Beautiful Gia

Posted by: Illuminati Marconi

Beautiful Gia - 02/27/06 11:11 PM


Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/27/06 11:24 PM

I love the streaked hair and her Paki admixture gives her large dark expressive eyes, like in a Goya painting. (No, not "Saturn devouring one of his children". Sicko.)

If I didn't think she was annoyed with me on some level, I'd probably say more. Rock on, Gia!
Posted by: Illuminati Marconi

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/27/06 11:33 PM

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...large dark expressive eyes, like in a Goya painting.



Posted by: Willie D

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/27/06 11:37 PM

Gia's cool, the woolest , blonde streaks or no.
Posted by: pris

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 12:47 AM

me and gia would look good together since were both hot
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 04:12 AM

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Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 04:19 AM

I don't think that's a particularly good pic of Gia, but let me add my voice to the throng and proclaim that she is most definitely one hot piece of ass...plus I admire her gift for acerbic put downs as well, especially where our pal Sal Mckvey is concerned!

Posted by: zenman

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 05:08 AM

I wanna wake up to that! Why can't i wake up to that.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 06:36 AM

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Posted by: ben

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:13 AM

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...large dark expressive eyes, like in a Goya painting.








Huh?
Posted by: ben

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:16 AM

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Who is the 2nd pic?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:38 AM

eh ive had better, but gias funny and smart.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:48 AM

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eh ive had better, but gias funny and smart not to mention she cut kurt lockwood's penis with her bare hands.




I thought I was the only one who caught that.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 11:48 AM

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Who is the 2nd pic?




meadow soprano
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 12:03 PM

Awww! You guys are so nice! I have some new movies coming out soon I will keep you posted!! Here's a fresh picture of me!



Posted by: jamesn

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 12:11 PM

you're super-pretty,. stop being naked, it's not appropriate for work.

kudos, though
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 01:02 PM

Gia you are fuckin beautiful. Damn girl, your body is simply amazing.
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 01:18 PM

You look fabulous darling.
I'm getting a boner from the Vampirella vibe.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 03:58 PM

That, on the other hand, is a good pic of Gia!
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 04:15 PM

I thought the original poster was very right, but this is the painting that immeditely sprang to mine mind. Goya had a fascination, as we all do, with accusing, challenging, perceptive, beautiful women. :


Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 04:28 PM

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Awww! You guys are so nice! I have some new movies coming out soon I will keep you posted!! Here's a fresh picture of me!








Yet another great Gia pic! This one says: She'll suck your cock...but only to bite it and drink the blood.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 05:39 PM

Gia does look good in this but isn't she supposed to be wearing a sheet around her head?
Posted by: frankenswine

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 05:56 PM

Gia is dirty and needs her mouth washed out with battery acid.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 06:51 PM



When she first showed up here in a full time capacity back in September, everyone thought I went Fanboy because I was gaga over her posts, her pics and the simple fact that she was here. It went way beyond her hot looks...now everyone sees and appreciates what this woman adds to this porn board.

Now of course, lets keep it in perspective...it is a PORN board, and Gia is a Porn Chick...it's not like she is Joan of Arc, or Amelia Earhart (although if Gia had been alive in 1937 and of suitable age, she would have been the first woman to give a blowjob to the pilot during a transatlantic flight, as well as the first milehigh club member...) Still, her brains, and honesty (she readily admits, porn chicks are in this business because they are lazy and irresponsible) are what make her so enjoyable to have around. Unfortunately she probably intimidates the fuck out of most of the other bimbos in porn from posting here, thus depriving all of us of selfish pleasure from partaking of the fodder those bimbos would provide....but Gia probably likes the "Gangbang nature" of XPT, like this thread for instance...has ANY female posted in here praising Gia?

Malice needs to pimp-up and orchestrate a XPT Gia Jordan Elite Bukakke....Gia, pick the 10 (or more) XPT posters you'd like to get gangbanged by....this will sell big time, as well as suck the last, dying breath out of ADT when word hits the pervert grapevine that XPT offers fans the chance to "Post their way to dumping a load on a hot porn chick like Gia..."
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:05 PM

All she does is look for misspelled words and grammar mistakes so she can point them out to other posters to show how Smartt she is.

That's more of an annoying quality if you ask me.
And that's only if you ask!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:12 PM

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Gia does look good in this but isn't she supposed to be wearing a sheet around her head?


