Quote Of The Day

Posted by: whtzahor4

Quote Of The Day - 05/13/03 12:15 PM

"We cannot do anything to these girls that their father's or uncle's haven't already done"

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Posted by: whtzahor4

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/11/04 01:05 PM

" When the cops came I just hoped that they weren't gonna confiscate my speed"

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/11/04 01:46 PM

Can we get some sources for these? I gotta know who said them.

Posted by: whtzahor4

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/12/04 06:28 AM

I try to let you know who said it, but in some cases they would rather remain anonymous

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/04 06:29 AM

Can't make a ho a housewife.

Ali G. 13

Posted by: Ali G. 13

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/04 06:06 PM

It's an honor to have a quote up in the porntalk quotes of the day. I would like to thank the porn industry for helping me be the biggest dueche bag I can possibly be, and for ruining some many lives, but yet, helping so many.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/04 06:46 AM

"I'll bet it was traumatic growing up having to suck your mommy's shit off all of the crack dealers' dicks."

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/04 07:49 AM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />

Am I a bad person?

Posted by: melissa

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/04 07:53 AM

Quote:

"I'll bet it was traumatic growing up having to suck your mommy's shit off all of the crack dealers' dicks."

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/04 10:47 PM

"I'm not an actress. I'm a pornstar."
Gen Padova before her scene today.
www.exquisitemenu.com

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/14/04 11:05 AM

THat originated from that Miss BJ USA filming when the guy filming a documentary went home happy getting some great drama of me yelling at an idiot for changing set dialogue at the end of all the few days worth of filming. LOL Were you there for that Chico?

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/14/04 09:13 PM

Quote:

THat originated from that Miss BJ USA filming when the guy filming a documentary went home happy getting some great drama of me yelling at an idiot for changing set dialogue at the end of all the few days worth of filming. LOL Were you there for that Chico?

Yeah, I was there. I also remember you started fuming.It was there and then, I learned to fear you,lol. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
www.adultstaffingservices.com

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/18/04 06:34 AM

Fuck You Rob Longshot. You are nothing in the porn buisness. Sportswami could make your career much more then it is.

Baja

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/04 08:07 AM

Quote:

“Maybe those other whores will learn a lesson from me and do better next year, but probably not.”

Ashley Blue.

Posted by: Toelicker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/04 09:26 AM

nevermind

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/04 10:08 AM

Quote:

How does it feel to know that if your nation was successful in pulling off its eugenics program, you would never have been born?

-Jamesn

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/04 10:28 AM

[color:"purple"]

Quote:

You assholes are just pissed off that your favorite porn star is too ignorant and stupid to take the time out of their drug addict lives to talk to you let alone chat on a message board. Gen Padova

[/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/27/04 05:40 AM

Quote:

"If everybody were rocket scientests we would have no one to fly rockets."

PHATBOY's astronony professor to PHATBOY
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/01/04 02:45 AM

Quote:

I never judge a man by the color of his neck.

Quote:

don't worry son you will come some day

I fucking howled at that! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: PHATBOY

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/02/04 01:28 PM

"You can build bridges all your life and no one will ever know you are a bridge builder, but suck one cock and everybody will know that you are a cocksucker"
- GrandPa PHAT to 10 year old PHATBOY.

Posted by: Cerberus

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/02/04 02:50 PM

Quote:

"You can build bridges all your life and no one will ever know you are a bridge builder, but suck one cock and everybody will know that you are a cocksucker"
- GrandPa PHAT to 10 year old PHATBOY.

This shit just keeps getting better. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/02/04 07:47 PM

In Reply to: Kids find your porn stash?

Quote:

tell them that it's their mothers and then drag her ass in the room and beat the shit out of her before she new what happened. then i would yell at the kids for good 3 or 4 hours as i get drunk telling them look at what you made me do to your mother......

PornLoser78

Posted by: pornloser78

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/03/04 09:39 AM

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/03/04 10:26 AM

Quote:

I wanted to put a sledge hammer to the back of her head so her face goes forcefully down on the cock or had something to really cry about.

Gen Padova

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/03/04 10:39 AM

I only truly realize what I really say when you guys quote me. LOL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/moon.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/24/05 05:11 PM

This happened yesterday on a shoot.
Tayor Rain: What time is it?
Chico: Its a quarter to 7
Taylor Rain: You mean its 6:50?

How she got 6:50, I'll never know.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/24/05 05:52 PM

Quote:

This happened yesterday on a shoot.
Tayor Rain: What time is it?
Chico: Its a quarter to 7
Taylor Rain: You mean its 6:50?

How she got 6:50, I'll never know.

She's probably on a strict dosing schedule <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cokehead.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/05 08:58 AM

Quote:

Someone needs to wake this whore up before she ends up dead or even worse,a ksex dj.

Jeff Stewart on Gia Paloma

Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/05 11:03 AM

"The Loch Ness Monster is whale penis"
-Charlton Heston(Soylent Green)
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: jason162

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/05 09:27 PM

My penis and i were friends when i was young but now i have to beat it up once a day relly bad <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/05 10:53 AM

Quote:

Guy ass is nasty and should be avoided at all costs.

Cleetus Van Damme

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/05 11:26 AM

See that, screw Walter Burns- I finally made a quote list, thanks Zen <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/05 04:15 PM

I think we can afford 2 quotes today

Quote:

This is so typical of porn whores.Nobody ever really knows them.One day they are in your life and you think you know them and then the next thing you know they are gone.The few weeks after they disappear are real eye openers because all of these things you thought you knew about them turn out to be bullshit.If I've seen it once I've seen it a thousand times.Whores are a strange breed indeed and its best to not try and figure them out.Each answer only leads to more questions.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/02/05 09:48 AM

On the set of Girlvert 9 Ashley Blue said during her scene with Deja Daire.....
"Im going to choke the drugs out of her." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/11/05 07:07 PM

Quote:

Kami when you need Jewish cock, call me.

Ill use that for the next movie called "how to make it in showbiz"

-Kami

Posted by: fkrull

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/12/05 04:07 AM

"the most abundant element in the universe is not oxygen ,it's stupidity"

F ZAPPA

"If you keep fucking me like that you're gonna make me cum" she then proceeds to have her first ejaculatory orgasm and literally shoots off my cock and forcefully jets across the bed like she is possessed by a demonic force, spraying /squirting fluid all over the bed ,soaking it- rendering it unsleepable.

my journal ,2003 a hot puerto rican girl from the bx i wuz fuking

Posted by: Evil Klown

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/12/05 10:01 AM

Quote:

Cleet, I thought you would.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Quote:

The reason I was banned from XXXPORNTALK is simply because I'm too hardcore for them.

Ryan Knox

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/09/06 09:00 AM

Quote:

I did have to pull out a few good load warriors from the Bukake though, until this whole thing dies down.

Ryan Knox

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/13/06 10:04 AM

Quote:

no silly...i will always have my soul...jesus loves me!!!

but...dignity.....i lost that a long time ago...circa 1999...
i havent seen my dignity since high school <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" />

Sierra Sin

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/07 09:48 AM

Quote:

vanessa-you're the reason circular-saws, powerboats and heavy cinderblocks were invented.

Jamesn

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/07 09:56 AM

i'm flattered, but i'm partial to my neckgape-post.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/07 01:30 PM

I'm with 'grizz. I read that one out to someone earlier on and they just looked at me with their mouth hanging open.

It's a winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/07 02:15 PM

Quote:

Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited...

Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Quote:

Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited...

Johnny Toxic, 3-10-99 -- the last time KV was ever relevant.

That scumbag ever post bail? Hope he rots like a tweekers meeth teeth.

i know i'm the new guy and all, but isn't meeth teeth redundant?

Ugh!!!! Play along new guy. Use the search button. I despise Kid Vegas.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/17/07 09:40 AM

Quote:

The four lives of the average porn rate

1.What you want to get paid.
2. What you think you'll get paid.
3. What you really get paid.
4. What you'll SAY you got paid.

Adjusted for inflation and a drug habit, $800 seems like $5000.

- Micheal Mayhem

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/25/07 12:53 PM

jamesn to vanessa the tranny:

"awww....look at the animal trying to be funny. it's so cute when it tries to do people-things!"

Posted by: Conky

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/10/07 01:43 PM

Megatron to tritone in What's with this picture in GPT:

"Ugh. GTFO, you racebaiting shitcock."

Posted by: Conky

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/11/07 02:08 PM

Quote:

She was so small I had to put her in a booster chair just to get a blowjob!

Max Hardcore on Sinderella.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/18/07 05:07 PM

Quote:

oh come on.....a whore who got pregnant......we will be supporting her and the kid for the rest of their lives....or until the next "captain save a whore" comes along.....

xxxbit

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/22/07 08:23 AM

"Worship me, losers, worship me in this temple of shit."

-Kurt Lockwood

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/22/07 08:58 AM

'That's pretty impressive considering he had at least one of his fingers up his ass while he was typing all that."

-The Unknown Pervert

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/22/07 12:28 PM

Quote:

"Worship me, losers, worship me in this temple of shit."

-Kurt Lockwood

Quote:

'That's pretty impressive considering he had at least one of his fingers up his ass while he was typing all that."

-The Unknown Pervert

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />
I'm glad you caught these two also, good stuff.

Posted by: Gunker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/23/07 08:56 PM

"You guys are just feeling the death throes of the deconstruction of this site that I am undertaking."-Kurt Lockwood

I have my old UNIX textbook and 56k external modem out...

:bananawaiting:

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/29/07 08:58 AM

These whores will study everything except school. If it aint the occult, its Jesus. If it aint Jesus, its 'The Secret.' As you can see their lives are so together.

- Chuck Spears

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/09/07 10:09 PM

"I can't think without dick in my mouth."

---Michelle-Aston

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/12/07 02:59 PM

"She has the morbidly obese look of a Lockwood fanette."

---Conky

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/19/07 05:45 PM

Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm

---Sister Fister

One day when we speak I will tell you about my experience, you may like it you may not.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/07/08 01:52 PM

Quote:

Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm

---Sister Fister

One day when we speak I will tell you about my experience, you may like it you may not.

What was the felony you committed???

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/07/08 01:56 PM

Quote:

Personally, chicks committing felonies gets me harder than Paul Rubens gets when he sees a school bus full of children pulling up in front of his house.......mmmm

---Sister Fister

"I guess if the consumer gets fucked in the ass the studio considers it an anal sex movie." --- The Unknown Pervert

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/21/08 01:20 PM

You'll get a lot of quotes from The Unknown Pervert.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/31/08 07:44 AM

"whats eugenics? "

---Pretty

Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/31/08 08:09 AM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />

"My commercial mansion now with the 4 new sets upstairs is a total of 15 sets because when I bit the bullet and took on the lease I thought I might have to rent it to keep up with the nut of the place but I didn’t. " -- D.L.

Posted by: pretty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/31/08 04:25 PM

Quote:

"whats eugenics? "

---Pretty

Posted by: Darrah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/08 01:59 PM

Posted by: Darrah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/08 02:02 PM

Me to Desi Foxx:

Quote:

If I’m the flea on the ass of the porn industry, then you’re the enema juice on the bathroom floor after a porn shoot!

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/08 02:05 PM

^^ This is a sad moment.

Edit (after reading your senseless reply):
1. You don't quote yourself. (The Academy doesn't give the Oscars to themselves.) Let other people decide if what you wrote is 'quote-worthy'.
2. You didn't write this line at XPT, but somewhere else. That makes it (in my book) inadmissible.

Furthermore, you react as if bitten by a snake (and this is not the first time I notice it). It makes me wonder why you behave like that. Lack of attention? Insecurity? Why don't you think for a few moments before you reply? It just might happen that your reaction is less aggressive.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/08 02:06 PM

You don't get to nominate your own posts, especially when they're not clever.

Posted by: Darrah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/08 02:06 PM

Quote:

^^ This is a sad moment.

Quote:

The Gangbang Girl was their signature series, and it's a shame they let it grow moribund.

Quote:

Have many scoops of ice cream do you put?

I put 3.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/04/09 06:48 PM

Quote:

I dunno, I think I'd rather be a faggot than a fucking illiterate nagger any day.

Eric

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/04/09 07:04 PM

Quote:

Before I click, I'd like to know if there's any necrophilia and/or snuff available on your 'Hot New Site'. If there's not, I don't see why I should click.

-Mr. Stylah

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />[color:"green"] I missed this one. Whoever he is is fucking rad! It would make me a great sig. [/color]

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/10/09 09:52 PM

"We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."

---Japanese Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/11/09 04:10 AM

"I think that all food goes to my vagina. It's the fattest thing on my body."

-quote of the day by Marie Luv

Posted by: pretty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/11/09 05:45 PM

wait
weres the pimp thread?

Quote:

Jesus, I'm asking a serious question about pimps on a pimp thread.

-Darrah

Posted by: Fenris

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/18/09 10:15 PM

'fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole '

~ Pretty, to Dirty's request for a 4 am Walgreen's liason.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/19/09 06:47 AM

Quote:

"I think that all food goes to my vagina. It's the fattest thing on my body."

-quote of the day by Marie Luv

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/04/09 04:46 AM

I am more of a Carlton/Oreo type of black dude.
---Tritone

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/06/09 10:40 AM

Quote:

"In all, this craigslist stuff looks promising. Will they be offering corpses soon?"

---freestylah <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/iminlove.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/28/09 05:40 PM

Quote:

"This is XPT, you can't take people seriously here."

---Crocodile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/08/09 12:29 AM

Quote:

It smells like I am in somekind of romantic hidden garden.

-Alex "Casanova" Panzer

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/14/09 10:32 AM

The only thing that bothers me is the thought that there are probably a few serial killers posting here.

-Marley Mason

Posted by: Big Red

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/24/09 02:16 PM

Quote:

Being quoted here by another poster: Good.
Starting a thread of your own quotes...

I guess i just know when shit is worthy of quoting..
Duke

Hows this "I have painted many faces, but never a portrait" Big Red <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbanger.gif" alt="" />

Quote:

The (bunny)ranch is a fun place that people come to to party and have fun!!

Desi Foxx <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Big Red

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/04/09 01:44 PM

Quote:

"P.S. I wouldn't fuck you if I was mad at my dick"

^WannaCornDog <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/08/09 09:17 AM

"They'll do whatever the fuck they want. You (Panzer) live life on their terms, because you are a cheap asshole. I live life on my terms, because I pay for things like food and porn, and buy quality shit."

-Chuck, Vegetarian Fanboy

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/08/09 09:38 AM

At night, Will Ryder and I are working on the XXX parody of XXX 3. The working title is Not XXX 3 XXX.

-Brandon Iron

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/07/09 05:51 AM

Quote:

So stop bitching and go out and control something. I'm pretty sure you are up there in that demographic. I would have to saw off one of your tits and count the rings to be sure though.

The Unknow Pervert advising Desi Foxx.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/13/09 02:54 PM

Wankus is my Daddy

Quote:

Let's face it, lazy porn whores with limited realworld work experince and no education are like water, always seeking the path of least resistence.

From this thread here.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/16/09 11:54 PM

Quote:

Her face is horrible, she looks like Oliver Stone in drag.

Harvey Dent over at PSB , speaking on Dana DeArmond...

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/03/09 08:14 PM

"Every time a woman gets a tattoo, something in the metaphysical realm has a bad day."

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/09 02:54 PM

Quote:

I was thinking.... Maybe we should all chip in a few bucks and get the ol' lady a moped?

Fuck that, let her give some mopes head and she can buy it herself

Wannacorndog

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/08/09 12:08 PM

"I like watching his videos because he explains things very good and he is ugly, which I can relate to."

---Alex Panzer

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/29/09 12:37 PM

"I guess these "PornStars" turn into "PawnStars" as a side gig."

---Big Red

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/02/09 10:45 PM

"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on....

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/02/09 10:50 PM

Quote:

"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on....

Link?

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/02/09 11:02 PM

Quote:

"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on....

Link?

I assume it was you.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/02/09 11:12 PM

Consistently terrible poster

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/02/09 11:18 PM

Yea, caught that earlier and laughed. Charin tried to help her and she's still fucking it up.

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/04/09 03:53 PM

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/04/09 10:06 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/11/09 05:47 PM

"I don't think you can hurt my feelings on here unless you diss Gag Factor or the Beatles."

