTalk to talk s--- about.

"JM Productions needs to fire Tony Malice or I'm taking it further. This is slander and libel. I've already talked to an attorney. If this was your child, you would do the same thing.

"I went to TonyMalice.com. Genesis Skye is on there. I remember working with Genesis and he was all over her. Tony, you act like everyone is your favorite and then you trash them."


Its too bad she wasn't this concerned before she got preggers.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/30/06 10:23 AM

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I still say it's the offspring of Brandon Iron.








It definitely could be. I know that the previous pregnancy between her and Irons ended in one of her numerous miscariages. They did save the fetus however..



Posted by: 2cums

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 03/30/06 03:46 PM

How could this be Brandon's child? He only does creampies with guys.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/14/07 04:41 PM

Bump.
Mon*.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/14/07 04:54 PM

One of my fave threads. Alyssa probably has had three more different-fathered spawns by now and has the oldest one post her craigslist ads. I swear, wealth and education is inversely proportionate to fertility. Can't they just start putting birth control in the $1 Value Meal at McDonalds? Birth control burgers...that would help the economy.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/14/07 05:01 PM

Agreed...
Sticky this shit.
The Fucker Behind The Curtain at his best.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/14/07 05:01 PM

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Can't they just start putting birth control in the $1 Value Meal at McDonalds?



Howard Stern used to talk about the urban legend of the government putting sterility drugs in grape soda sold in "ethnic" areas, because "da brothers likes dare grapes soda."
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/14/07 05:18 PM

My proposal isn't race specific. I'm targeting every race. And by that, I mean all seventy-two thousand of her babies' fathers.
Posted by: mallocup

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/15/07 01:44 AM

she certainly attracted some creepy sounding dudes..

eg.

"I really like pregnant women alot........please put a monthly picture from now until feb. or send to my email alyoungjr@yahoo.com

Posted by Al on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 3:25 AM
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Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/04/12 05:23 PM

Are any of the kids felons yet?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/04/12 05:30 PM

what the fuck is that thing brandon is holding?it almost looks like itd be from the creators of mad balls back in the 80s/90s(as well as failed relaunch attempt a few years ago).
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/04/12 05:34 PM

That child entered first grade this year... and we are that much closer to Gia's 2019 deadline for a carjacking.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/04/12 05:44 PM

You assume she even sends the child to school.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: The most polluted baby ever born! - 11/04/12 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: TonyMalice
I actually feel dirty for posting these. But she posted them on her MySpace, I'm sure a bunch of Craig's list John's are jerking off furiously to these.




lmfao