This I just dont get. What the fuck are you talking about dickwad?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:21 PM

I thought it was like a law for all Paki women.
Posted by: asdf

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:43 PM

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I thought it was like a law for all Paki women.




i heard it's like a law for all completely emasculated men to commit hara kiri a la mortal kombat.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:48 PM

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Gia is dirty and needs her mouth washed out with battery acid.




You're right. I'm a dirty talking slut with a cum dripping bitch mouth.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 07:50 PM

mmm kay-

Cassandra (Lisa Loeb with Down syndrome) has something to say.

Go on.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:06 PM

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mmm kay-

Cassandra (Lisa Loeb with Down syndrome) has something to say.

Go on.




If she's seen the size of your dick, she's probably too busy laughing to reply.

Also, I know why you don't find Gia hot: she's not wearing a strap-on. Discuss.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:10 PM

You fan,
afraid to unvail your idenity to me in fear for your own physical well being. Discuss.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:15 PM

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You fan,
afraid to unvail your idenity to me in fear for your own physical well being. Discuss.




You meth addict
afraid to bring the sexual abuse of your past to light?
Discuss.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:16 PM

And you, terrorist.
Afraid to discuss your evil plans with our US ports.
Discuss.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:23 PM

STOP WITH THE FUCKING "DISCUSS" JOKE!!! OR I'M LOCKING THIS THREAD...JESUS!

Sincerely,
Denver Douchebag
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:24 PM

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And you, terrorist.
Afraid to discuss your evil plans with our US ports.
Discuss.




I would rather discuss your sexual abuse it seems like you're lashing out. Just let the poison out it only hurts when you keep it all inside.
Posted by: asdf

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:26 PM

your bizarre fixation with public humiliation is boring, knox. you went out there with your cock and a raging addiction to meth and you gave it your all and you failed. you could be slaving away doing data entry, having your unexciting and severely gay sex in private, but instead you went to los angeles to become a movie star like so many teenage girls in wyoming. now you're a bit player and you're not even half as entertaining as lockwood. by entertaining i mean someone you can look at and go "wow, look at this completely worthless and shirtless fuckup and his delusions of grandeur."
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:27 PM

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You fan,
afraid to unvail your idenity to me in fear for your own physical well being. Discuss.




How exactly do you intend to throw a decent punch when some strap-on bulldyke has you face down and ass up all the time?

Banana Knox-> <-Bulldyke
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:35 PM

Cassandra you're a piece of shit.
Your contribution to humanity is more humiliating than anything I've ever done. I got no shame you stupid little cunt. I do porn. Anyone who does porn doesn't have issues with humiliation. You couldn't humiliate a clown.
Plain and simple. I haven't failed at anything.
I still do scenes and work for great companies and with great people. Your just a little girl in Oregon. You can't even pump your own gas or drink alchohol past 6 pm.
Go shove an ice pick in your twat you sadist freak.

Phlogiston-
Any time you want to throw down I'm here.
You know who I am and your afraid to tell me who you are so until you become a "somebody" I'll just ignore your posts.

Fuck All of you shit talkers. I'm still here. Ain't going nowhere. I love this shit!
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:41 PM

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Any time you want to throw down I'm here.
You know who I am and your afraid to tell me who you are so until you become a "somebody" I'll just ignore your posts.





Since you aren't all that smart, I sould inform you that the person in my avatar is not myself, but a well-known and long dead fried chicken shill. You might be less truculent if you saw me in person, Knox. Maybe someday.

Also: How did I earn such an "honor" as the invitation to send you to Cedars-Sinai's intensive care ward? I figure Have2cit is a far more brutal forum assailant than myself?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:44 PM

Oh God.
Please send me to Cedars-Sinai, Hulk.

I'm just shaking knowing that you continue not to reveal yourself in hopes to avoid confrontation. But I'm sure the next time I see you you'll say something like, "Hey Ryan How's it Going?"

And you'd be wrong about Have2Cit.
He's just a kid in a candy store.
Posted by: asdf

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 08:52 PM

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Cassandra you're a piece of shit.
Your contribution to humanity is more humiliating than anything I've ever done. I got no shame you stupid little cunt. I do porn. Anyone who does porn doesn't have issues with humiliation. You couldn't humiliate a clown.
Plain and simple. I haven't failed at anything.
I still do scenes and work for great companies and with great people. Your just a little girl in Oregon. You can't even pump your own gas or drink alchohol past 6 pm.
Go shove an ice pick in your twat you sadist freak.




i can't drink alcohol any time. i'm just a teenager, knoxy, but i'm guessing you pulled that hilarious liquor curfew out of your cavernous ass. that you don't even know the difference between sadism and masochism and your "craft" encompasses both of these things is equally amusing
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 09:00 PM

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Oh God.
Please send me to Cedars-Sinai, Hulk.