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/12/09 06:12 PM

"Waaaaa. Boo hoo. Sob.

Is that the best you can do??"

-- Geek to Chuck, Veggie fanboi

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/27/09 04:09 PM

"I see myself having a dream where I coffee table you. That is I bend you over with the freshest version of the National Enquirer on your back, stuff my cock up your ass, and read that rag cover to cover without ever saying a word. When I'm done you're filled with more than questions."
---LouCypher

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/28/09 11:27 AM

Quote:

If the camera adds 10 pounds then how many cameras were used to take that photo?

-TUP, on the now-supersized Ava Rose....

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/28/09 06:35 PM

--Nugent

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: †††

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/27/10 11:26 PM

"There are some really funny people on this board. Some very smart people too.I have enjoyed it. But when I start getting physicaly threating e-mails on my personal account and in the message section on this site ive got to go.
I had a ton of fun, but I cannot and will not jepordise my life or future over one asshole who decided to take this to another level."

delanojoos 01/27/10

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/27/10 11:55 PM

"From now on, every time you post about something other than you having sex with a dog, I will then kill a member of your immediate family." - Max Rhino

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/10/10 08:50 PM

"I'll bet you I could kill that guy graveyard dead with one serving of glass."

---Bornyo

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/22/10 10:37 PM

"If you ever come out with a perfume, a la Grace Jones' scent Strange', you can use that as your slogan. "Eu de Sammura: Nope, That's Not Smelly Monkey." - Steezo

Posted by: †††

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/04/10 03:17 AM

"if i were in iraq i would want to webcam with cameron too. it would be the only thing that would make me walk outside to a warzone and feel better about where im at." - GUAPO

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/07/10 08:06 AM

"This is not Wal-Mart! There are NO falling prices or value menus here! That's why my agent is a jew. U think that's accidental?"
---Kristina Rose

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/07/10 09:58 PM

" I did not have sexual relations with that man" Ben English

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/08/10 05:28 PM

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Hey, did you gag factor the hole in that tree? Honk your horn 3 times for yes....Gia Jordan to the Vegetable Fanboi Charin.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/08/10 05:52 PM

What about the Panzer quotes? There's like at least 80 of them.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/08/10 06:04 PM

You'll find those in the "Queer Of The Day" thread, fruit.

Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/11/10 09:01 PM

Quote:

Piu piu brrrrrrrrrrr tshhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/12/10 08:00 PM

"Is that the Ryan Knox model couch, since it looks to be going limp?"
---Nosy

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/12/10 08:17 PM

Overheard at Starbucks today:

"She's lucky I didn't beat her for wearing a Herve Leger knock off on a call."

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/13/10 02:50 PM

"Just had a woman, who may or may not have been a meth-head and wearing a cowboy hat with a feather sticking out of the hatband, knock on my door and try to sell me a pre-paid phone and with $0.23 left on it and the charger to go along with it.

God, I hate this neighborhood."

---Moronboy

Posted by: TonyBaloney

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/10 10:59 AM

I dont give a fuck if my cum tastes like battery acid. bitches deserve shit tasting cum. - Guapo

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/10 12:28 PM

Quote:

Evan Seinfeld is worst than a nagger.. because he he is a mix of a white trash piece of shit redneck and and a fucking Jew

L*G*

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/16/10 11:05 AM

Quote:

Color scheme...bitch you are shooting for fox jack rag magazine ( no offense c-malloy). What the fuck you think you doing some high couture shit? Your demographic could give a fuck about no color scheme. Chances are you are lucky if they can read beyond a 2nd grade level.

-Guapo to me

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/20/10 06:01 PM

This was about to be the Quote of the Day:

"I was dead to me long before I was dead to you.
---Conky

But, in an upset, it was beaten buy a surprise, last minute entry:

"I have a whole folder of mugshots of ugly sex offenders"
---Panzer

Posted by: †††

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/24/10 10:48 PM

not needed

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/25/10 04:20 PM

What is a dickjay ? A big blue loud mouthed bird with a pecker on it's face ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Fenris

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/25/10 07:19 PM

Quote:

What is a dickjay ? A big blue loud mouthed bird with a pecker on it's face ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

And a dirty ass.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/27/10 09:41 AM

"I just think (banning Donny Long references is) gayer than C3X in a room full o shims."
---Smokey

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/29/10 06:35 PM

Quote:

Just the other day I was thrown on my bed and throat-fucked "Gag Factor" style. Tits up and everything. I was so shocked! Part of me wanted to laugh because it is obvious that guy watched way too much porn, but the other part of me just went with the flow, and started playing with myself while he fucked my throat..

http://marleymason.blogspot.com/

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/01/10 08:27 PM

"g you pulled off the ultimate april fools for years when you said you was like 19 but were like 35.. so gangsta."
- GUAPO

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/02/10 12:35 AM

"wow people, still say the N word?" - Jenna Jameson

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/03/10 03:28 PM

"Depilation is one of the better trends in the post-internet porn world, if not the best."

---Pinupmutant

Posted by: TonyBaloney

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/15/10 07:57 PM

I don't think being a compulsive masturbator qualifies as being 'sexually aware'.
Claude Goddard

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/10 04:44 PM

Quote:

My gripe with natural and un-natural disasters is than not enough people die in them. I want to see something where millions of people croak in a span of a few hours to a few days.

E.Y.Davis
You just need a better imagination. I feel that way every time I masturbate.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

So it's 2 quotes...fuck yourself. EY killed.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/10 09:03 PM

Yeah that's gold. It won't lend itself to a sig but damn it falls into the "you had to be there" category.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/13/10 01:08 AM

"Are you going to be regular late or porn whore late?"

-Zak Sabbath (mandy morbid's boyfriend)

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/13/10 04:44 PM

"You can't have a long career if you're going to get all butt hurt.......unless, of course, you make a career of getting your butt hurt."

---Backdoorman

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/13/10 05:00 PM

Quote:

"Are you going to be regular late or porn whore late?"

-Zak Sabbath (mandy morbid's boyfriend)

Zack Sabbath?. really?. Why not Cloty Mrew?. Or Jonnie Dames Rio?. How bout Rocky Rickets?. Scon Bott?. Jebron Lames?. Grayne Wetzky?. lol

Thank them for being entertainment. For free.
This place is better than Comcast and I pay a shit-ton of money for my cable.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/14/10 05:13 PM

^^Okay I gotta admit Lou, that post was very, very funny and I choked on my cigarette smoke. Thank you for that laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/boobs1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/14/10 05:15 PM

No prob Gypsy... how you been?. Where you been?. I miss you around here.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/14/10 05:22 PM

Im doing well, waiting for a visit from friends from New Orleans on June 4th, excited about that. I come in and out, not as interested as I used to be unfortunately, so I dont give em that much entertainment anymore, sorry to all who hate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink1.gif" alt="" />
Still like some folks, others ummm, not so much.
Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/15/10 01:46 AM

i think we know what this means:

"I have done much more off camera than on camera."-steve holmes

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" />

"He has a movie coming out through Buttman Magazine Choice, which is Evil Angel's sister company. Evil Angel directors need to be much more established. There is a higher price for Evil Angel's movies, and we would not risk that on a director who isn't established enough."-tricia deveraux

she was talking about some eurofag omar galanti.tricias so full of shit.after he doesnt work for evil shell say that it was just a favor to rocco or something along those lines.like how after the pumper got the boot she said everyone at evil told john not to hire him,yet when he did work she said hes amazing,yada yada,he really brings something to evil.

"I've watched his stuff before and it's ok, but he looks like a Russian Mr. Pete, and that turns me majorly off."-gaydt member about the eurofag regarding the eurofag director

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/10 08:07 PM

"Whenever I see how dirty their living space is, it's like a warning as to how rancid their cunt smells."
---Ms. Jerkins

Posted by: †††

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/20/10 07:30 PM

Darrah's exit message:

"I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces." - 05/20/10 05:58 PM

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 02:17 AM

Quote:

A fag agenda is fine by me, but stop pretending to be straight if you're a guy who sucks dick (money or not.)

JasonH

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 01:44 PM

Quote:

Darrah's exit message:

"I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces." - 05/20/10 05:58 PM

Mopez, how did you know I was banned last night? Wouldn't only moderators or administrators know this? Oh yeah, I forgot.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 01:52 PM

Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about.

Posted by: Blink

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 01:59 PM

:facepalm:

Darrah, I'm starting to think that you have a masochistic streak.

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 02:05 PM

Quote:

Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about it.

He sent me this PM before I even knew I was banned:

Posted by: cqd

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 02:18 PM

Ok here is that trying to make everything about you thing again. This is a quote thread. Just shut up. You got banned, this is shit nobody but you cares about.

Note especially that other people post off topic after you post off topic.

You got a quote? Cool. Otherwise there are a billion threads that already seem dedicated to Darrah drama whoring, use those. Please and thank you.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 03:09 PM

Quote:

Even I knew you were banned. Get over yourself.

And I am far from being a mod, or an admin, or even caring about it.

When people accuse you of trying to make everything about you this is the kind of thing they are talking about it.

He sent me this PM before I even knew I was banned:

He sent that to you because Olinka told me to tell him to do that. Got it?.

Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/10 08:51 PM

Quote:

I guess when others PM, it's not to cry to the admin that someone is using your picture.

Who did you cry to in order to get that shiny new administrator account?

Just like the crying to the head of Twitter? Just like the crying to the heads of Wordpress? Just like the so-called crying "my parents were getting phone calls about Redgoat" and how you thought it had to do with me?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/22/10 02:55 AM

Nobody cares what you think you stupid fucking cunt. Just go away.

Posted by: Blink

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/23/10 01:31 AM

"While I believe porn is destructive to the mind (visual porn for men and literary porn for women), I would never try to use the power of government to rip it from someone's hands. That doesn't solve anything, just like forcing people to serve at lunch counters never really cured anyone of racism. The freedom to make smart choices includes the freedom to make dumb ones. After all; that's how we learn, from the mistakes we make."

-- Comment from "Greg" at http://stossel.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2010/05/21/obscene-porn-prosecution/

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 12:31 AM

From Monica Foster's blog:

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 01:19 AM

wait.whos monica foster? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 01:33 AM

frankie figgs = Darrah

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 06:07 AM

Quote:

frankie figgs = Darrah

You really must dislike this Frankie person to alleged such an equation.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 06:21 AM

Quote:

From Monica Foster's blog:

Maybe she misheard J.C. as J.Z. for "veni, vidi, vici".

Anyway, blacks aren't big on history.

I've seen them claim his Greek squeeze Cleopatra as black, and many still have no idea that white men didn't crawl into the dark jungles of Africa to capture them as slaves.

They are not too easily accepting of the truth that they were captured by other blacks often for the silly price of the currency of the time, manilla bracelets, something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 06:58 AM

Quote:

often for the silly price of the currency of the time, manilla bracelets, something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.

Careful, you are coming awful close to playing career counselor for Panzer.

Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/10 07:14 AM

"You're right to avoid posting softcore nudity here at XPT. Unless there's some bitch vomiting from being choke-fucked, we tend to be disgusted." --Rear Admiral
edit: this almost became my new sig but croc was cracking me up on aim earlier...

Quote:

something I see as giving up a human for today's designer sneakers or some gaudy gold chains popular in the late 70s & 80s.

They're still "popular" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/29/10 11:58 PM

Quote:

Exactly Figgs, who the fuck IS Monica Foster?

If you guys were a bit more familiar with current musical selections, you'd know the quote from my blog that some peeps here are STILL reading for whatever reason is from Lincoln Park's "Numb" featuring Jay Z

http://www.lyricsbay.com/numb_encore_lyrics-linkin_park.html

I know who Monica Foster is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" />
WTF is a Figgs? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sportswami.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/30/10 12:11 AM

I thought monica stopped posting on here because eric offended her.

These negroes keep threatening to leave but never do. Nice to see you here again Monica.

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/30/10 01:00 AM

Quote:

Exactly Figgs, who the fuck IS Monica Foster?

If you guys were a bit more familiar with current musical selections, you'd know the quote from my blog that some peeps here are STILL reading for whatever reason is from Lincoln Park's "Numb" featuring Jay Z

http://www.lyricsbay.com/numb_encore_lyrics-linkin_park.html

Monica, "I came, I saw, I conquered" or "Veni, vidi, vici" is a famous quote attributed to Julius Ceasar. According to historians, he wrote it in 47 BC after he won a decisive victory in a short war against Pontus. That was most likely before Jay Z's ancestors built their first mud hut.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/30/10 07:10 AM

princess superstar put her own spin on that quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3oQA6lXuXE

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/31/10 08:41 PM

I just want to see your tits

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/31/10 10:43 PM

but heres some nicer ones from the same vid

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/01/10 10:45 PM

Pretty:

hey its not agent provocateur but its just gonna get nutt all over it anyhow

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/02/10 11:06 PM

"I'm in for the night. Time to take a xanax and read the Ikea catalogue." -my neighbor.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/04/10 09:39 PM

"Some people have weird fetishes!"

---Ben. Quoted for the sheer irony.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/16/10 07:13 PM

"Higher end of the Brandon scale is like saying you drive a Kia but it's fully loaded."

---Ms. Jerkins

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/10 09:00 PM

Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot. ..........Fiend

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/27/10 01:43 AM

"Jules Jordan is not even a director any more. He releases a new movie every 4 months or so, and most of his recent releases have been black oriented. I swear if his next release is another fucking Black Owned, LTI, OYGB, or Mandingo movie, I'm going to have big suspicions on that guy.

The only person on his roster that puts out good stuff is Everhard.

And by the way, he should drop releasing that shitty content from Chris Rolie and Cruel Media."-disgruntled gaydter

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/10 05:57 PM

"You're confusing balls with compassion! No wonder you have to hire hookers."

---BDM

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/10 06:44 PM

Quote:

8-9-10

Gag Factor 32

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/07/10 11:54 PM

Quote:

Hello Pot?

Yeah?

It's kettle, you're a fat nagger!

Smokey

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/10/10 12:26 AM

Religious factions will go on imposing their will on others unless the decent people connected to them recognize that religion has no place in public policy. They must learn to make their views known without trying to make their views the only alternatives.

- Barry Goldwater

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/10/10 04:08 AM

Theocracy in power, from Savonarola to Ahmadenijad is corrupt and dictatorial.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/10/10 04:40 AM

Quote:

Theocracy in power, from Savonarola to Ahmadenijad is corrupt and dictatorial.

Like contracting to faith-based organizations??

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/10/10 04:46 PM

I'm normally a stickler for format in this thread, but this deserves an exception:

Quote:

[20:41] <Tritone> I'm getting hard just thinking about you saying that Jasmine.

[20:43] <Tritone> I have three inches in my pants for you Jasmine.

[20:44] <+JasmineTame> aw 3 inches

[20:44] <+JasmineTame> thats cute

[20:44] <Tritone> Not all blacks are well endowed. I am proof of that.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/11/10 11:22 PM

Quote:

You both look like shit so maybe she just mad at ugly.

-guapo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/10 05:02 PM

"Poli-Sci did a scene in Gag Factor 13."

--Fiend

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/14/10 03:17 PM

"I want to visit (my friend at the anorexia treatment center) but I'm afraid that the people there will think I'm fat."

---Gia J, on the phone a minute ago

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/14/10 03:55 PM

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/14/10 09:53 PM

When I get to the front of the line, miserable, nosy girl friend in tow, I'll tell her how hot she is, and I don't care what Didymus Judas Thomas on XPT says, she is not fat, she's adorable. Surely the restraining order keeps you at such a distance you won't be able to refute my commments. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/10 08:45 AM

Quote:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

-ubiquitous

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/10 10:36 AM

Quote:

When I get to the front of the line, miserable, nosy girl friend in tow, I'll tell her how hot she is, and I don't care what Didymus Judas Thomas on XPT says, she is not fat, she's adorable. Surely the restraining order keeps you at such a distance you won't be able to refute my commments. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

The most effective restraining order is the voice in my head that tell me to leave the pretty girls alone. They have no use for a miserable bi-polar know-it-all slob.

How does your GF react when you say another girl is "adorable" in front of her?

Does she read your posts?

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/10 02:20 PM

She has read my posts in the past, that's why my screen name is what it is.