It would be my pleasure, but I have a running bet with a forum member that you'll end up there with a foreign object lost in your anus first. I'd hate to invalidate a bet, so get cramming and I'll see you when you're ready.

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I'm just shaking knowing that you continue not to reveal yourself in hopes to avoid confrontation. But I'm sure the next time I see you you'll say something like, "Hey Ryan How's it Going?"





I suspect your reason for wanting to see me is purely homosexual. Get your jack-off material elsewhere, Queen.

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And you'd be wrong about Have2Cit.
He's just a kid in a candy store.




Have2cit owns you. Be kind to your master, Knox.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 09:22 PM

I know the difference.

When Cassandra shoves an icepick into her cunt she doesn't feel it, she couldn't in that blistered Cheese trap of hers, enjoy the painful aspect but she loves to inflict it wich makes her a Sadist.

Cassandra, thankyou for the human sexuality lesson.
You are a true Sherpa.

Phlogboy-
The only thing that Have2Cit owns is a trailer.
I have to take it easy by request of the Mods now so I cannot continue to tell you what a douche bag you are.

You'll just have to find that truth for yourself.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 09:32 PM

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Phlogboy-
I have to take it easy by request of the Mods now so I cannot continue to tell you what a douche bag you are.

You'll just have to find that truth for yourself.





If anyone knows a douchebag, it's you. Assuming you even bother to clean your ass out before offering it to someone in exchange for your next dose of meth.

Take it easy, Knox. You've got to appease the mods and I have work to do. Bye.
Posted by: AlienMessiah

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:13 PM

I've been lurking here for the last few weeks, reading alot of the old threads to familarize myself with the boards before posting...I must say this is one of the funniest messageboards I've read about ANY subject...I've actually laughed out loud at many of the threads here. Some of the comedy is a result of witty posters while ALOT of the laughs are for those mastering unintentional comedy (maged).

But I have a question for RyanKnox....

why do you subject yourself to the abuse here? I mean, I have nothing against gay/bisexual guys or people who like ass play, so I am not judging you based on that...afterall, it's a free country. But these people here are owning you, and every time you come back here, you further humiliate yourself. The beatdowns here have to be more painful than the strap-on.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:20 PM

Mystery Alias Person-
Try reading some of the posts.
I do porn. I have no feelings of humiliation whatsoever.
I am not gay or Bi-Sexual but I appreciate a nice fresh joke that hasn't been used every once and a while.

It's flattering to know that the people that post on here actualy think they "own" me even though I only bicker with like 3 out of 3,000 users on here.

The fact is that "they" serve that amusing purpose to me.
I'm not sure wich user you are and why you had to go about posting under an alias but I think a lot of people on here have psycho like qualities. This site is a total joke.
Get it?

in advance to your next post.
I'm off XXXPT for a while.
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:33 PM

Actually, any 3 users here equals about 237 "actual" personas/aliases/alternate IDs. I sometimes wonder if the entire site is a snowglobe fantasy of a bed-ridden small child on a morphine drip who was once traumatized during a zoo visit by a shit-flinging monkey. The child, we call him "James," needs lots of imaginary friends to occupy his fertile but fevered mind.
Posted by: AlienMessiah

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:37 PM

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Mystery Alias Person-
Try reading some of the posts.
I do porn. I have no feelings of humiliation whatsoever.





yeah, I know....you've done a few movies. I am not familiar with your work as I tend to be shallow and look for people who are reasonably attractive in my porn. However, I wish you nothing but the best in your career.

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I am not gay or Bi-Sexual but I appreciate a nice fresh joke that hasn't been used every once and a while.




really, I don't care if you're gay...this is America, you're free to do what you want. you don't have to stay in the closet...this isn't the 1950s. be proud of who you are.

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It's flattering to know that the people that post on here actualy think they "own" me even though I only bicker with like 3 out of 3,000 users on here.





well, I don't know if these posters here think they own you or not...but from my perspective, as an outside observer, it seems that they do...the abuse you're able to withstand is amazing, but its a little disturbing and entertaining at the same time...kind of like watching a 10 car pile-up or a Faces of Death video.