If I say a girl is adorable? Well, one time as a joke while watching a cartoon w/ our son, I said "The chick in the pink scuba suit is hot," and she stormed out of the room. At the porn expo, she may give me a pass, because I usually buy her toys and all the sex in the air gets her horny as hell.

In closing, please take no offense at anything I post late night on the weekends. I'm probably drunk and/or high.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/10 02:48 PM

^^^Thanks for the sig.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/10 06:05 PM

Quote:

She has read my posts in the past, that's why my screen name is what it is.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/20/10 08:41 AM

"Sometimes prejudices are so ingrained, it is difficult for an individual person to assess their own bigotry."

---Tritone

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/20/10 01:14 PM

Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock-Ichiro to Bob Costas when asked what his favorite American phrase was.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/10 11:34 AM

My Girl is a Nosy Bitch:

Quote:

Hitler stopped killing Jews in the 40's, yet people still bad mouth him.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/23/10 10:05 AM

Quote:

This is an adult oriented site you pickle brained drunk. No one is learning racism, misogyny or sexism on this site unless you are out there in your mobile home advertising XPT at elementary and middle schools. Anybody who comes here on purpose is already fucked up before they ever read our discussions.

fiend, to chuck...

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/26/10 09:45 PM

Quote:

asking the black hole of bandwidth to elaborate could be disastrous.

-lou cypher on ivorenginedrivel

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/26/10 10:11 PM

Charin is the only person who can get a DUI just drinking at home.
The lovely Gia Jordan

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/09/10 01:25 PM

Quote:

I spray myself with Old Spice before I go sleep.

...guess....

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/13/10 01:54 PM

On Monday 13th September 2010, @MASON_MOOREXXX said:

reply

I told my bf to put rogaine on his mustache so it would grow fuller. now my pubes are growing so crazy that I gotta shave everyday just so u can still see my hit it like a champ tat

Mason Moore: If I masterbate and think about justin bieber that's cool right?!?! As long as I don't actually follow through...

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/14/10 03:36 PM

^ can he be banned from this thread?. that sucked.

Why is it that people on this forum are always asking for trouble? - Perverted

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/14/10 04:26 PM

^Nice two-fer.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/14/10 09:20 PM

I think this is the first pictorial "Quote of the Day" post, and I do NOT endorse, advocate or approve it's repetition except by qualified professionals.

I'm looking especially at you, Frankie.

Having said that this exchange belongs here:

Quote:

An out-swinging door is just more convenient.

just ask ryan knox.

---Mark_J.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/14/10 10:00 PM

Honorable mention:

"You can't even do racism right. Fuck."
---Berry

Posted by: Coyote

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 03:51 PM

"fuxsake free... don't rattle his cage. as far as i know he's kept himself outta trouble, hasn't mentioned molestation, fucking dead things, or any other sinister deviant shit in weeks. he's apparently fixated on political rants that maybe 2 people read and his usual racist hate shtick. that seems to be what constitutes a healthy balance for him."
Lou, about Coke

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 04:42 PM

Quote:

I think this is the first pictorial "Quote of the Day" post, and I do NOT endorse, advocate or approve it's repetition except by qualified professionals.

I'm looking especially at you, Frankie.

Having said that this exchange belongs here:

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An out-swinging door is just more convenient.

just ask ryan knox.

---Mark_J.

Wow. I can't help but think this site has lost its luster. I dunno..

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 04:50 PM

^^^ I take it you're here in your tightest, most sparkly glitter sequined hot pants to bring it back! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 04:51 PM

I mean I guess it's cool if you guys are really that into it.....................I guess...but...its just like...

Seriously?

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 05:12 PM

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I mean I guess it's cool if you guys are really that into it.....................I guess...but...its just like...

Seriously?

If you are so disinterested then why is it everytime someone makes fun of you on here you show up and respond to it, limpy.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 05:44 PM

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I mean I guess it's cool if you guys are really that into it.....................I guess...but...its just like...

Seriously?

come to think of it these doors swing out too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 07:50 PM

Goddamnit, Brandon, you're hitting 'em out of the park this week. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancingbroc.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/10 10:04 PM

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If If you are so disinterested then why is it everytime someone makes fun of you on here you show up and respond to it, limpy.

I don't know. I must be a total loser. Nothing like you.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/18/10 04:53 PM

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Coke's Cuckoo for Cocoa Cock.

Coyote, making fine use of alliteration (and pop culture references)

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/19/10 10:22 PM

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It was her.

And apparently right afterwards she did "I wanna cum inside your mom".

Conq , on Ginger Lynn's Dog Whisperer appearance.

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/23/10 02:25 PM

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Twitter hacked the other day & today Facebook goes down. Is the Internet itself next!?

Quote:

I HATE reading

AC Cream.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/23/10 04:08 PM

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"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." — Friedrich Nietzsche

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"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." — Frank Lloyd Wright

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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." — Denis Diderot

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"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." — Samuel Clemens

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"The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life." — Sigmund Freud

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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." — Edward Gibbon

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"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned." – Anonymous

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"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." – Steven Weinberg

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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer." – Anonymous

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"Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence." – Anonymous

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"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." – Christopher Hitchens

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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." – Stephen Roberts

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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" – Epicurus

I stole the collection of quotes from a post made on an anime focused forum I visit sometimes. They were compiled by someone else. I just liked reading them today and thought I'd drop them here. oh yeah...fuck you.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/25/10 04:27 PM

"I'm not offended by nudity. I'm offended by how fucking lame and self-indulgent performance art is."

---Tattypatty

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/10 02:58 AM

Nick manning AND kurt lockwood in the same dvd? Is the title called My Narcissism is Pretty Advanced.? -CumStains

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/10 11:13 AM

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If I could be black for a day Id call everyone racist, chug 40s and use the N word around white ppl to make them feel awkward.

Mallory Rae Murphy

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/01/10 03:07 PM

Olive Garden? That. Is. Not. Italian. Fo...nthony Bourdain

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/01/10 04:24 PM

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/04/10 11:10 PM

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That's horrible. I can't believe people can have that much anger.

Zoe Voss on XPT.

Posted by: Coyote

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/13/10 11:24 PM

Time to go whoring.
-a 16 year old girl in a documentary about homeless kids.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/14/10 06:04 AM

"so it took hiv to bring this place back to life. nice."

---LouCypher

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/15/10 12:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:
...wondering what she has been doing to keep her pussy wet. Any info?

She keeps it wet by rubbing her tears of shame on it. This question is kind of gay. Maybe you should ask the fags over at gayDT.

JasonH, punishing teh faggotry

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/20/10 10:38 PM

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You want to talk about technical? A tranny is technically a faggot with breast implants.

JasonH, philosopher

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/21/10 02:34 PM

it looks like he has been burnt by a tranny.

"BDM I am gonna slaughter a chicken on your doorstep tonight and tomorrow you can interpret it's entrails. It will tell your future or maybe you will make a chicken liver sandwich."

---Conquistador

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/15/10 06:02 PM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> I'll go with the sandwich !

Posted by: taintwrecker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/15/10 07:41 PM

"You know you're getting old when you realize how much kids have changed...back in my day, you choke an 8 year old girl and she screams for mommy, now-a-days, you choke an 8 year old girl and she screams "Fuck me like the whore I am"

Posted by: cqd

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/15/10 08:29 PM

Good quote but who cares if you don't attribute it to anyone relevant to the board?

"Would you just let me stir up some shit without getting all stinky yourself Chuck?"

---BDM

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/22/10 07:06 PM

Quote:

I'll wager the child forums are full of boys who remind him of bad experiences in reform school.

-Someone who doesn't know what a child forum is.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/22/10 09:09 PM

A healthy dose of jondra or more likely a typo...

Gia Jordan said about a porn newcomer:

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Don't even hint at her ruing herself.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/22/10 09:58 PM

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A healthy dose of jondra or more likely a typo...

Gia Jordan said about a porn newcomer:

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Don't even hint at her ruing herself.

Gia also edited that post at least 3 times as well.

Posted by: taintwrecker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/24/10 04:30 PM

"If God didn't intend for women to be victims, he wouldn't have made them so fun to slap"

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/26/10 05:42 AM

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"Whores Lie"... It's a pretty common saying over on XXX Porn Talk/Convict Central. Somewhere I have a picture of that Gia Jordan chick wearing a t-shirt with that written on it. Dean is about the only (truly) cool person who posts over there. The rest of them should probably be chemically (or surgically... either way) castrated so they don't further pollute the gene pool.

The upstanding losers of XXX Poon pretty well ripped Alyssa West for doing preggo porn, so I'm sure they got Ruthie somewhere along the line too.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=217017&page=5

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/30/10 07:30 PM

"Having been a porn viewer for about 10 years now, I find it hard to believe that many of the cameramen and directors in the biz would actually have any interest in being with a lady. They usually seem far more interested in male ass and balls."-boob enthusiast on gaydt

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/31/10 08:42 AM

"oh good god, facebook just suggested i become friends with darrah ford. and i've only been awake for 5 minutes"

---Conquistador, via PM

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/31/10 04:03 PM

@ Conq. They hope to get you when you're addled !

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/06/11 06:26 PM

"Selling your house so you can buy more porn. That's what we at JM like to hear."- tony malice

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/13/11 06:01 AM

"I don't want to fuck you, I want to fill you full of LSD and let you loose on highway 401."

---Conquistador

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/15/11 07:56 AM

"I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable."

---Monica Foster

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/15/11 09:47 AM

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"I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable."

---Monica Foster

Quote of the week. She leaves herself an out by not responding "anymore at this point" (nice English, stupid). She respond at some other point. Seldom does one see a hooker with such grace and class. Pretty Woman Redux.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/15/11 07:00 PM

"The Monica Foster name is a draw. I'm attractive, am decent on camera and have a good energy."-monica foster's delusion of grandeur.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/19/11 06:51 PM

"listen.stupid.fuck.

if you have to pay for something to get it "free" then it's not free. the per unit price is lower.
you should know this. the jew is weak in you alex."-lou cypher

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/20/11 06:30 AM

Seventy plus years of Sovietization would weaken the Jew in anyone.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/28/11 12:38 PM

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Dude, she has been filmed w/ cock in her butt. She worked at a Nevada Brothel. She has worked with Porno Dan. Her kids will probably put a picture of her twat and Charlie Sheen's coffee table on an easel next to her casket.

jerkules

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/28/11 02:21 PM

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charlie sheen is nothing more than a perverted charlie manson

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And so, once the question is answered, you could argue reasonably that the parent would say, 'Thank you for paying attention to my question and spending all that money to answer it.' But that's not where they are coming from — they have a belief that is nonfalsifiable

-Skeptical Inquirer, on antivaccine cocksuckers

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/28/11 10:40 PM

"yes i am on a drug.its called charlie sheen!"-charlie sheen

Posted by: taintwrecker

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/06/11 05:51 PM

my girl - "awe sorry luv, wanted to send you off in style, but I just got my period"
my tender response - "lucky for me your ass doesn't get a period...at least not until I'm done with it"
my girl - "scumbag"

anyone know how to post iphone texts... looses a lil something without the visual.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/06/11 10:16 PM

Hold down the sleep button for a split second and click the home button while you're holding it down. Takes a screenshot no matter what app you're using.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/07/11 02:49 AM

You could not possibly know that, since you died in the mid 90s, so I call bullshit.

Posted by: Blink

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/09/11 01:24 PM

"I am a living science experiment:) There hasn't been any negative consequences. I don't have to wear diapers, it doesn't fall out when i sneeze. These are common questions LOL Its really fucking hot having it licked sucked and fucked, and mashing it against another woman's prolapse is insane.

Hot insane science experiment. Check me out"
Dgg at ADT: anal prolapsing in porn

Yep, that's some hot shit right there.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/11/11 02:39 PM

"Despite the blanket and foot calluses, many were able to recognize that Fells was incorporating his penis as a massage tool. "

---Teh media, via faceblaster

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/11 07:52 PM

Posted by: cqd

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/11 08:34 PM

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/11 10:02 PM

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I have your pic somewhere too. From those times at ADT when u said that you went to get your anus checked at the ass doctor.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/14/11 10:20 PM

he shit up the quote of the day thread so no questions and just one answer. - Lou Cypher.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/15/11 03:35 AM

I actually like black and African girls. I have a bunch of folders on my computer like "Hairy Black Assholes", "Big Fat Titties", "Phat Booties" and "African Amateurs".

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/15/11 07:15 PM

"Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couple’s "Bag Of Dildos""-iwadult

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/21/11 11:10 AM

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Yeah man, people really thought the Fonz was cool and tough. It was all part of the Big Lie by the MSM. Don't let The Man prevent you from speaking the truth about Happy Days.

Claude Goddard

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/15/11 09:47 PM

"Paperhearst: I contacted Sasha today and asked her to reach out to some of her more prominent intelligentsia studying psychology. They all concluded that you are suffering from powerful latent homosexual urges as well as an unnerving fixation on other people's pursuit of their own happiness. They likened you to the older Jeffrey Lebowski who hates scofflaws and bums like the Dude. It kills you to see someone getting a free ride in life. I regret all the anger and discomfort my fun has caused you and would like to offer you a rug from one of my properties. I promise not to urinate on it...unless you would prefer it delivered to you this way."-brandon iron

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/22/11 10:23 PM

"It is tough watching old low quality dial up downloads when HD Anal is a click away. Plus I like the barely legal, deer in the head lights girls."

---Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/22/11 10:26 PM

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/28/11 08:47 PM

"If the American Dream is hitting the lottery and spending the rest of your life telling any one you want to go fuck themselves, I share in that." -Jerkules

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/28/11 09:19 PM

I really don't want to create a precedent of quoting the shout box, but since it's bound to happen anyway, I'd like to establish the protocol. Names in Bold, quotes at the beginning of paragraphs. Thus:

"Panzer: I accepted the parcel, went home, opened the box and seen the boxcovers. I rifled through all the discs, but all them were full of tranny pornos

"Panzer: so I threw them out into the street grate, where the rain drains to"

Edit: Since the shout box isn't searchable, like posts are, should it be incumbent upon the quoter to note date & time?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/02/11 12:12 PM

Fiend:

"Buy an ounce of coke and an ounce of meth. If you can't recruit new talent after that you should jump in front of a bus moving at high speed."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/11 12:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Generizer

Nonetheless, it's just a hole. A clean hole that I made dirty.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/11 03:35 PM

This is why I have always adored Gen.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/11/11 08:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Originally Posted By: Generizer

Nonetheless, it's just a hole. A clean hole that I made dirty.

Whores are a dime a dozen, but truly pervy chicks like Gen are worth their weight in gold.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/11 05:22 PM

Considering how slight she is, I think Gen's worth twice her weight.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/14/11 08:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

And every time I read some pw talking about how empowering it is, how much of a nympho she is, it makes me start wondering where the cracks are in the facade. When she's choked, slapped or poked a little too hard. And you see the look of anger...or defeat. That's the moneyshot, baby. And to know that moment, like a mugshot, is there forever.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/15/11 04:26 PM

"chuck is such an opportunist, isn't he?. luv it. i'd love to hear his views on waterboarding considering he could be the biggest gag factor fan in the free world."

---LouCypher

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/11 03:05 PM

jm should give him some kind of sponsorship deal.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/11 03:47 PM

I think blow ups of Gag Factor box covers on the side of his RV would blow his cover.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/11 07:56 PM

"Fucking Bang Bros. Download a 50 minute scene, and the broad isn't even naked until 35 minutes in. If I cared about a what a chick had to say, I'd probably be able to get one in real life and not be wacking it to your stupid video."-jerkules

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/11 12:29 PM

"Movies"....teehee. Thanx for the memories, Greta Garbo.

-Barry, on the impending retirement of Jenna Haze

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/21/11 07:47 PM

"How come JM does not makes any granny porn?"

--Alex Panzer (via the shoutbox)

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/22/11 06:14 PM

thats gotta be a typo.^

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/24/11 05:10 PM

via the shoutbox...

If I had been born w/o a conscience and 2 more inches of dick, I'd have been unstoppable - jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/24/11 05:47 PM

Lou shout boxin:

LouCypher: this is the asshole of the internet fatty... there is no sunlight. just camera flashes.