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The fact is that "they" serve that amusing purpose to me.





fair enough. If thats how you view it, then great....but it has to take a toll on you...I mean they posted an email of you begging for $100 to jerk off in some chick's face with a bunch of other dudes...I'm sure the other guys got more than $100 for that? I don't know, I 'm not an expert on industry pay scale.

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I'm not sure wich user you are and why you had to go about posting under an alias but I think a lot of people on here have psycho like qualities. This site is a total joke.
Get it?




I certainly do...this is one of the funniest sites on the net....but it seems like they're all laughing AT you and not WITH you...yeah this site is a joke and seems like lots of fun, but they're having fun at your expense dude...they're clowing you constantly...if you can handle it, or enjoy that, then fine. I'll enjoy the comedy.

Oh and I am not "mystery alias person"...I'm just a new poster making an observation...no harm intended.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:40 PM

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Actually, any 3 users here equals about 237 "actual" personas/aliases/alternate IDs. I sometimes wonder if the entire site is a snowglobe fantasy of a bed-ridden small child on a morphine drip who was once traumatized during a zoo visit by a shit-flinging monkey. The child, we call him "James," needs lots of imaginary friends to occupy his fertile but fevered mind.


Posted by: Hyde

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:52 PM

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Cassandra, thankyou for the human sexuality lesson.
You are a true Sherpa.




Huh?? So I should hire one of these guys if I, A) plan on climbing Everest, or B) need help milking my own prostate?

Posted by: AlienMessiah

Re: Beautiful Gia - 02/28/06 10:54 PM

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Actually, any 3 users here equals about 237 "actual" personas/aliases/alternate IDs. I sometimes wonder if the entire site is a snowglobe fantasy of a bed-ridden small child on a morphine drip who was once traumatized during a zoo visit by a shit-flinging monkey. The child, we call him "James," needs lots of imaginary friends to occupy his fertile but fevered mind.





OK...I get it but who is cumalloverher...that guy is probably one of the best posters on here...along with maged.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:14 AM

Talk about hijacking a thread. Back on course. I took these of Gia during the convention.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:14 AM

That's hot.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:15 AM

Yeah.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:16 AM



Incredible.
Posted by: pris

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:31 AM

she looks better when she smiles
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 12:32 AM

This one is a gift from Gia.


Even tranny's hate Smartt.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 08:19 AM



Nice fishnets.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 08:23 AM

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Nice boobs.


Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 08:41 AM

Chico, I don't mind this thread being hijacked but jeez do you have any pics of me where I look even more tired and haggered?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 11:45 AM

lol,you see the ones that didnt make it.
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 03:43 PM

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This one is a gift from Gia.


Even tranny's hate Smartt.



Posted by: 2cums

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 05:21 PM

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one more.





Ohh I need some of that. Right here. Right now.

Posted by: JRV

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 06:10 PM

Great pic, but what's the deal with facing the camera in this one?

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Posted by: Pericles

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 07:30 PM

Though I wish it included the full length of her legs, this picture will nevertheless provide me with at least a few days worth of masturbatory material.

Posted by: Slut Magnet

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 08:51 PM

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Awww! You guys are so nice! I have some new movies coming out soon I will keep you posted!! Here's a fresh picture of me!








Awesome pic, I need to jizz on those tits.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/01/06 09:10 PM

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Awesome pic, I need to jizz on those tits.





Please do.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/02/06 07:39 AM

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.



Gia, beautiful angel, je t'aime, je t'aime. You, yes you, are the wind, beneath, my, wings. *sniff*


Sorry....I'm just...a...little cho...k...ed urrrp with emotion. O why couldn't I have saved it until the boathouse, the boathouse.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/02/06 11:34 AM

Melb, watch more porn instead of Beaches. But thank you for the sentiment.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/02/06 04:47 PM

http://www.freeones.com/html/g_links/Gia_Jordan/


Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 07:21 AM

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Melb, watch more porn instead of Beaches. But thank you for the sentiment.





Capital idea! As jamesn might say, I was giving the piss, although to who I haven't made up my mind yet.

How bout this? Extra points for the first person to find the band name and appreciate the irony.