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/26/11 09:38 AM

"...it seems so long ago - I was gonna say it seems like yesterday, but it was..."

-Dusty Baker, Reds manager, after 19 innings last night

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/26/11 02:40 PM

Fucking Reds ! Can't we get a little help ! Now the Braves gotta play them this weekend.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/11 07:40 PM

"All these ass wonders make me sick. It's just fat in the wrong place. Abort, neuter and dump."

---Pipe Dream

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/31/11 01:53 PM

"
I'm a Jew. Holding on to Truth against the tyranny of a mislead majority is my birthright. So try, try again."
-Fatman

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/03/11 09:28 AM

"Come on now, Tory and Meth is like Lennon/McCartney. Tory does it well. Can anobody imagine Tory in softer shoot? The Penthouse kind of romantic shit where she only moans soft? Fuck that. Tory is balls out fuck. She has the body, a great face, and can take whatever Meatholes ShortBus mopes dish out. She can kick all of those weak dicked assholes in a fight. Tory on Meth is Manny Pacquiao with the same footwork. She cleared everyone on that scene. Even whoever was shooting it was scared.

Meth is the best thing for American Porn. Just ask Brandon."-superloads

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/03/11 01:38 PM

Tweaker chicks are fun as hell to screw as long as you got a bag of speed to feed them. The rest of the time you just want to punch them in the mouth and make them shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/05/11 01:13 PM

"If you can't fuck with a condom, get another job."

---Marc Wallice (1959-2004)

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/07/11 04:31 PM

"
As Harvey Milk said "Just come out" and so millions did. and last night at 9:30 Debi's teeth came out." -Mark J, on XPT's favourite Senior citizen...

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/09/11 01:20 PM

"Few things in life are better than sucking a thick cock." - Panzer, 3 weeks ago

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/09/11 07:37 PM

lmfao^

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/18/11 05:35 PM

"Who gives a fuck?"

- superloads

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/19/11 12:42 PM

Most of the silicone freak cadre of pws have their makeup gun set to "whore". Seeing them without the warpaint is adult version of findng out there's no Easter Bunny. -- Barry the Pirate (commenting on a picture of Phoenix Marie w/o makeup)

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/26/11 05:53 AM

"Brandon doesn't care about raping women but rape his wallet and he suddenly grows an opinion."

---Fiend

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/11 06:22 PM

<<via ShoutBox>>Brandon_Iron: I'm the GSP of XPT.

So you admit to dry humping guys for 25minutes to collect a paycheck. GSP hasn't had a good fight since he got the strap back from that little Long Island Dago.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/11 06:23 PM

I'll respond to this after I check to see who is still holding the belt.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/11 08:43 PM

Donkey gots you whipped, so I magin he gots da belt.

Steezo on Amy Fisher: "She'd be a hot fuck because she's fucking insane. That doesn't give her a leg up in the porn world though, because they're all fucking nuts."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/11 09:44 PM

ShoutBox:

AlexPanzer: I only like youthful feminine ladyboys

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/21/11 06:03 AM

Shout Box

Jerkules: Best bet, tell them you paid a thousand for it because it needs a new tranny
Jerkules: oh, sorry if that hit too close to home

Directed to Alex Transzer

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/24/11 02:08 PM

Quote:

will Gangbanged 2 be on blu-ray?

Some ADT loser

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/03/11 09:18 AM

Charin:

"And I am uniquely and beautifully eccentric because I watch Gag Factors and masturbate instead of fucking fat girls."

Amen to that.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/03/11 11:45 AM

damn you beat me to it.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/03/11 12:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Charin:

"And I am uniquely and beautifully eccentric because I watch Gag Factors and masturbate instead of fucking fat girls."

Amen to that.

I'm with J in the same amen corner !

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/06/11 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I've never trusted a woman enough to hit one.

I almost made it my new signature.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/06/11 03:58 PM

Its true man, your friend does something fucked up, or gets outta hand, and you hit him/get in a fight, next day you are telling each other you hit like girls. You get in an argument with your woman, and you smack her because she kicked you in the balls, next time you go back to the house will probably be 2 days later with a police escort, so you can grab a bag of clothes. Fuck that.

If you gotta hit a bitch, then she aint worth keeping around.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/06/11 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Its true man, your friend does something fucked up, or gets outta hand, and you hit him/get in a fight, next day you are telling each other you hit like girls. You get in an argument with your woman, and you smack her because she kicked you in the balls, next time you go back to the house will probably be 2 days later with a police escort, so you can grab a bag of clothes. Fuck that.

If you gotta hit a bitch, then she aint worth keeping around.

Quoted for for sounding blacker than Tritone and completely ruining what I originally quoted him for.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/06/11 06:07 PM

Yeah, I can fuck up a good thing with the best of them. Sorry.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/06/11 07:01 PM

I got you Fiend. As a white man, I'd have to trust my white woman enough not to call the cops before I'd hit her.

When we were just dating, my current/last wife tossed a full beer can at me that barely whizzed past my head and hit the wall. I left the dent and refuse to paint or patch it. It reminds me (and her) that I love her enough to not fight fire with fire. That dent has been painted around for over 17 yrs now.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/11/11 11:31 AM

"Let's Roll..."

---Some Regular Joe, about a decade ago.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/11/11 07:38 PM

.....moment of silence !

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/12/11 09:48 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

"Let's Roll..."

---Some Regular Joe, about a decade ago.

Fucking A, brother.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/11 08:43 AM

"I want MORE of the Jewess' fat tittays. Give me some gaffers tape and some baby oil, and I'd wrap those puppies up for a coked out Rear Admiral style titty fuck."-superloads in reference to kat dennings tits

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/17/11 10:10 PM

" Me and my friends were always sucking dicks. True story. We called it "making tacos." We would write notes back and forth to each other so our moms wouldn't read it, 'cause if our moms got these letters we would be in so much trouble, if [they] found out we were sucking dicks. So we decided to speak in code, and it was "making tacos."

How old were you when you got into making tacos?

I started making tacos at 12. I was a bad kid."angelina valentine as told avn

god bless her.this was better than the rolo flurry i had earlier today.id love for her to make a me a taco.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/18/11 10:16 AM

"Any of the guys you mentioned could go to the mall, wave some greenbacks around and get any hot piece of ass they wanted. I seriously doubt they'd pay bucks to stick it into an old, orange, ape-looking whore whose snatch makes the mariana trench want to wear platform shoes."

---Fartz

Posted by: Ekarth22

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/25/11 05:33 AM

Originally Posted By: paperchase

paperchase: its how commissioner gordon contacts him whenever Straightman starts a hetro wave in Gotham

Good one but I think it is unethical on your part to put your own quote as the quote of the day because just like a wanna Noble laureate cannot nominate himself for the award, one should not quote himself in the quote of the day.

You're doing self-promotion of your own quote then how are you different from Christian or Brandon whom you accuse of doing self-promotion of their own movies during the discussions ??

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/11 12:57 AM

My ears are burning.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/11 05:21 AM

^^^Surely you're used to that burning sensation when you urinate. Is this really any different?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/11 02:09 PM

Don't go fucking this thread up with Brandon Hate.

And Pape, you do get a demerit for posting your own quote.

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/11 06:59 PM

RE: Ekarth22

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Throw him in the box and don't poke any air holes.

+1

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/11 05:28 PM

"Ekarth is actually a good example of a pussy going to waste."

---BDM

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/03/11 11:57 PM

"you said that you would be willing to fight tomarrow if possible..."
Paperchase gives his own spelling on the commonly used "tomorrow." A word that had already been posted correctly. It's a simple word really...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/04/11 08:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Don't go fucking this thread up with Brandon Hate.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/04/11 11:44 AM

"tomorrow," it's so simple....I wouldn't want your "dependance" on spelling to be "disgarded." You feel me? Whenever you ask a question be sure to always end it using this symbol: "?"

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/06/11 02:40 PM

"Since Steve Jobs is now gone and smart people have stopped breeding; plus dumbasses with Affliction Shirts have 12 kids/THIS is Armageddon"-angela aspen

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/06/11 06:11 PM

The botched bolt-on job let her subdermal sweater aliens facing down like average emo fags. Nose carvers should harvest some dicky tip there. The lip injections don't exactly distract from the bloated face and the gut is something some brothers might wanna hit. Or some hairy loser with a shit-eating grin. Incineration needed immediately. But yeah, she's entitled to voice her bit. Bullshit.

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/06/11 06:15 PM

Posted by: Ekarth22

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/09/11 11:33 AM

I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.

Richard_Pryor "The time of his life" ~ The Guardian (7 June 2004)

Posted by: Ekarth22

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/09/11 11:39 AM

1. My father is 85 and my father doesn’t do porno but pussy is always on his brain, so I use that for my business.

2. I think my younger brothers are more or less the same. My younger brothers all they do is think about pussy all day long.

3. now we got to the worst part. Today is worse than ever because today, thanks to all the new techniques, Viagra, injections, everybody can be porn star right.

4. And you cannot so easily get some girls to try anal. Some girls they get their asshole broken, stitched back and they cannot use any more. Because the guys they don’t understand it’s not something that you just stick in, boom and you break everything.

-Rocco to AVN
http://business.avn.com/articles/video/R...iew-384795.html

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/11 03:26 AM

"How bad is a thread if it could be improved by having more posts from Ekarth22 in it?"

---The Unknown Pervert

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/11 01:11 PM

"Sometimes I wish I could just fake my own death, give up on everything, move to venice, meet some bum friends, and do mass amounts of drugs."-Mason Moore

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/11 06:27 PM

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/19/11 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I even like the Art Deco era women, but know they'd be a let-down because they didn't shave and douche properly.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/24/11 08:35 AM

"If she'll eat her own placenta then she has no excuse for not swallowing after a blow job."

---Fiend

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/06/11 07:28 AM

From the looks of things, she could probably hide all kinds of stuff in her ass and then randomly pull them out like Captain Caveman used to do with all that shit in his beard. Captain CaveAss.-Steezo

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/07/11 02:06 PM

"Yes, it's great having a job where fake tits and fisting are all appropriate dinner conversation."-gia jordan

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/07/11 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron

M'lady is an excell....ok, fine! So she looks a little like the cartoon.

Good call Fiend.

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

"Nikki Nova's is indeed a tasty, tasty-looking snatch, and I for one would like to read your report on how its sweet nectar tastes before I drive to Virginia Beach and pay her $100."

---Rear Admiral

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/31/11 05:27 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Load Dumper

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 1080
Loc: The Blasted Heath
I don't think there's really much at all to push some one from this imaginary line between "good and evil" Such a small amount of a definable line people don't want to admit it. Life circumstances will shape a persons psyche enough to drive someone either insane, sadistic, violent, into a serial killer, rapist, child molester, or the next Mao. Genetics and psychology. Stop trying to elevate humanity beyond the state of the grotesque malformed current wave of animal mutations we are, it reeks of religious vomit.

-fat bloody fingers

Dude!!! That quote is soooooo black metal....

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/31/11 12:31 PM

"There's not a huge difference between using dildos on yourself and/or posing nude AND actual hardcore porn. To say otherwise is really kidding yourself."

--- Jim Rockford

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/31/11 12:33 PM

^^^ Off topic, but our cable company just started offering VH1 Classic. Or as I call it: the 80's Heavy Metal Channel. On the one hand I'm totally wallowing in the Testament/ Metallica/ Slayerism of it all. On the other I was the only one of my mid 80's circle that listened to anything remotely "thrashy". Until Grim Reaper got medium rotation on MTV with See You in Hell. But nothing further than that.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/01/12 05:07 AM

I was into all that shit when i was twelve years old. Gia's quote wasn't very "black metal" as it didn't mention enough old satanic forests. I was just being facetious.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/05/12 10:20 AM

"She's never been one of those whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day yet can't pay a parking ticket."-gia jordan on christie lee

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/06/12 08:52 AM

"I’m not going to wait around 28 years just to pity-fight you." J.B to Dick Dastardly, perpetuating the only good argument going on here.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/07/12 04:03 PM

"Also, everytime I see a picture of Desi, I imagine her twat smells like tuna wrapped in salami and set in the August sun for a few days, with a hint of Virginia Slims and feet." -- Jerkules on Desi Foxxxxxxxxxx nee Diana G----------

Posted by: kuro

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/08/12 01:47 PM

I like all comment ^^"
____________________

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/08/12 01:53 PM

^^^ Hey Mopetard? What IS Happening?

"Don't let Monica know we got a Wine Box here, she'll never leave"

--Jerkules (Shoutbox)

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/19/12 07:05 PM

Thank you sir.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/23/12 07:23 AM

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/05/12 10:41 PM

"Nah, if I'm gonna taste dark meat, I want a bitch the color of used motor oil. A real, honest to goodness shine." -- Jerkules commenting on why he isn't interested in light-skinned black chicks.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/05/12 11:10 PM

I wouldn't fuck a slope that spoke remotely intelligible Engrish either.

Thank you, by the way.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 02:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral

I think porn people, who have no money, look for a lawyer you can pay with blowjobs and a baggie of meth. Both of which I like, but which are not the staples of my existence.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 08:17 AM

^^^haha just came here to post the EXACT same quote.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 11:28 AM

If his other wasn't so good, I'da made it my sig.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 02:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

"Nah, if I'm gonna taste dark meat, I want a bitch the color of used motor oil. A real, honest to goodness shine." -- Jerkules commenting on why he isn't interested in light-skinned black chicks.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 04:23 PM

There's a difference in scent between dark and light girls. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, or as an insult. It's just the truth.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/12/12 07:52 PM

"I almost Googled it too. It doesn't sound real. Is it a like a suburb of Vatican City? They produce a great ass, wherever it is."-barry in response to some nice spanish asses.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/18/12 09:09 PM

"A porn girl doing g/g only is like getting a pit bull as a guard dog without teeth."

-Heather Pink's boyfriend

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/12 06:44 AM

"Humor isn't a suitcase pimp's strong suit"

-My girlfriend's boyfriend

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/12 12:55 PM

"Cage Mafia, ha ha ha. Internet gangs are gayer than double vag."-

Jerkules.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/12 02:42 PM

Thank you tatty

Knox, here's my homerun thread, as voted by my peers. Suck it piss boy.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/12 02:58 PM

Strange thing is, there did used to be a "cage mafia" which is about as relevant today as the real mafia is now. In other words not very, but it doesn't make it less real.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/19/12 08:04 PM

Nothing ends well here.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/12/12 05:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream

You just know she had her Jasmine Tame diet for the week seconds ago.

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/13/12 08:04 PM

i do not do anal cream pies. spiegler girls do not do anal cream pies. end of discussion.

-- Dana DeArmond

edit

And a tip of the hat to cqd (scroll below) for the Intro English Lit lesson and pointing out how easy it is to find results for Dana Dearmond Anal Cream Pie using "www.letmegooglethatforyou.com"

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/13/12 09:42 PM

End of discussion. For the record. Deluded attention whores.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/13/12 09:49 PM

Originally Posted By: nassim

Which naturally begs the question, does anybody have a link to a clip of Dana DeArmond squeezing out an anal cream pie?

It took me about one minute to find one. Is your google broken?

Also, you might want to google the expression "begs the question" as you are using it improperly. It does not mean what you think it means.

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/13/12 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd

Also, you might want to google the expression "begs the question" as you are using it improperly. It does not mean what you think it means.

Sonofabitch. You're right.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/14/12 06:53 AM

Careful there nassim . You're starting to earn a modicum of my respect. :-)

Posted by: Steezo

Originally Posted By: NitneLiun

A lot of porn folks crave intimacy. The problem is that most of them seem incapable of feeling it. It's probably just one the many things they can't feel as much as normal people do.

NitneLiun, we speak your name.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/12 10:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

yep, he hit that one out of the park.

just call me ballpark frank.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/12 10:57 AM

I love that gif.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/12 11:02 AM

lol that gifs new to me.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/12 03:31 PM

What's wrong with that hotdog bun?

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/12 10:54 PM

@ tri...What's stopping you, homie? Tweet her or whatever. Laying your smoovest moves on her. I'm not even jerking your chain, like my ancestors did yours.