I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I only want to be the best that I can
My mouth is stained I can't complain
I keep on rinsing it again and again

Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa yeah-eah-eah

Take a look at me
Tell me what do you see?
I've got all I want
I'm on top of the heap
Now they suck up to me
I sucked more cock
You can get what you need
Just get down on your knees

You've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
Your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
Your life is pain you can't complain
You keep on rinsing it again and again

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh (x6)




Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 07:38 AM

I'll give you another clue.


i'm like mr. clifford richard i'm wired for sound
and when i get myself a mic you won't want to be around
i'm off like a note in karen's 'day tripper'
i'm faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper

i send chills down your spine like the strings in billie jean
i'm so far underground that i'm a one person scene
i'm overly thorough just like david attenborough
when he's whispering in the jungle like they're working undercover

evidence irrefutable i'm squarer than a cublicle
i hug the straight and narrow like a julie arrows musical
i derail and fail with abstract verse i fail to curtail
the rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail

i'm lacking in ambition simply no predisposition
and when i hit the stage i lose all composition
i never like it loud cos crowded places scare me
i dig the rock and roll as much as peter paul and mary

arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your...

i'm the host with the most uber guy smiley
i've got the special effects like the bbc man
i've got flow like mal steem's got chops
it seems that i'm so bad they get l.l. to call the cops

beats so hard they'll be bustin up your spleen
i got more rhymes than dern's hair got sheen
i put flash in the dance just like irene cara
and i've got more toys than teruhisa kitahara

like a digital refinery i hope you 'lise the binary
so zeros after ones getting lined up into finery
i put them into rows to get the music go
and they goes and they flows like the mucus out your nose

i'm the asisiatic australasiatic
instamatic rhythm box static addict
i got the juice and all else got the pith
and i'm tough under pressure just like sarah jean smith

arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your arsehole
i will lick your...




Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 05:48 PM

Here's the latest pic of me shot last night by my friend Cherie Roberts. She shoots as good as she looks. I was supposed to be modeling instead of staring at her. The camera lens looked phallic and made vunerable. Don't I look vunerable here? You know how shy I am.




Posted by: 2cums

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 06:00 PM

I want to see the XXX rated pics. The ones that explain how Cherie ripped your stockings.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 06:05 PM

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Here's the latest pic of me shot last night by my friend Cherie Roberts. She shoots as good as she looks. I was supposed to be modeling instead of staring at her. The camera lens looked phallic and made vunerable. Don't I look vunerable here? You know how shy I am.





That's good! And, yes you look vulnerable. It's not just your (almost) fetal position pose, but the imposing blackness of the background versus the relative lightness of your normally more olive skin.

And, once again, I do like streaked hair and fishnet. I doubt my preferences played any role in your choice of attire, but feel free to lie and say they did.
Posted by: Pericles

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 06:09 PM

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I find the ripped stockings to be incalculably arousing. Though I cannot tell from the angle of the picture, I imagine a rip on the inside of the upper calf portion of your leg that is the receiving end of my masturbation-induced sperm.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 06:15 PM

Here's a little bit of pussy for you. Now how did my stockings get soaked? Hmmmnn.


Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 06:16 PM

Quote:

Quote:







I find the ripped stockings incalculably arousing. Though I cannot tell from the angle of the picture, I imagine a rip on the inside portion of the upper calf portion of your leg that is the receiving end of my masturbation induced sperm.




By now I know how these message boards work with gentlemen writing posts describing how they would masturbate themselves on certain ladies.

But if I was close enough to ejaculate on someones fishnet stockings I'll just be damned if I'd stand there and pull the load out with my hand.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 09:18 PM

Now that's just outrageously hot. Wow.
Quote:




Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 09:42 PM

GIA I notice that you tell everyone dont eat this, dont eat that. I was wondering what does your diet consist of. Can you give me an example of what your breakfast, lunch and dinner consists of in a day. Thanks.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 09:44 PM

What are you trying to say?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/03/06 09:48 PM

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What are you trying to say?


What do you mean, what am I trying to say? I notice that you tell people not to eat certain things. I was wondering what you eat. Why dont you understand this question? I am being totally serious. Not being facetious in any way Gia.
Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 04:19 AM

from Kill Girl Kill party
Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 04:22 AM

another
Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 04:24 AM

tee hee
Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 04:28 AM

ribbit
not that best shot of katrina
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 07:41 AM

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tee hee




i love katrina shes fucking hot
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 08:53 AM

Quote:

Quote:

What are you trying to say?