Barry the Pirate to the Trite One

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/09/12 10:16 AM

Just tryin to help a brotha out.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/11/12 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: nassim

She shouldn't sell herself short. I'm sure she'd do fine at saying something stupid.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/19/12 03:53 PM

"This guy has a really pretty face and great breasts, for a person born with man nipples."smelly monkey

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/12 06:58 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral

I have to differ with respect to the XPT general consensus on Dana DeArmond. I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/12 11:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

I honestly can't see a scenario of my kid being molested that didn't end with me on the fucker's porch with a ball bat in my hand and pistol tucked in my waistband with an ultimatum to get the fuck out of town within 48 hours.

[/thread]

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/21/12 06:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Dr_Pretorius

heh

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/23/12 07:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris

I was deeply dissapointed to find out that there are no shots or scenes that show or expose the buttholes.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/23/12 06:04 PM

"The tube sites killed the face fucking star."-charin

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/26/12 10:34 AM

There was a self proclaimed escort who used to post here that said all the whores on the escort circuit called her Tater Reed.

thats one spud that wont make you pull the pud^.

Have2cit and Frankie Figgs on Tatum Reed

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/26/12 07:02 PM

But I do see you requesting "suck. my. dick." It's nice to know you're clear on your priorities. Do you always prefer men or only when attempting to make come backs on line? Trying to get to know my fellow posters a little better.

cqd, ftw

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/28/12 04:16 PM

"Everyone needs to back the fuck off. They have to deal with this on their own. I did not believe she could do something like this."

---Pipe Dream, self appointed spokesman for the Gay and Undead.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/28/12 07:50 PM

I do not want to start a precedent of imgs in lieu of real live quotes. Having said that:

1) Y'all illiterate anyway, and

2) In a democracy, the people get what they deserve. Appropos of this, and in full Fwoofie Woffie Swing, You Gets This:

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/28/12 11:00 PM

That's not real.

Posted by: nassim

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/31/12 01:59 PM

And that's how the meth fell onto the baby's hair.

-- Gia Jordan

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/01/12 07:19 PM

"Why are you so jaded?"

--Gian Jerkins

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/01/12 07:40 PM

"I want to cut my own head off and walk around like a pirate."

~random dumb porn whore

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/01/12 07:43 PM

Random. Idiocy.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/01/12 10:46 PM

"The MILF whore at the desk when I dropped off my mortgage payment. Probably 50, bleach blonde, sluttish perfume, great nails and jewelry, black slacks and DDs crammed into a long sleeved white sweater. On a 95 degree day. I honestly came home and pleasured myself to the thought of the degrading things I'd put her through if given a chance."-barry the pirate

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/02/12 09:27 PM

"I'd rather watch some people overdose during the KSEX games than watch the Olympics." -Jigaloo

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/03/12 08:03 PM

Mason Moore tweeting the sonogram of her unborn baby today:

"Who knew he'd have a big wiener just like his daddy!"

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/03/12 08:43 PM

lol is she gonna ended up coming back to porn after she pops out the kid?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/12 10:20 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Miranda ain't some ginger dyke on a horse-faced broad's chick show.

Holy fuck! I had to cup my balls to make sure they didn't fall off, because I laughed so hard when I read that.

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/12 11:04 AM

"Fuck me like you're never going to see me again because there's a high likelihood that's what's gonna happen."

Gianna Michaels

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/12 11:40 AM

"I really liked the "The Wild Bunch." It's a movie about a gang of dudes who just steal shit and shoot motherfuckers they don't like."

~Random Internet Movie Critic

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/04/12 12:05 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat

"Fuck me like you're never going to see me again because there's a high likelihood that's what's gonna happen."

Gianna Michaels

awesome!

"If he sued her for more than $40 she'd be homeless. If he really wanted to cause her problems he would buy Franzia and stop distributing it within the USA."-jigaloo

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/12/12 11:38 AM

Originally Posted By: Perverted

Once upon a time, women and minorities couldn't vote!

Must of been nice...

Posted by: Spunko

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/12/12 10:05 PM

"There's a big difference between a man and a woman saying, 'I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie.'" -- Brandon Tuschak

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/12 09:15 AM

"Next thing you know they will be reporting that sports teams' winning percentage is less on the road, because they are out all hours fucking skeezers when they don't have to report to wifey for bed."-jerkules

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/17/12 02:44 PM

"Anyhoo, things were going with the weird flow that gb scenes seem to have and suddenly here's BI, a good head shorter that the BS, moving her to wherever he wanted her, and sort of whispering to her in an almost conspiratorial way. And suddenly my head just flashes "fuckin' Brandon". It was weirdly creepy and funny at the same time."-barry the pirate

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/12 06:31 AM

"Celeb Rehab is like the NFL Combines for Death Pools. You get to watch em and evaluate em, before you make your draft picks."-Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/19/12 08:20 AM

Thank you.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/20/12 06:52 PM

"I'm so disapointed...I thought I had a new scene from Veronica to enjoy...but it's with Dane freakin' Cross! Depression has set in, because there's a few performers that I can't bear to watch and this guy is one of them. How long do I have to go now before I get my Veronica fix?"-corann7 on gaydt

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/23/12 11:39 AM

"
I mean, Yoko was right there, and he had plenty of bullets. That's why I'd deny him parole."- my friend on FB

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/23/12 11:57 AM

^^ Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/27/12 06:13 PM

wannacorndog- The only way you could say she is hot is if someone doused her in lighter fluid and lit a matc

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/27/12 08:46 PM

^^^ Thanks BDM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/30/12 07:06 PM

"Never make someone a priority when they consider you an option."

from another board

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/30/12 08:07 PM

That's a facebook standard ! :-)

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/31/12 07:22 AM

"We own this country. Politicians are our employees, if they don't do their jobs, we have to let them go."

- Clint Eastwood 2012-08-30

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/31/12 07:31 AM

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/31/12 07:36 AM

You're right Chuck, a much more appropriate prop would have been an empty suit.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/02/12 05:45 PM

"I don't talk to many Democrats. Sorry." -have2cit

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/02/12 06:15 PM

Some pity editing.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/02/12 06:21 PM

Only the benzene huffing shitbag, who has no real command of the English language himself worries about other peoples grammar. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/02/12 07:13 PM

Originally Posted By: PipeD

Some pity editing.

"They wanted it to be true and that's all that mattered."

---Barry the Pirate, without guile or irony.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/12 09:51 PM

Originally Posted By: bogardus

Thing is, I like how it looks when she's getting railed in the ass. Man face notwithstanding.

- on Dana D.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/17/12 01:05 PM

"All a them pics is sayin the same shit to me. They sayin, "This chubby Mexican dude need to ask his therapist for times and dates to Meat Gazers Anonymous meetings." Christ sucka, I'm starting to think y'all love the titty fucking cause you get to see the whole cock doin the in-out, instead of losing half the thing in some bitches hole."

Blackules

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/18/12 06:55 PM

Dis shit warm the cuckles of my heart. He know I speak for our peoples, wit the blunt reality of the street in my words. Damn nigga, my eyes is watering.

Keep them crackas in they place my brutha. They strength in numbers, our strength in trewf.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/21/12 12:39 AM

I see what you did, fuckface.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/23/12 10:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Blackules

Peoples that rape lil kids should die slow and painful, no matta what they color.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/24/12 04:00 AM

^Point of order: It's really bad form to quote yourself in QOTD. It looks, well, desperate.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/12 07:57 PM

"I don't care for container of goof. It needs to be straight from weewee to soul."

---Barry the Pirate

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/12 08:54 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

she lives on dirty cock and deceit...just like any other whore, frank.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/12 09:18 PM

nice.where was that posted?edit found it

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/29/12 09:55 PM

"
Obama's son would look just like that. Mostly because they all look alike."- Barry

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/30/12 09:26 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/13/12 12:10 PM

"When she cut into that chicken, and the butter came gushing out, I knew there was going to be some butt fucking on the dessert menu. And there was."-rear admiral

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/16/12 06:15 PM

"Very little of what Gov. Romney just said is true."

-Barry O.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/16/12 07:09 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/21/12 12:43 AM

"I look at the world differently now and feel sorry for girls with real tits. What took me so long? I love this shit!!"-gia jordan

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/22/12 01:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Angry group this weekend.

plucked from the Hemorrhoids

thread.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/22/12 01:57 PM

I don't make the news, I just report it.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/22/12 01:58 PM

you nailed it.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/27/12 04:18 PM

"We ration our rationality."

---Barry The Pirate

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/04/12 07:34 PM

"I want a fuck cabin with a hot tub time machine."-the meat

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/08/12 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Barry, you need to get a mold of that. You know damn well Barack O' Bonga would be a hot seller.

- jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/08/12 07:50 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/15/12 10:00 PM

"Just bottled the first botch of my drinks"

--Alex Panzer, being uncharacteristically accurate

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/15/12 11:00 PM

70some flavors. I'm looking forward to Tampon.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/15/12 11:24 PM

It's all good, it'll all be okay, Felt-Up Mark.

I'm supposed to be wounded by this. . . how? Everyone knew that was me except the Donkey. To this day, he probably still thinks it was Speigler.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

It's the biggest weekend of college football season. You men should be arguing about football, not...nothing.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Too bad college football aint football.

I haven't watched a college game in years. Now, if this were Sunday, I'd be inclined to agree. Since it's not, I'll sit here swilling cider, watching Stewie swing and miss.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/24/12 02:29 PM

"I’ve heard lots of things about her. Nothing bad, just all crazy stuff."

"She can do crazy stuff with her asshole."-christie stevens interview question on lib regarding amy brooke

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/24/12 02:34 PM

"No offense to you, but I'm gonna stab this guy." -A friend.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/24/12 06:45 PM

We're all boring and pretentious. Just a matter of degrees- Barry, just now, being pretentious and boring about pretentiousness and boredom.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/24/12 11:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

$2500? It's not it's Ricky Morton's dentures.

I laughed like a tard and I aint even tokin.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/25/12 07:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Al Capone, Boardwalk Empire

We been on the road for 18 hours. Need a bath...some chow....then you and me sit down...we talk about who dies.

Great way to end that episode. I can't wait until next week.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/26/12 09:19 PM

"From the "Be Careful What You Wish For" files:

Alex, you should provide us with a daily log of your activities with the corresponding timeline. This would be win-win as it would appeal to your narcissism and will provide additional ridicule fodder for the rest of us. Create a new thread in this forum: The Daily Panzer or Quotidian Boris for example.

12:00:00 Woke up
12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb.
13:00:00 Microwaved some disgusting frozen food and ate it as quickly as possible (with a picture)
13:02:00 Bought a bunch of pointless domain names that I will never use.
etc. etc.

Be sure to include lots of photos and commentary. You like to over share everything about your life, it would be interesting to see the time commitment involved in these activities." -kingfish

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/26/12 11:01 PM

Thanks for the props, frankie

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/27/12 07:28 AM

"12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb."

this was the funniest part.^

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/27/12 08:30 AM

Don't suggest THAT to Alex, he might actually do it.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/28/12 12:42 AM

"I am proud to be plastic." -Lacey Wildd

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/29/12 07:50 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Funny how it's always the broke guys so concerned about my financial well-being.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/16/12 04:31 PM

Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis

What a bunch of abnormal weirdos.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/16/12 09:01 PM

Plus we all know that there's no such thing as a 6 hour compilation that goes over 75 minutes.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/24/12 10:15 PM

Back in the VHS days...4 hour comp...fuck yes...3 scenes.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/25/12 01:02 AM

"Once you get out into the world --- people see BLACK. And with that comes something that only black men can understand."

---Tritone

"So with great darkness comes great responsibility?"

---Figgs

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/25/12 06:30 AM

nice one frank...

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/27/12 08:05 PM

If it was me, I'd be going up to the next dude that walked out on to the porch and asking him where to cop weed in my new town. After buying weed from him a few times, I'd ask if he knew anyone runnin bitches. I am a bad person though. - Game Ninja advising frankie figgs on neighborliness.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/27/12 10:32 PM

Thank you Barry.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/29/12 12:30 AM

Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III

I dont know, but what I do know is that pretty much everyone and their friend make similar stuff these days. You don't hear Kink.com complaining about the state of porn

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/29/12 12:39 PM

"If you have to use a knife and fork it ceases to be a sandwich. This society is fucked." -Barry

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/01/13 04:08 PM

"Not seeing a dude that comes with good references and can pay because he is black? Pure racism."

--Tritone, on the 150th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclomation.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/01/13 04:51 PM

"Hipsters are like any other subhuman group. Everyone knows an OK one." -- Barry the Pirate commenting on the douche that Gia is sitting next to on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/07/13 09:19 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/07/13 09:49 PM

fucking comedy^

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/09/13 07:44 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

he had a client that looked like mark wood so i turned to my mom and told her that guys in like every one of jules jordans videos.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/09/13 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

There's the problem. It brings nothing to the debate because no one is interested in a debate. We don't live in a time of debate.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/09/13 10:43 PM

Full curtsy.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/14/13 10:23 AM

But I did get to goto a porn convention while working for XPW. Carmella Bing gave me and Ron Jeremy a handjob at the same time. I got to share that with one of my favorite porn stars.-volture

did you watch ron while he was getting his hedgehog groomed?-frankie figgs

I mainly keep looking at Carmella. But some of Ron's spooge got on my pants.-volture

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/14/13 04:17 PM

He's too strong, my shoulders are gonna detach from my body. And he has too much energy, cause he's so young, Im gonna slip him a Xanax!-reinfeld gypsy(reads better taken out of context)

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/14/13 08:36 PM

A two parter from a Shaggy Bevo poster in a thread titled "Is Anal Overrated?"

I had a few girlfriends who would ask me if I wanted to stick it in their butt now and again but other than being a little change of pace it never did much for me. Mostly, I didn't like having to move as slow as a glacier and always being worried like I was gonna break something. Then I had a new girlfriend who seemed to be really into it and feeling like I could fuck her ass with a little more vigor I said sure. What she didn't mention was that she had colitis. Yeah.. I should tell that story sometime..

And a little later he does.

We were in a motel room and it's kinda dark and I get it in there and start to go to work and then I get this whiff of what smells like coffee and something else I can't quite place. Almost at the same time she crawls away from me in a hurry (later she would tell me she felt something running down her leg) and turns on the light. All I can say is that my mid-section, the sheets, carpet, and even part of the dresser behind me looks like someone threw a shovel of mud at a screen door. She panics and gathers everything around the bed that isn't nailed down and piles it into a corner...I hop in the shower.. and I still don't know how she did it or what she said but she had us in a new room by the time I got out.

Ran into her a while back and to this day I'm the last guy who ever stuck a dick in her ass. So I guess I got that going for me... which is nice...

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/14/13 08:41 PM

shaggybevo still has the best football cartoons

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/14/13 08:50 PM

All I can say is that my mid-section, the sheets, carpet, and even part of the dresser behind me looks like someone threw a shovel of mud at a screen door.

lol

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/15/13 09:22 AM

plus frank should like it because theres helmet in it.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/25/13 07:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
"Now we're going to get a fucking animated pet pic thread."

"Over my dead body. I heard all I ever want to hear or see out of Frankie about pets when he posted about stuffing half a dozen poodles and chihuahuas down his sweatpants to thwart immigration when he snuck across the border. Frankie will not be shitting up this thread."-Bornyo

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/27/13 11:51 AM

"Neighbor allegedly has a Mexican guy coming to check out the goats this week. I hope he takes them all and uses em as hookers before he kills and eats em."

---Jerkules (who really should stop thanking everyone who quotes him here. It'a XPT's QOTD, bro. It ain't the academy awards.)

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/27/13 01:14 PM

QOTD is better than the Academy Awards. To be recognized by the degenerates and wack jobs that are my peers is a much more prestigious honor than being recognized by pole smokers and broads.

Thank you.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/30/13 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

As soon as I posted that, I knew it was wrong.

Posted by: drained

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/31/13 08:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Early intervention is what saved him. Trust me. I'm stoned.

On Ron Jeremy's seemingly successful surgeries after an aneurysm was found in his heart.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/01/13 06:54 PM

Originally Posted By: TRPWL

Hot chicks who take it up the ass dont have to date dudes in their 40s who live 1000 miles away.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/01/13 07:04 PM

Where can we find that quote?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/01/13 08:04 PM

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/christin...rpwl-exclusive/

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/02/13 09:01 AM

Originally Posted By: PipeDream

Still on the hefty side, so I don't know what she's trying to smile about.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/04/13 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/25/13 08:52 PM

"I was in the second group so we watched the first blowbang and milled around. At the end of the first blowbang, Brandon had the second team of whores come in and lick the jizz off of TR while he shot close-ups. I had been cranking it during the first scene while watching and was well edged up and ready to pop. I gestured to BI with the "put me in, coach" face and he gave me the nod. I took about three steps and launched a load into the three of them while they were kissing and licking each other. It is certainly one of my best experiences in porn if not life."-faceblaster in what is becoming a very memorable thread

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/27/13 10:46 AM

"What troubles me the most is that Gia probably can't understand what's so humiliating about having a strange man touch my sphincter, and Panzer is probably aroused by my description."-jason h

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/11/13 06:35 PM

Quote:

He asked for the time, not the highest you've blown on a breathalyzer.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/18/13 09:56 AM

"One look at her mug and all I can think is that her breathe prolly smells like cigarettes and kielbasa."-jerkules in regards to persia monir

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/13 06:24 PM

James Cavanaugh (former FBI agent) consulting in Boston marathon case about the capture of suspect #2:

"They'll take him to Boston General, they'll patch him, and he'll sing like he's on The Voice"

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/13 06:31 PM

Meh. I have zero confidence in the FBI.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/22/13 11:06 PM

" Jezebel: Fat cumdumpsters who graduated from mediocre liberal arts colleges, wear crap purchased off Etsy, and are on a perpetual righteous feminist crusade to get fashion mags to feature more obese nigras. " -ED...

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/13 04:38 AM

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/13 07:59 AM

That's a normal night for him.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/30/13 06:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

Lori should just go into business with Shy Love and Kayden Kross. They could call the agency "FLOP 1, LLC."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/09/13 10:33 AM

Originally Posted By: JasonH

We already knew the little whore does creampie. That's how she landed on MTV in the first place.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/09/13 08:34 PM

"He wanted to have sex; not fuck, not make love, to have sex."

---Piipsqueak, explaining what his definition of "is" is.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/14/13 08:27 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

The little erotic fiction story in the mag was called "hippy chick bangs horse" and it was not about heroin.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/15/13 08:02 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

Nah, after the Jig Profile incident, he started shaving both sides of his hand.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/13 08:29 AM

When you lose Mad magazine, you've lost the public.

-- Barry the Pirate

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/13 10:41 AM

Sign of the times. Cronkite in the 60's, Newman in the 2000s.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/13 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: NitneLiun

When you lose Mad magazine, you've lost the public.

-- Barry the Pirate

i don't think you realize how pure the truth is in that statement barry. that was excellent.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/13 08:21 PM

Originally Posted By: NitneLiun

When you lose Mad magazine, you've lost the public.

-- Barry the Pirate

Originally Posted By: LouCypher

i don't think you realize how pure the truth is in that statement barry. that was excellent.

Youse guys are talking farm league. Now, when you've lost The Minion, as Ace did a few years back. . .

Originally Posted By: DoronD

This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/16/13 10:29 PM

Never claimed pro status. I'm just clever a couple of times a year.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/18/13 05:53 AM

"There is no mute button on PD. No reset, no rewind, only replay and it's stuck."

--Backdoorman

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/20/13 02:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

... it was mostly anal IR, and even a few black creampies thrown in for shits and giggles.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/29/13 03:00 PM

That's not a half bad idea

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/29/13 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

What was her particular aversion to buttsecks?

If I were to guess, I'd lean toward the fact that I liked it. She was one of those types that if I said "white", she'd say "black".

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/29/13 04:27 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/02/13 06:37 PM

from this thread.

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

Blackules, the inner ethnographer in you is starting to bud, to bud like Gauge's Gape. Your depiction of the white trash habitus is inspirational. You must request a sabbatical and plan a research trip across the southeast. It will be like old times, sans dogs, water cannons and hanging effigies.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/04/13 08:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Mark_J

few things are as intimate as being reduced to human 2-ply.

from this thread...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/10/13 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat

You don't have to look at her face when your tongue is in her ass.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/13/13 10:22 PM

"Thanks! - Irvino, ADT regular....

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/13 08:13 PM

"Misogyny is a man feeling the same way about women that they feel about each other." - some commenter at Takimag

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/13 08:25 PM

That is a good one. I'll be using that.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/13 10:41 PM

That's a good one, for sure. They always say that women with more guy friends than girl friends are an immediate red flag, but I don't think I've ever met a chick that wasn't all "I only have guy friends. I don't get along with girls because they're superficial and catty" There seems to be very few exceptions to this phenomenon.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/19/13 06:44 PM

"Looks like she poopin from her cooch"

-you know who at this point

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/19/13 07:07 PM

Thank you. I didn't use "looks like she's eating a turd" on the southern belle I/R pic, because I was holding out for that line.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 05:06 PM

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 06:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

The place was packed; had to wait over 30 minutes, so I went to take care of other business. 90% or so of the clientele were black people. I was the only white person in the waiting area.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 06:46 PM

You're not White.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

The place was packed; had to wait over 30 minutes, so I went to take care of other business. 90% or so of the clientele were black people. I was the only white person in the waiting area.

You have to post about it in the correct thread. I want details. Preferably pictures also.

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 07:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

The place was packed; had to wait over 30 minutes, so I went to take care of other business. 90% or so of the clientele were black people. I was the only white person in the waiting area.

Preferably pictures also.

See the lunch thread.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 07:44 PM

I was talking photos of the funny looking creatures in the waiting area, not your food.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 09:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

The place was packed; had to wait over 30 minutes, so I went to take care of other business. 90% or so of the clientele were black people. I was the only white person in the waiting area.

Niggas Love Red Lobster

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/13 11:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

You're not White.

you need the right hat to be white sometimes..

Posted by: fartz

jerkules, the man, the myth, the legend - 10/06/13 09:17 AM

Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg don't show up at the Country Music Awards, but they show up at the VMAs. Plus, I think this broad wants to inherit the gays when Cher and Madonna croak. That aint gonna happen if she spends her time wearing nagger hatin hats and pointy toed fag stomper boots singing about coon dogs and trailer homes.

Who else?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/01/13 10:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Kill it with fire!!
Pour bleach in my eyes!!!
What has been seen can not be unseen....

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

If it has a vagina, Brandon would shoot him.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/11/13 08:42 PM

"No one jerks off more than the far right. They just don't want you knowing they like sex. Keep in mind Jessica Hahn became famous for fucking Jim Bakker. No relatively hot piece of ass has ever became famous by fucking Andrea Dworkin."

--The Unknown Pervert

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/16/13 08:59 AM

"Dear Joe Smith, You may be stuffing some good things in your mouth, and I am happy for you, but the trash that issues forth from your mouth is as detestable as the slime they scrap from the floors of the butcher houses. I will be asking the moderators of this public forum to consider blocking you for obvious violations of their terms of use. You will need to find a different venue to vent your infantile, mental sludge. Best wishes, Bob Ginsky"

i keep forgetting when i'm on other forums.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/16/13 10:15 AM

What did you post to generate that response?

Posted by: tattypatty

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/29/14 01:20 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/03/14 04:34 PM

"who doesn't love racially ambiguous ugly chicks"

dude on another site, in regards to someone saying this broad is hot:

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/03/14 08:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Rocky Mountain Mike @RockyMntnMike

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/06/14 09:48 PM

Originally Posted By: vash

in her mind is debate creation theory vs; evolution

Originally Posted By: vash

after sex she checking in mirror for soul; no is gone

I lol'd. Who is this guy?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/12/14 06:08 PM

Originally Posted By: nassim

This. We're all vigorously heterosexual, but GAYDT has a cock free banner.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/13/14 03:23 PM

All? What about Cocksucker? It's not very dl.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/16/14 09:07 PM

"HipHop is a contest to see who can tell the biggest lies. Its why the American Negro has the lowest rates of home ownership in 60 years, the lowest college entrance and graduation rates and the shortest life expectancy. The American Negro has the highest murder and incarceration rates. HipHop is like gang life. Its a complete scam that tricks the majority into working for the benefit of a few. These negros that call themselves "sneaker heads"? Buying ugly chinese made shoes that have no resale value? Yeah they are part of this scam. Rick was a correctional officer who spent time listening to the stories of real criminal now spending their lives in prison. He knew young uneducated negros would love his story telling. The ignorant are always easily impressed. Critical thinking is a skill you usually learn in college. " - a guy commenting on a Vice article. Refreshing.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/18/14 05:52 PM

"[World Star Hip Hop] is garbage. It almost never shows us doing anything positive. I'm quite sure its probably owned by a white man." - Tritone

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/18/14 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty

"HipHop is a contest to see who can tell the biggest lies. Its why the American Negro has the lowest rates of home ownership in 60 years, the lowest college entrance and graduation rates and the shortest life expectancy. The American Negro has the highest murder and incarceration rates. HipHop is like gang life. Its a complete scam that tricks the majority into working for the benefit of a few. These negros that call themselves "sneaker heads"? Buying ugly chinese made shoes that have no resale value? Yeah they are part of this scam. Rick was a correctional officer who spent time listening to the stories of real criminal now spending their lives in prison. He knew young uneducated negros would love his story telling. The ignorant are always easily impressed. Critical thinking is a skill you usually learn in college. " - a guy commenting on a Vice article. Refreshing.

thats a (fake)rick ross reference. rogans had the real freeway rick ross on a few times.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/18/14 08:52 PM

it is . officer ricky was just a fat loser CO who became a pretend gangster. what is hilarious is dat dem youfs don't seem to care.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/20/14 04:44 PM

how offensive would it be if I'm the one that gags2puke when I'm going to town on myself and not a single lady is in my audience, allmost xxxpt-like? -brandon iron

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/23/14 02:00 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick

Originally Posted By: vash

in her mind is debate creation theory vs; evolution

Originally Posted By: vash

after sex she checking in mirror for soul; no is gone

I lol'd. Who is this guy?

Yep, these were both great.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/08/14 11:00 PM

from the duke whore thread.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Maybe he's got hats and tshirts and foam pimp hands.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/10/14 03:21 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/13/14 08:27 AM

Oh for fuck's sake. Porn reduces fucking down to pretty much the lowest common denominator (and I'm okay with that) and PWs are bent out of shape because people treat it that way...

-tattypatty

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/19/14 04:54 PM

"Field Mexicans are more expensive in TN than CA because of the shipping charges."
-Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 03/19/14 09:59 PM

Thanks, Bro. That was a lay up though.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/06/14 03:13 AM

I was watching an episode of the original Star Trek earlier and it was the one where someone stole spock's brain and the crew beam down to chase it down.
The cavemen on the planet live without women. McCoy asks one: Where are your women? The guy is confused. They gesture and he replies...

oh, the givers of pain and delight.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/06/14 03:46 AM

McCoy was a very well written character.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/23/14 10:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

You care and its obvious. On your deathbed you have to face up to the fact you couldn't even make friends with a board full of perverts and misfits.

to CheesyPoofs

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/10/14 03:35 PM

At least your people were chosen by God. Tritones peeps were chosen at auction. -jerkie

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/26/14 02:15 PM

Besides Leah(Luv) you do just as many drugs as Billy(Glide) did so shut the fuck up you stupid whore.

---Alana Evans

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/26/14 03:14 PM

I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/26/14 03:29 PM

Thanks TUP. It is quite lovely and delicious looking.

Posted by: Generizer

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/14 12:28 PM

Really? Earl Miller is still alive?! Annnd working?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/14 01:10 PM

Yes. He lives in Vegas with a woman he met a few years back and, collectively, their nine cats. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/14 01:23 PM

That was just the best pic of her cornhole I could find on freeones. No clue how old it is.

Posted by: Generizer

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/27/14 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Yes. He lives in Vegas with a woman he met a few years back and, collectively, their nine cats. I wish I was kidding.

QOTD worthy.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/31/14 03:56 PM

"Any list of MILFs that has Karen Fisher, Sam 38G, Kayla Kleevage and Lisa Lipps in preference to India Summer says a lot more about the list-maker's preference for freakishly large implants than it does about anything else."

---Rear Admiral

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/05/14 12:45 PM

"she'd be good for the ego. think about it. you're gorilla pounding that skinny body into the couch, you look up, and her eyes are crossed. big win. big.fucken.win."

-Lou

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/05/14 07:13 PM

props from the willie d. that's another big win.

thanks brotha.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/10/14 10:30 AM

"I can only fap to the Max scene because (Bonnie Rotten) hates that it exists."

--Jerky

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/10/14 01:57 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/11/14 10:31 PM

"the right to bear arms and the right to free speech is a deadly combination, USA" My idiot Canadian friend who is now an American citizen. She is a preachy dolt.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/12/14 07:22 PM

Posted today by local porn whore ZoeyPortlandxxx:

My whole life is a lie
Jun 12 2014 06:48PM more by Zoeyporn

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I just found out my parents are not my parents and that I dont know my real family. Maybe if they really wanted a daughter it would be easier but the fact is I was used. They never wanted me and only needed me to help themselves go in to hiding. I thought all my life that it was normal but Ive only lived my life and so I had no clue on what normal is. Now looking back I can see that it wasnt me that wasnt lovable it was my 'parents' with the isssues. As much as I love my family they have never looked out for me or my best interest or they wouldnt have done what they did. I know that they somewhat care but its not what I deserve I am a person. Who are you? I knew when I woke up yesterday but since then I have changed many times
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This whore right cheer:

One for Mr Bougie:

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/12/14 08:33 PM

if they in any way paid for her tits then i agree, they're bad parents.

she seems to have good teeth though.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/12/14 11:22 PM

Self-loathing and pushups.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/14/14 04:00 PM

" Tell me where else you’ve seen a guy with a hard cock, start pissing in a girl’s mouth, throat-fuck her several times, pull out, and still be flowing!? And how about pissing into a girl’s cranked-open asspipe, her giggling while she sucks it out with a hose? Tell me that buddy boy." -Max , in that old ADT thread.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/14/14 07:58 PM

The Great Communicator, buddy boy.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/19/14 10:36 PM

"Whore daughter and in a Duran Duran tribute band. Some dudes really do have it all." -- Barry The Pirate.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/20/14 08:47 AM

Thanks, Kingfish.

Posted by: Generizer

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/22/14 08:24 AM

Bitchy Resting Face -- I love it. The primary ingredient distinguishing a woman with whom you want to have dirty nasty sex with from one you want a relationship with. -Bon Vivant

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/24/14 07:51 PM

Originally Posted By: NitneLiun

What are two "professions" where you find people who really can't do anything else successfully? Teaching and porn.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/24/14 10:05 PM

"Sustainable porn. Free range sluts and zero carbon emission mopes. It's a bold frontier out there." -- Bluecipher

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/06/14 07:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

On the U.S. version of Shameless, the character played by Joel Murray goes out to his ice fishing cabin, weighs himself downs and jumps feet first into an open ice hole on the lake after he realizes that his daughter was a whore after seeing a video of Frank Gallagher -- William H. Macy -- fucking her. He realized that the daddy-daughter purity ball didn't take.

I wonder if the father of this cock-sucking whore will exit life's stage left similarly after finding out about it.

source

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/06/14 07:44 PM

Thanks for the props Lou.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/06/14 07:46 PM

no..thank you. keepin it real

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/08/14 11:13 PM

"It's not a buffet of needs. It's the bill of rights. Upholding the rights to which you are not favorably disposed is good medicine, a prophylactic against infringing the rest. " - a guy on a gun blog , schooling some motherfuckers.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/09/14 01:47 PM

Tough to follow that but whorebot kicked some truth...

Originally Posted By: whorebot

Once you go Sheen - you can never get clean

Posted by: TurboCamel

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/11/14 08:07 AM

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine.

Bruce Lee

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/18/14 09:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

I like my mashed potatoes and cotton candy 'fluffy', not my broads.