What do you mean, what am I trying to say? I notice that you tell people not to eat certain things. I was wondering what you eat. Why dont you understand this question? I am being totally serious. Not being facetious in any way Gia.




I like mostly Japanese food, fresh fruit like berries or coconut, exotic salads, fish, steak tar tar, rare beef, liver, turkey, egg whites, ceviche, beets, sourcrout, artichokes, dark chocolate, creme brule, green tea, water, and coffee. Yum!
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 08:55 AM

Hey, Gia Jordan. I remember you. We had Geography together.


Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 09:27 AM

Nice pictures.




The other chick is hot too.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 10:30 AM

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We had Geography together.







Lol.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 11:45 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What are you trying to say?


What do you mean, what am I trying to say? I notice that you tell people not to eat certain things. I was wondering what you eat. Why dont you understand this question? I am being totally serious. Not being facetious in any way Gia.




I like mostly Japanese food, fresh fruit like berries or coconut, exotic salads, fish, steak tar tar, rare beef, liver, turkey, egg whites, ceviche, beets, sourcrout, artichokes, dark chocolate, creme brule, green tea, water, and coffee. Yum!


Thank you for responding. I love creme brulee too and artichokes. Yummy.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 01:21 PM

I usually don't crave sweet food, but I guess it's ok to share a creme brulee with someone a few times a year. I'd hate to finish it all myself.

Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 04:52 PM

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Nice pictures.




The other chick is hot too.



the other chick is Veronica Jett
http://www.reddroseproductions.com/veronicaJ.html
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 06:51 PM

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I usually don't crave sweet food, but I guess it's ok to share a creme brulee with someone a few times a year. I'd hate to finish it all myself.




Oh dear it's not hard for me at all to NOT share a creme brulee. They are SO tiny. I would prefer Baked Alaska, but not too many restaurants make it real good. LOL. Anywho, you do have a good variety of healthy stuff on your menu. That is why your body is fuckin SMOKIN. But I dont do the Liver or the rareness in beef. It must be practically burnt for me to eat it. I prefer fish and chicken.
Since Im a dude I dont really worry about the figure thing. Im pretty decent.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 09:47 PM

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the other chick is Veronica Jett
http://www.reddroseproductions.com/veronicaJ.html





Thanks Dane!


This:
http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/ll/gals/veronica-jett3/index.php?id=100025
=


This:
http://veronicajett.com/
=
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 10:51 PM

veronica jett's REAL site
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 11:06 PM

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veronica jett's REAL site





Yes, I know. There's plenty of free pix on her site. And its well put together. Thumbs up.

She is actually quite hot isn't she?

Has a grade-A arse.
Posted by: Dane

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/04/06 11:23 PM

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Quote:


the other chick is Veronica Jett
http://www.reddroseproductions.com/veronicaJ.html






Thanks Dane!


This:
http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/ll/gals/veronica-jett3/index.php?id=100025
=


This:
http://veronicajett.com/
=



my god! I never knew so many chicks do that shit eating stuff. that is brutal. I saw that one chick on PornValleyNews talking about eating shit and now this. Whoa! now back on track. Here is Gia.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 04:51 AM

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How bout this? Extra points for the first person to find the band name and appreciate the irony.





I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I only want to be the best that I can
My mouth is stained I can't complain
I keep on rinsing it again and again

Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
Whoa yeah-eah-eah

Take a look at me
Tell me what do you see?
I've got all I want
I'm on top of the heap
Now they suck up to me
I sucked more cock
You can get what you need
Just get down on your knees

You've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
Your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
Your life is pain you can't complain
You keep on rinsing it again and again

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I only wanna be the best that I can

I know I know-whoa-oh-oh-oh (x6)










Thanks for everyone who played along.

Samantha, tell them what they've won.


The band is called Regurgitator http://www.regurgitator.net .

Get it? I've sucked a lot of cock to get where I am, piccie of Gia taking it in the back of the throat, Regurgitator???


No? Tough crowd. You've been a great audience. Good night.

Posted by: Cow

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 05:30 AM

http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/xxx/movies/30gia-jordan2/001.mpg
Posted by: Cow

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 05:32 AM

Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 05:48 AM

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http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/xxx/movies/30gia-jordan2/001.mpg





Hmmmm, the enthusiastic facial expression I think pretty much sums it up.


Still,
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 05:50 AM

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Sweating, frothing at the mouth, dog collar...