Amen to that, Brutha.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/18/14 10:23 PM

Thanks Jerky.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/18/14 11:17 PM

Yer on a roll, man.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/19/14 07:45 AM

You really are. great stuff, KF.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/20/14 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

Wow, Siri used to be sort of sveltish with big tits. Now she looks like the an iron age fertility goddess statue.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/21/14 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry The Pirate

"Erotic" and "Dick Nasty". Two things that don't go together.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/21/14 09:00 PM

That cocksucker has always skeeved me out.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/07/14 08:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Fucking a midget is the kind of thing you want to try but don't want anyone to know about, even the midget if you can help it.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/07/14 09:50 AM

You beat me to it, Jerkules.

That is the most quotable quotation that I've seen in months.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/13/14 03:40 PM

" For those too squeamish for war, social justice is the next best racket". -Matt Forney, over at Taki.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/15/14 09:01 PM

"Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza."

---Simi Valley P.D. via XBIZ

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/16/14 07:16 AM

.....no testicles were evident.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/23/14 05:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Getting angry over a black dude fucking a white whore for money on camera is like getting mad that a black dude used a white urinal.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/07/14 09:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

If it was the 1800's, that'd be a pic of my wife, my lawnmower and my slave.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/08/14 01:17 AM

Thanks, Jerks. I think this is my first time being quoted in this thread.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/13/14 03:33 AM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla to the squeeker

You're using too many big words to try to come across as smart, always a great way to sound like a pretentious prick. not saying you are (or aren't), but that's the 1st thing I think of when people use completely unnecessary big words to get a simple point across.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/15/14 10:50 PM

"And AIDS. You forgot to mention AIDS." -JasonH

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/16/14 11:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand

What's with all the people eating endless salad and bisquits in Red Lobster?! - Eating endless shrimp makes me feel classier than them.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/19/14 06:38 AM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I've never discussed reparations for my ancestors losses. Go to NYC, Detroit, Chicago or DC and you can see the score has been settled.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/21/14 03:07 PM

I wanted a new jamesn signature, but I'm undecided about which of these to choose.

Quote:

why not have 50 parolees try to jerk off onto a kodiak bear tethered to maybe a 25-foot rope? yes, some would get mauled to death naked and trying to ejaculate onto a huge, angry bear but it'd be entertaining, no?

Quote:

that's just cytherea expelling a dead-fetus on set for cash. pay it little heed, she's desperate. drugs will make you do terrible things.

Quote:

i didn't watch much tv as a child, perhaps that's why 2 felonies IS a lot to me. actually, it IS a lot of felonies unless you're a sexual predator unfit to contain himself around children. so do you cheer skeeter on while during his violent sex crimes to?

Quote:

i'm not sure what bromic acid does to bugs, but BORIC acid is the shit that kills bugs. it's a fine white powder-speaking of which, does anyone know of anything really toxic that resembles this in color and consistency? i'm interested in getting some and selling a half ounce to fayner.

Quote:

have you ever seen what a smartt left unmolested and feeling it won't be attacked will do to your furniture? your children? you'll be cleaning the slime out of them for weeks, now kick it to show it who's boss!

Quote:

i bet ac's jerked off to the thought of putting a chicken patty between two cheeseburgers. my main concern is that his arteries will kill him before i get to.

Any of those better than the other?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/21/14 03:19 PM

No. 2. There hasn't been a Cytheria reference in a while.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/21/14 04:46 PM

I like 2 as well though for different reasons.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/26/14 10:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

I wanted a new jamesn signature, but I'm undecided about which of these to choose.

Quote:

why not have 50 parolees try to jerk off onto a kodiak bear tethered to maybe a 25-foot rope? yes, some would get mauled to death naked and trying to ejaculate onto a huge, angry bear but it'd be entertaining, no?

Quote:

that's just cytherea expelling a dead-fetus on set for cash. pay it little heed, she's desperate. drugs will make you do terrible things.

Quote:

i didn't watch much tv as a child, perhaps that's why 2 felonies IS a lot to me. actually, it IS a lot of felonies unless you're a sexual predator unfit to contain himself around children. so do you cheer skeeter on while during his violent sex crimes to?

Quote:

i'm not sure what bromic acid does to bugs, but BORIC acid is the shit that kills bugs. it's a fine white powder-speaking of which, does anyone know of anything really toxic that resembles this in color and consistency? i'm interested in getting some and selling a half ounce to fayner.

Quote:

have you ever seen what a smartt left unmolested and feeling it won't be attacked will do to your furniture? your children? you'll be cleaning the slime out of them for weeks, now kick it to show it who's boss!

Quote:

i bet ac's jerked off to the thought of putting a chicken patty between two cheeseburgers. my main concern is that his arteries will kill him before i get to.

Any of those better than the other?

i haven't looked for it but the one about smartt offering to babysit in a pinch and molesting the fuck out of your kids is pretty fucken epic.

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/14 05:20 AM

The question:

Quote:

Say you have a new squeeze, and some fairly good condition but used sex toys, you can't upcycle them right?

I have some dildos and somesuch and I'm pretty sure a couple of them weren't ever used as they are doubles (shipping error).

My inner monologue is telling me to not be cheap and skalie and to buy new things each and every time you meet a partner.
Then the fat Flip on my shoulder is whispering "bleach that shit nigga, she'll never know"...the cheap fucking fuck.

Some women (the insecure nutjob ones) will insist you buy a new bed if you slept with an ex in your current one, but I am sure MOST women would expect you to purchase new rubber cocks, plugs and beads.

Is there dildo etiquette? What if they were only used on me? What if your ladyfriend seems the type to not care if they've been used?

The response:

Quote:

Just get a dog to lick them clean in front of her. Your dog, hers, a stray, it doesnt matter.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/14 05:24 AM

Good one.

Insertion implements should be replaced, unless they are glass or metal and can be sterilized. Striking implements and restraints you can reuse.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/14 09:04 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

I wanted a new jamesn signature, but I'm undecided about which of these to choose.

I was thinking that, given recent events, any of the fine jamesn quotes in this thread might be appropriate.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/14 09:25 AM

In light of current events, I was thinking about when the whores dead husband and baby pic were posted, and jamesn made his monumental comment.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/28/14 06:08 PM

haha yeah it was. fucking gold.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Brandon Lines - 10/08/14 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty

Fair enough, Carolinian crankypants. But he's done some amazing work...

I don't disagree with that. I laugh at him a good bit and especially after this last rational (on his part) exchange with c3x. He is somehow so "differently enabled" that he just bounces back again and again like a punching bag.

As I said- he is a moderator himself and if he so chooses he can move your OP out to be just about himself.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Brandon Lines - 10/08/14 09:36 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty

Fair enough, Carolinian crankypants. But he's done some amazing work...

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/12/14 08:18 PM

Make it so.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/12/14 08:19 PM

im guessing by chrissies silence i can guess the answer to my question.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Brandon Lines - 10/12/14 09:43 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

which reminds me about a question i have for chrissie,is jules jordan the one actually directing those transexual activity dvds?i remember you posting once saying he told you at a con he might have a project for you,or something along those lines.im guessing by the fact i havent seen you in the trailers for any of his straight releases thats what he was talking about.

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

twinkstian dont dodge my question.

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

im guessing by chrissies silence i can guess the answer to my question.

Frankie, you ever think that maybe he has things do that take priority over hitting the board? Maybe you could even post your questions in a thread that's not Quote Of The Day to get his attention?

Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Brandon Lines - 10/12/14 11:12 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs

which reminds me about a question i have for chrissie,is jules jordan the one actually directing those transexual activity dvds?i remember you posting once saying he told you at a con he might have a project for you,or something along those lines.im guessing by the fact i havent seen you in the trailers for any of his straight releases thats what he was talking about.

fuck no Jules didn't direct those movies....he bought them from Kevin Moore. Jules=homophobic douche

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Brandon Lines - 10/13/14 09:39 AM

oh.i guess kevin moore picked up a taste for it during all those years working under joey silvera.and not liking shemen doesnt make you a douche chrissie.jules still wouldve been one of my favorite directors even if he had gone over to the dark side of the force.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/13/14 05:05 PM

"Frankie... you could even post your questions in a thread that's not Quote Of The Day to get his attention."

--- Jigaloo

"Frankie, if you don't take this whole conversation out of Quote Of The Day right the fuck now, if you respond to this or any other post in this thread right now, Ima call your P.O. and have 'em make you finish out whatever time you may have left. Take it to the recently relocated CX3 Shill thread, fer fuck's sake."

--- Me, right the fuck now, Frankie.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/13/14 05:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

Her tit looks like Leatherface.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/18/14 05:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

He could fuck a dead octopus in the mouth with its beak hooked to his bunghole until it sprayed ink all over his scrotum and keep good wood the whole time.

Would that be considered necro-beesty? A whole new jondra.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/20/14 07:46 PM

"And Nietzsche hasn't rolled in his grave so hard since Sasha Grey."-gia in reference to war machines final thoughts

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/22/14 07:02 PM

"Streetwear’s opposite where I had a terrible relationship with my dad. Or people who just grew up mostly without dads.

…single moms…

Guys kind of grew up without a father figure, and so they’re always looking for a dude’s approval and validation. So, if you go to a Streetwear party, it’s just all dudes checking out each other’s shoes and posturing and trying to wear the coolest clothes for other guys. And they’re totally fine with there being no girls.

That’s so true though. All these Streetwear parties, it’s always a sausagefest.

If that happens in normal life, it’ll bother straight guys. They’d be like, “Dude, this is a sausagefest. Let’s get out of here.” Streetwear parties, it’s like, “I don’t care. Let’s get wasted.” All these dudes hanging out alone. It’s really homoerotic and strange.

Even skate culture.

Yeah, skate culture too. It’s very intertwined.

Which makes you guys so appealing to us, ’cause even growing up, I remember the skater boys never gave a fuck about us. We would go watch them in the park and we’d be sitting there all day watching you guys, and it’s like—

We don’t care.

—we don’t exist. Like all you want to do is skate and we don’t even matter."-bobby hundreds(owner of hundreds shirt company)interviewing asa akira

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/25/14 09:03 PM

Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry

If I wanted to have my sexual encounter devolve into a woman riding you while crying, I would of stayed married.

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/25/14 11:00 PM

whoa. this is a whole new jondra out there

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/25/14 11:31 PM

YEah, I would of corrected the grammar.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/05/14 03:50 PM

"Porn is in the shitter and you both have AIDS" -........

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/13/14 10:23 PM

Too many tits. Too many Asian whores. On a porn board. First World problems.-barry

Posted by: stupidblonde

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/14/14 04:12 PM

why stand when you can kneel

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/14/14 10:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla on Kacey Jordan

i didnt even know walruses had penises!-some gay dickhead on a tattoo show after being presented the challenge of etching tattoos on a walrus phallic bone

Posted by: Steezo

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/11/14 06:02 AM

Suck balls you Canuckistani jabroni. If as a nation America celebrated Kwanza, you moose fucking halfwits would spend December frying chicken, while guzzling Colt .45, and giving yer kids grape blunt wraps.

America makes the fuckin world go round, so no other country matters.

-- Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/11/14 09:42 AM

Thank you. Sometimes these fuckers forget how things work.

Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/11/14 04:56 PM

ar·ro·gance (noun): an insulting way of thinking or behaving that comes from believing that you are better, smarter, or more important than other people.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/13/14 07:34 AM

"This aint a titty thread Frankie."

---Jerkules

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/13/14 07:46 AM

Not my best work, but hopefully effective.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/13/14 07:53 AM

Maybe next you can teach him that there can be only one hottest GIF of the day. Speaking of which, people can just go watch a porno rather than look at 500 milliseconds of a porno on repeat.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/13/14 08:08 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Not my best work, but hopefully effective.

I'm going to violate my own insistence that Quotes-of-the-Day should neither be acknowledged nor commented upon just this once, because if I don't, Frankie will turn this into another thread about him, as he's tried in the past.

Frankie:

Don't comment on this. Don't acknowledge it. Just let it seep through whatever crevices exist in your nacho-und-fake-tit-addled brain.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 12/13/14 08:08 AM

Eh, I post a few pics at a time in HPOTD. And there is value in gifs. Frankie just doesn't understand moderation. Dude is either full go or full stop.

Posted by: Jerkules

"WTF kind of porn star is she? Both of her hands are visible in that first pic and she isn't giving the camera the middle finger with them."

---Steezo

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/21/15 09:20 PM

Originally Posted By: some broad on a message board who just said this to me

My lonley asshole cries out for you.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/25/15 08:10 PM

"Here (Lisa Ann) speaks passionately about the differences between hookers and pornstars. When I use the term 'speaks passionately,' what I mean is the way she's talking reminds me of every argument I've ever had with a girl who's high on coke."

---Steezo

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/29/15 03:16 PM

This is actually gia jordan. I had to use an alt I'D to communicate that Tony and I dated for 3 seconds last year. I wish for him to move on and get over it. I have tried being friends and business acquaintences, but it's evdently not what he wants. We're both in the same industry, so all I wish for is peace. (And that T-Mobile would block calls.) My definition of peace includes not hacking into my emails, myspace acct, etc to write to other people as me. Luckily, these people have been made aware of the situation and understand. I can't believe that I am banned all because I didn't feel the need to tell Tony my whereabouts when, really, I just wanted to drop off supplies he needed for a shoot and be gone. I feel no need to respond after 55 missed calls and 20 missed texts. I'm not angry. I just want to be left alone. Thanks for putting my life up on the Porn Enquirer aka lukeisback. If leaving xxxporntalk solves the issue, then so be it.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/29/15 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Crocodile

This is actually gia jordan. I had to use an alt I'D to communicate that Tony and I dated for 3 seconds last year. I wish for him to move on and get over it. I have tried being friends and business acquaintences, but it's evdently not what he wants. We're both in the same industry, so all I wish for is peace. (And that T-Mobile would block calls.) My definition of peace includes not hacking into my emails, myspace acct, etc to write to other people as me. Luckily, these people have been made aware of the situation and understand. I can't believe that I am banned all because I didn't feel the need to tell Tony my whereabouts when, really, I just wanted to drop off supplies he needed for a shoot and be gone. I feel no need to respond after 55 missed calls and 20 missed texts. I'm not angry. I just want to be left alone. Thanks for putting my life up on the Porn Enquirer aka lukeisback. If leaving xxxporntalk solves the issue, then so be it.

When was that from? Myspace? Gotta be long ago.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/29/15 05:23 PM

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/gia_jordan.htm

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/29/15 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Crocodile

This is actually gia jordan. I had to use an alt I'D to communicate that Tony and I dated for 3 seconds last year. I wish for him to move on and get over it. I have tried being friends and business acquaintences, but it's evdently not what he wants. We're both in the same industry, so all I wish for is peace. (And that T-Mobile would block calls.) My definition of peace includes not hacking into my emails, myspace acct, etc to write to other people as me. Luckily, these people have been made aware of the situation and understand. I can't believe that I am banned all because I didn't feel the need to tell Tony my whereabouts when, really, I just wanted to drop off supplies he needed for a shoot and be gone. I feel no need to respond after 55 missed calls and 20 missed texts. I'm not angry. I just want to be left alone. Thanks for putting my life up on the Porn Enquirer aka lukeisback. If leaving xxxporntalk solves the issue, then so be it.

5* post.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/30/15 07:08 AM

Isn't that actually quote of about 9 years ago. Wtf?

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/30/15 08:34 AM

Pussy on a pedestal.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/30/15 09:02 AM

Are there enough stories to make a Funny Tony Malice Moments thread?

My fave was the last time Donkeybots were posting his cell #. This was after Malice was gone and Steve was running the site. There was no one around, so I said "Fuck it." and sent a text to the # that was posted. "Hey man, Donkey is posting your info on the board again." I wish I could have seen the look on his face.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/30/15 08:46 PM

"Bruce Jenner has announced that he's undergoing treatment to become a woman. so, here we go again with a story about deflated balls."

--David Letterman

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/02/15 10:51 AM

"They make little if any money. Girlsdoporn is structured as a nonprofit. Any profits are plowed back into the enterprise- paying for better dildos, costumes and props, dental care for the models, and contributions to the Ted Adorno Foundation for Better Porn Modelling. These bold men and women are at the cutting edge and tip of the spear of Better Porn for the 21st Century. I am humbled every time I fap to their work."

-BlueCipher

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/06/15 08:28 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

I'm turning 40 in a couple months. If I had the $$ I'd get a vasectomy, so I would only have AIDS to worry about. One good thing about AIDS is you don't have to send it child support.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/06/15 08:56 AM

Thanks, bro.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/13/15 10:29 PM

Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP

I don't have friends...