Surely not rabies?
Posted by: c62

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 10:40 AM

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You know how shy I am.




Yes I remember how long it took you to open up on this board. What was it, 3 maybe 4 seconds to skin some newbie alive.

I have such a thing for garters. Damn! I mean Damn Girl!
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 12:35 PM

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Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 12:46 PM

Oh Lord that's kinda awful.
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 01:22 PM

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Oh Lord that's kinda awful.



I disagree,you look very slutty.
Posted by: pris

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 01:34 PM

I still think we would look good together since were both hot
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/05/06 10:27 PM

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Oh Lord that's kinda awful.





I actually quite like it. Its "real".

Its kind of like a photo a guy might take of his gf having a quiet weekend at home.

It also has one of the more real facial expressions from you I've ever seen, slightly bemused.


It speaks volumes more to me than all the tricked up stuff.


Thumbs up.
Posted by: pitchshifty

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/06/06 01:08 PM

As a girl I am very happy and impressed with the fact that unlike nearly every other porn whore, Gia knows how to properly dress and accessorize. You look damn good Gia.
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/06/06 06:01 PM



Gia has one of the finest butts in porn, maybe in all of Orange county.

Her eyes are hypnotic.
Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/07/06 08:15 PM






Posted by: Pericles

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/07/06 08:46 PM

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Great legs and shoes. I shall use this picture tonight during my ritual evening masturbations.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/07/06 10:35 PM

You look just fine, don't worry about it.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/07/06 11:22 PM

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You guys are super sleuths! Amazing finds. These pics are from Big Wet Asses 7 (William H./Elegant Angel). I LOVED doing this scene!

William H asked me to flip off the camera. Trust me, I was far from angry that day. William H is my favorite director, the Big Wet Asses series is incredible, I have a big ass, my big ass loved Billy Glide, I get off on showing off, and the lace gloves that Mr. H brought were a nice touch.

Posted by: Mr Woland

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/08/06 03:03 PM

Big wet asses 7 was the movie that made me realize your greatness and splendor Gia Best scene Ive seen in a long long while, i just hope you enjoyed doing it as much as i enjoyed watching it
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/08/06 03:23 PM

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Big wet asses 7 was the movie that made me realize your greatness and splendor Gia Best scene Ive seen in a long long while, i just hope you enjoyed doing it as much as i enjoyed watching it




I'm VERY sure that I did. Thank you so much, Mr. Woland.
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/08/06 03:27 PM

Posted by: asdf

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/10/06 12:26 AM

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Quote:








You guys are super sleuths! Amazing finds. These pics are from Big Wet Asses 7 (William H./Elegant Angel). I LOVED doing this scene!

William H asked me to flip off the camera. Trust me, I was far from angry that day. William H is my favorite director, the Big Wet Asses series is incredible, I have a big ass, my big ass loved Billy Glide, I get off on showing off, and the lace gloves that Mr. H brought were a nice touch.






is that your hair or a headband? i like headbands

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/10/06 01:43 PM

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/10/06 06:36 PM

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Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/10/06 06:37 PM

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Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/10/06 06:37 PM

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Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/12/06 11:45 PM

Quote:

is that your hair or a headband? i like headbands




Here's your headband, Cassandra.

Posted by: asdf

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/12/06 11:46 PM

Posted by: Evadeva

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/13/06 01:36 PM

Its just the ears, apart from that intense
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/13/06 04:31 PM

Thanks for the times that you've given me
The memories are all in my mind
And now that we've come to the end of our rainbow
There's something i must say out loud


You're once,




twice,



three times a lady.





Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/15/06 07:02 AM

Burberry headband? I guess it hasn't died the Chav-induced death over in the States yet...


Oh, by the way Gia, your new avatar makes me want to touch myself in an inappropriate manner...
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/15/06 12:56 PM

oh, it did circa 2002 the second ja rule appeared in plaid.

the only thing that wasn't appropriated by non-traditional consumers is the trench. us boring white guys need something to put over a suit half of the year so they're still kinda standard-issue over here.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/15/06 01:46 PM

The Burberry headband pic was taken in January 2003. Rockin' the Burb back then was nostalgic to me because my grandmother liked Burberry; not some chav (English slang for wigger) trend.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Beautiful Gia - 03/20/06 01:57 AM

There are few things hotter than Gia with a mouthful of sperm.

I loved your scene in "She Bangs".