Truer words never spoken. I hope you choke on a tranny shoving a borscht down your worthless gullet.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/21/15 01:15 AM

Emma Mae videos >> MMA videos.

-Bender, my good friend.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/21/15 11:51 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty

Emma Mae videos >> MMA videos.

-Bender, my good friend.

Bender? Sherdog?

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/22/15 01:15 PM

Bender Flight Distance. Check out his new record. It's good.

http://flightdistance.bandcamp.com/album/high-priests-of-low-life

http://flightdistance.tumblr.com/

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 02/22/15 07:11 PM

They're quite the name droppers.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/01/15 10:15 PM

Originally Posted By: artwilliams

Pornstars finding Jesus. Yet another bad life choice.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/12/15 08:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Two oddball expressions in one post. Under your rainbow unicorn avatar beats the heart of a poet. And underneath that is a rapist.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/13/15 02:00 PM

Stolen from a Family Guy ep.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/02/15 10:06 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

What work ethic? She's a whore.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/02/15 02:51 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/04/15 09:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/15 03:55 PM

I suppose the more severe piercings separate the abused from the merely abandoned.

- dude from another site talkin bout bitches w/ clit or pussy piercings. It seemed like a line that belonged on XPT.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/15 05:50 PM

^ It does, as does this

"The blue haired whore is a nice broken toy."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/27/15 06:30 PM

Thanks.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/28/15 04:49 PM

Originally Posted By: jamesn

i hope you get help brandon, i was silent through the trichotillomania that left you bald. i kept my mouth shut when your pyromania led you to burn down jilly kelly's house, but you're falling deeper and deeper into dissociative identity disorder and with your love of fire and persistant kleptomania i fear for the lives of those around you . i'll say a prayer for all 9 of your self-devised realities right after i have the gay posing pics printed by the thousands and stapled to every telephone pole within 4 miles of RLD/PXP.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/28/15 08:09 PM

Your "quote of the day" is from a guy who's been dead for several years now.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/29/15 10:28 PM

That doesn't make it any less apt or eloquently hilarious.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/30/15 12:48 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

That doesn't make it any less apt

I'm pretty sure that it does. Maybe I'm being pedantic, but I believe "quote of the day" refers to something that was said the same day, or close to it.

Posted by: JasonH

Re: Quote Of The Day - 06/30/15 10:04 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Originally Posted By: Willie D

That doesn't make it any less apt

I'm pretty sure that it does. Maybe I'm being pedantic, but I believe "quote of the day" refers to something that was said the same day, or close to it.

Unfortunately, nobody really says much of anything quote worthy around here these days so you have to dig up the old shit.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/06/15 10:36 AM

""Hiatus", "comeback" and "career". The 3 saddest words in porn." -Barry

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/07/15 09:13 AM

Thank you.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/27/15 01:08 PM

True love is measured by how often you have buy a new tube of lube. ~ Guy on another site.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/04/15 07:45 AM

Hall of Fame broadcaster and the world's leading hater of slow paced baseball games Denny Matthews after getting through the fifth inning two and a half hours after the first pitch with no weather delays.

"That finishes the fifth and I would imagine a lot of fifths are finished by now."

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/10/15 11:42 AM

" A girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Naomi would sound like shaking a box of kitchen matches."-Willie D

Posted by: charin

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/10/15 07:24 PM

From the Bernie! thread:

Originally Posted By: Steezo

OH please, please, please let him win the nomination.

Posted by: Meat_Piston

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/20/15 04:54 PM

Hipsters don't pay their rent, their parents do.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/22/15 10:51 PM

"Well when you're asking one guy to eat out another guys asshole there has to be some sort of incentive. For you maybe it was a bag of chips and a bottled water, for me a gun to the head. To each their own. It just seems like a hard way to earn a buck or two..." -Blue

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/15/15 06:26 PM

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:

"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

"No you didn't."

"Wait, what? Yes we did..."

"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

"Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."

"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"

"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."

"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?" - Faisal Saeed Al Mutar

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/19/15 08:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Over Lord on Bree Olsen

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron

...When I have nothing to do, I post nonsense here.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/17/16 05:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D -to pedo don

Even John T Bone is ashamed of you.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/17/16 06:01 PM

In this rant, Doony fantasizes about throat fucking someone with an adam's apple. No shit. I just copy & pasted it with no edits.

PORN GOD LONG DIRECTOR AND COMPANY OWNER WANTS TO HIRE U TO SHOOT SOME THROATPIE STUFF FOR A NEW SITE BRANDON SO HIT HIM UP ON SKYPE

Brandon_Iron: Very kind of God Long.

Heather Deep: U MUST TALK A LOT OF SHIT TO THE GIRLS ABOUT THE FAGS RUINING PORN AND WARN HER ABOUT THE GAY MAFIA AND GAY PIMPS IN THE BUSINESS AS PART OF THE INTERVIEW CASTING

Brandon_Iron: Leaving Los Angeles was not a good move in terms of production. I know this now.

Heather Deep: LOL BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS JUST ACTING RIGHT

Heather Deep: YES TONS OF DESPERITE FAGHAG PORN HOOKERS THAT WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK IN LA

Heather Deep: THE INTERVIEW CAM GO SOMETHING LIKE SIT DOWN U STUPID WHORE, DO U KNOW IM STRAIGHT MALE PORN GOD BRANDON LONG

Heather Deep: GOOD NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN DO U KNOW YOUR A DUMB CUNT THAT IS GOING TO GET HIV FROM ALL THE FAGGOTS THAT ARE FUCKING THE WHORES IN PORN

Heather Deep: DID U NOT LISTEN TO SUPER HERO DONNY LONG AND PWL OR ARE U DEAP DUMB AND STUPID

Heather Deep: THEN U CAN PROCEED TO THROATFUCK HER ADAMS APPLE TILL ITS DROPS OUT THE BACK OF HER THROAT AND THEN BLOW A LOAD SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT IT COMES OUT HER POOP SHOOT AND MAKES HER CRY

Heather Deep: SOUND FUN?

Heather Deep: THEN U CALL BACK HER AGENT DEREK HAY AND TELL HIM THAT HIS FAGHAG HOOKER WONT BE GOING BACK TO WORK FOR HIM LOL

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/19/16 05:48 PM

"She reminds me of drinking yourself sober. She's done it all so often and so well it just doesn't have the same affect."

---Backdoorman

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/21/16 08:04 AM

^thanks hehehe

Posted by: Max Rhino

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/26/16 09:12 AM

"I havebever been a drinker even divlcially my whole.life. i fo nit like a drunk I fonit get drunk i have been drunk two times when i eas young eith my mom on chamoagne znd once t a vn award nite with few brandys thats ir."

-- (An obviously sober) Dana Hayes

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/16 03:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

Dana's pleas are a recursive in medias res. A Mobius strip of despair.

Beautiful!

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/16 05:32 PM

Thanks Willie!

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/16 05:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

Originally Posted By: Kingfish

Dana's pleas are a recursive in medias res. A Mobius strip of despair.

Beautiful!

Eloquent.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/16 09:05 PM

For the uninitiated:

Mobius Strip: a topographic shape which has no point of orientation, i.e., no definable start or end.

Mathematically speaking:

In medias res...starting an epic story in the middle of the action. Horace said that Homer did not begin his epis, "From the egg."

Posted by: windsock

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/27/16 10:02 PM

Can a mobius strip actually exist? I followed its surface several times in that illustration and it made no sense. And those maths are beyond anything I can absorb.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/28/16 05:05 AM

Based on folding a rectangle so I believe so. Is it based on the dimension in which it's perceived?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/01/16 07:14 AM

Faceblaster todays FTW
"well, he had to have some explanation for how it ended up up his ass."

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/02/16 11:06 AM

This made me LOL!

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron on Tanner Mayes

She explained the different colours of Xanax bars to me but I've forgotten.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/02/16 12:02 PM

Faceblaster's response to backdoorman's contention that Ronald Reagan was "one of our best ever" Presidents:
"Were you an adult in the 80s?"

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/03/16 08:07 AM

I was indeed. He obviously had warts like any president but overall was one of the best. And fuck you very much.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/03/16 04:23 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock

I fucked a real life woman. She was warm and comfortable. She farted. I loved it.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 05/24/16 10:49 PM

I hate to quote myself, but since Brandonna's so hell bent on deleting it:

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/05/16 08:27 PM

"If you could really help me eat hot girls ass for a living, I'd think you'd charge more than $19.95 "

---One of the Arts, to Brandon

Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Quote Of The Day - 08/20/16 05:31 PM

Brandon, are you suggesting there's something not gay about selling your semen-encrusted boxers to dudes?

J.B.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 09/27/16 12:09 AM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert on Hillary in the first debate

All you have to do to crush her is raise the bar... Instead he went full license plate tonight. Never go full license plate.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/16 04:11 AM

"Porn Whores used to pay me to write their ads thre because they were too stupid to wright their own."

---KidRibz

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/16 06:57 AM

I'm sure he only drinks while posting here, not while writing ads.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/16 08:29 AM

I'm curious to see the ones this editorial genius rejected from the whores themselves. I get the feeling they're more intelligible.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/16 09:52 AM

Does this have something to do with the Wright brothers?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/10/16 10:01 AM

Don't even have nothing to do with "Rick" Orville Wright.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/29/16 12:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Jake Malone's Ghost

sociopaths are not known for having a sense of gratitute.

Posted by: Meat_Piston

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/29/16 07:29 PM

"When life gives you AIDS make lemonaids"

--Sarah Silverman (jewess, comedien)

Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/09/16 12:47 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

President-Elect, Trump.

What a colossal fuck you this election was to Crooked Hillary, Barack Hussein Obama, the corrupt, lying media, the lying pollsters who tried to steer the election results and all of the limousine liberals in Hollywood. Let's see who actually follows through on their promise to leave the country if Trump wins. And why did any of them think it mattered to the rest of us in the first place if they leave? Like I care where Cher or Bryan Cranston live.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/09/16 01:06 AM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2

Originally Posted By: Steezo

President-Elect, Trump.

What a colossal fuck you this election was to Crooked Hillary, Barack Hussein Obama, the corrupt, lying media, the lying pollsters who tried to steer the election results and all of the limousine liberals in Hollywood. Let's see who actually follows through on their promise to leave the country if Trump wins. And why did any of them think it mattered to the rest of us in the first place if they leave? Like I care where Cher or Bryan Cranston live.

Cranston was never going to top Breaking Bad, so we don't need him around anyway.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/01/17 12:25 PM

Mike Quasar:

No more porn press releases please. Nothing we have ever done is "amazing" or "groundbreaking". People fucked. We hit the record button.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/02/17 06:16 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Mike Quasar:

No more porn press releases please. Nothing we have ever done is "amazing" or "groundbreaking". People fucked. We hit the record button.

I've seen his NaughtyAmerica work, he is right. Bored the hell out of me after a month subscription.

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

If it's long enough to make a bitch upchuck her Starbucks pumpkin spice latte and Trader Joe's organic chick peas it's long enough.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/30/17 08:27 PM

Originally Posted By: charin

MAGA = Manafort and Gates Arrested

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Quote Of The Day - 10/31/17 09:31 AM

^ LOL

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/18/17 07:58 AM

"Can I facefuck you until you puke and don't want to do it anymore and leave audio of the event on your father's voicemail?"

-- Sock

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/21/18 01:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Like I would let someone try to explain something to me that I don't agree with.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 04/24/18 11:02 PM

Adria Rae @adriaraexx
24h24 hours ago

I think my biggest struggle as a pornstar is trying to figure out how the shower works in random houses

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/06/18 08:49 AM

"I did not want to hurt her. What kind of a creep do you think I am? 8 was the most that would fit. She was very stretchy. I had 6 fingers in her ass at one point and she politely asked me to ease up a bit as I had just got done fucking her ass. She seemed to really enjoy it when I played with her cervix. I did a little bit of the max hardcore push the asshole out through the cunt and push the cunt out through the ass thing. I offered her a red bull for the ride home because she was tired and she said they were bad for your health."

--- License Plate/FBF/CxGqFu

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/13/18 12:09 AM

So in conclusion, as your financial advisor, I think your precious children have potential for a career as tiny exploited gape-angels. Headstand horse-play, dwarf-dom, vanilla gay-for-pay (probably with a Christmas-themed script where they star as naughty cookies or dangling bulbs who won't sit still). We've talked about this before, and you've shown reluctance in the past, but it's still not too late to simply boil them alive and harvest their organs for the Chinese Pingping market. It's flush right now, swollen. We could teach them to farm WoW gold points and use them as bitcoin mining slaves in my own basement. We could restrain them with the TOSLINK cables, if they're not too brittle from years of neglect. I think you could make $2 a day filling out online surveys.

Ciao (call me),
Unrepentant Ball of Nightmare Flesh

Nobody is really sure what causes autism, but I just read an article in Game Informer which 100% proves that you have scarification on the part of your brain that makes it possible to understand or love other human beings - pretty much the only reason most people value their own lives. Your entire journey, cradle to grave, is going to be spent in incurable separation from all things of value. You're physically incapable of actually experiencing life as a human being; your only option (which you've clearly already explored) is to manipulate yourself, staring at a computer screen, until your penis gives a wet physical response and stickies the palm of your hand. The moment you learned to masturbate was the last significant step towards wholeness you will ever make.

Your proximity to pornography and engagement with prostitution is waste of money. I think it's very unlikely that anyone will notice your financial relationship with broken & exploited women and ever confuse you for some dynamic or interesting pimp character. Porntoken is an extraordinarily unprofessional looking venture - it is impossible for any neurotypical person to look at your shitty logo and cruel, low-rent DVDs and mistake it for a functioning generator of wealth. If that was an attempt to transition from passive consumer to creator/participant, it failed.

Pornography is your primary and final relationship, and it is one you are failing at. You're going to slowly oscillate from sleep towards meaningless and silent orgasms until you die.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 11/13/18 04:09 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx

So in conclusion, as your financial advisor, I think your precious children have potential for a career as tiny exploited gape-angels. Headstand horse-play, dwarf-dom, vanilla gay-for-pay (probably with a Christmas-themed script where they star as naughty cookies or dangling bulbs who won't sit still). We've talked about this before, and you've shown reluctance in the past, but it's still not too late to simply boil them alive and harvest their organs for the Chinese Pingping market. It's flush right now, swollen. We could teach them to farm WoW gold points and use them as bitcoin mining slaves in my own basement. We could restrain them with the TOSLINK cables, if they're not too brittle from years of neglect. I think you could make $2 a day filling out online surveys.

Ciao (call me),
Unrepentant Ball of Nightmare Flesh

Nobody is really sure what causes autism, but I just read an article in Game Informer which 100% proves that you have scarification on the part of your brain that makes it possible to understand or love other human beings - pretty much the only reason most people value their own lives. Your entire journey, cradle to grave, is going to be spent in incurable separation from all things of value. You're physically incapable of actually experiencing life as a human being; your only option (which you've clearly already explored) is to manipulate yourself, staring at a computer screen, until your penis gives a wet physical response and stickies the palm of your hand. The moment you learned to masturbate was the last significant step towards wholeness you will ever make.

Your proximity to pornography and engagement with prostitution is waste of money. I think it's very unlikely that anyone will notice your financial relationship with broken & exploited women and ever confuse you for some dynamic or interesting pimp character. Porntoken is an extraordinarily unprofessional looking venture - it is impossible for any neurotypical person to look at your shitty logo and cruel, low-rent DVDs and mistake it for a functioning generator of wealth. If that was an attempt to transition from passive consumer to creator/participant, it failed.

Pornography is your primary and final relationship, and it is one you are failing at. You're going to slowly oscillate from sleep towards meaningless and silent orgasms until you die.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/07/20 07:22 PM

Remember when you had to pay for porn and water was free? - Alan Hamel

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Quote Of The Day - 01/08/20 03:56 AM

Great quote. Reading it made my morning.

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Quote Of The Day - 07/17/20 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher

There is anal at the end of this tunnel.

Describing the hopefully successful return of Dana Hayes into the jiz biz after scores of previous unsuccessful attempts.