Kara Bare exclusive scar pics!

Posted by: TonyMalice

Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 12:41 PM

Kara Bare dropped by the office today (she just got out of rehab, apparently) to show us her suicide scar. She says she took 4 Xanax bars (equivalent to 16 Xanax) - I'm no MD but I'm guessing that's a lot.

Try as hard as I did I could barely photograph the mark on one of her wrists from her 'suicide attempt.' She doesn't do anal, so my guess is this bogus suicide attempt was the only other way she could get attention.

Pics..


Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 12:42 PM

Closer...

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 12:44 PM

More...



Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 12:46 PM

Crazy whores.


Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 12:53 PM

Nice papercut.
Posted by: Kara Bare

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 01:01 PM

What a great time I had at JM productions.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 01:09 PM

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What a great time I had at JM productions.




Thanks for coming in, hopefully we can degrade you for the viewing pleasure of our fans very soon.

Malice
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 01:11 PM

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What a great time I had at JM productions.




Thanks for coming in, hopefully we can degrade you for the viewing pleasure of our fans very soon.

Malice





How about for Donkey Punch?
Posted by: Kara Bare

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 02:00 PM

You know the number you can contact me at.

Degrade me when you're ready!
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 02:22 PM

Kara ohh you sooo FYNE. I Wanna fuck that slitted wrist with my cock and jizz the wound shut. I'll Jizz the wounds shut and fuck all the suicdal thoughs straight out your mind girl!


I apologise for the song i dedicated to you. I was pissed at the world cause the maui waui i purchased from Mr. Brown was schwag. Nutting personal babe! Dont even ask bouts the email sent to moms and pops!

I got xanax if you need some .

Love,
Guapo
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 02:53 PM



Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 04:22 PM

Kara, that picture of you (clothed) is utterly adorable. I am pleased to hear that you azre on a more even keel, but please don't get too well grounded or you will quit making prurient images for men to jack off to.

Now get back in there!
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 04:25 PM

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Crazy whores.







So much for taking time to straighten your life out. Oh wait a minute, this is the porno-world.

Kara, I must say you have one fine looking shitter along with a cute face.


Posted by: steveb

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 04:37 PM

I would like to say something similar, but use the word "bottom". Which is much nicer.

As is your shi... errr... I mean bottom.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 04:45 PM

I thought when you tried to commit suicide that you were suppose to do it horizontally, not vertically?

She is totally adorable, I would love to see that cute chunky face smeared with smelly man jizz.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 05:24 PM

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I thought when you tried to commit suicide that you were suppose to do it horizontally, not vertically?





no it's the opposite.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 05:31 PM

I'm glad that after a long stint in rehab, agonizing months of therapy, and a nice extended vacation, that Kara felt strong enough to come back to work.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/13/06 07:48 PM

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I thought when you tried to commit suicide that you were suppose to do it horizontally, not vertically?





no it's the opposite.


Thank you, that is what I meant to say.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 12:09 AM

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You know the number you can contact me at.

Degrade me when you're ready!




Kara Bare For Donkey Punch!
Posted by: TeriJoSnortsCoke

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 12:31 AM

she looks really good...let the degradation begin!!!

glad to see you healthy and once again happy
Posted by: 3SB

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 05:41 PM

Are you fucking kidding me? Those are the scars? Good grief. Come here bitch. Let me kill you. I'll show you how it's done.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 08:44 PM

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Are you fucking kidding me? Those are the scars? Good grief. Come here bitch. Let me kill you. I'll show you how it's done.


This is signature worthy.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 09:07 PM







That girl needs a dick in her arse on film like yesterday.

I think unless you are like super super super super hot or have some niche speciality anal is pretty much like taking your clothes off, pretty much a prerequisite.


I've seen suicide-attempt scars, and everyone knows you cut along the artery, not across it for maximum effect. So no anal, drug abuse is so passe, gross weight loss is getting old, freaking out is pretty gauche, so why not a suicide attempt for some publicity?


I hope she sorts out whatever it is she needs to sort out.
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 09:16 PM

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What a cute girl.
Posted by: DHaswood

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 09:54 PM

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Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/14/06 10:58 PM

I feel sorry for her, i want to help her like i helped the artist formerly known as genesis skye.
Posted by: ben

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 06:46 AM

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Do girls regularly walk into the JM Productions office and take off their clothes? Why was she there? Looking for work?
I worked out what "Kara Bare" relates to - "Care Bear"

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 06:59 AM

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Do girls regularly walk into the JM Productions office and take off their clothes? Why was she there? Looking for work?





Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 10:29 AM

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I worked out what "Kara Bare" relates to - "Care Bear"





Toot, toot...you've caught The Last Year Express.

Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 10:42 AM

Anybody that attempts to kill themselves and doesn't succeed are two things:
1) They are doing to get attention and pity while they have no real intention of killing themselves. Those people need to be thrown into a mental ward with a fucking straight jacket and throw away the keys
2) Those that actually attempt it and don't succeed are poor human beings and losers. They can't even succeed at doing one thing they desperately wants so bad. They deserve no pity either.

But if Kare Bare decides to try to kill herself again...Kara please call me so I can fucking stream it on my site as a news brief!!

It would be great to stream the exclusive footage of your suicide.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 10:45 AM

How about you abandon your XPT keyboard warfare, go back and work on that blog of yours?
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 10:51 AM

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How about you abandon your XPT keyboard warfare, go back and work on that blog of yours?




I simply have more than my blog buddy. I shoot nearly 50 scenes a month. I am working on my blog. I'm working to get exclusive rights to broadcast Kara Bare's suicide.

I didn't know we were supposed to be politically correct, sugar coat everything, or kiss peoples asses on here.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 10:59 AM

dude can you fix your site so these banners and avatars work again, or eliminate them from your profile.
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 11:02 AM

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dude can you fix your site so these banners and avatars work again, or eliminate them from your profile.





What do you mean fix my site so these banners and avatars work again?
Posted by: JRV

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 11:03 AM

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Anybody that attempts to kill themselves and doesn't succeed are two things:




It's, uh, not uncommon for people to screw things up while on drugs. Even a suicide.
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 11:04 AM

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Anybody that attempts to kill themselves and doesn't succeed are two things:




It's, uh, not uncommon for people to screw things up while on drugs. Even a suicide.




Point proven. They should be locked up either way. It is illegal in California for attempted suicides. The penal system will put you away for your safety.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 11:28 AM

So you shoot 600 porn scenes per year.

Please...for whom?
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:03 PM

I sell content. I shoot for about 20 websites. That's why I've been in Prague for the last month shooting. Don't need to put out my laundry list of people I shoot for. I've been shooting long before you were cleaning cum stain undies from your wet dreams.

I just finish shooting Barbara Summer and Suzie Diamond

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:08 PM

C'mon keyboard commando...name them. Otherwise you'll be considered a poser by everyone here, and those who read it.
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:09 PM

I just posted a picture of Suzie Diamond. I have a shoot with another on Sunday so I'll post a picture of her hold a sign saying "Fuck You Willie D" if you'd like.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:13 PM

Name the websites bitch!

Your blog renders to a Czech address, so no wonder no one has heard of you here.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:15 PM

Oh forget it. I have other things to do than sit here and debate porn with an idiot.
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 12:18 PM

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Name the websites bitch!

Your blog renders to a Czech address, so no wonder no one has heard of you here.




Just because my servers are from Czech doesn't mean I'm not from the states asshole. I live in Orange County. I'm the idiot? In the world of borderlessness of the internet, the location of my server defines where I'm from.

How do you know no one knows me when you don't even know my name asshole. I prefer to remain anonymous for a reason.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/27/06 01:32 PM

Damn, did the limp spirit of Ryan Knox cross over into this myporno loser or what? With all of his boasting, I'd say he's smokescreening something about himself. Incontinence, deep seated misogyny, small penis, or something. I can't see why anyone would bring this kind of turd-tossing bluster if they weren't feeling horribly inadequate about themselves. Maybe his Czech whores shivved him and took his bus pass, I don't know. I think he needs a hug.
Posted by: Bad_Bad

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/28/06 02:35 AM


Most people who attempt suicide fail, slitting your wrists and attempting to shoot yourself in the head are the most common failures.

As stated slitting across the writs is tantamount to failure. Most people who attempt to shoot themselves in the head put the gun along side their head and squeeze the trigger. Usually they pull down on the back of the gun and the bullet does damage to the cerebellum, brain damage is the result. Even a clean through and through, through the cerebellum, is no guarantee of success, a permanent vegetative state is most likely. If you're alone and you attempt to shoot yourself in the head put the gun in your mouth, try to keep it level because if you hit the medulla oblongata, you're done. Hit that you shut down your nervous impulses, you won't breath and your heart won't beat.

Even jumping from a height is no guarantee of success.

When I was in the Air Force, stationed in the Philippines, a "Holy Roller" gave me a ration of shit for spending time with a multitude of "Bar Girls." One day he wandered off base and paid a "Bar Fine" and had sex with a "Bar Girl."

Later to assuage his conscious he went back to the bar and asked the girl to marry him. She refused because she had another guy on hook who made more money. He returned to the base, went to the second floor balcony, tied the cord from a floor buffer around his neck and jumped.

He broke both his ankles.

I live near a bridge over the St. Clair River/Lake Huron and people jump from our bridge all the time. Even the Golden-Gate bridge, sometimes people hit the water flat and they break their backs and are paralyzed, they wash up ashore and spend the rest of their lives in the hospital (usually dying of pneumonia or gangrene from bed sores.) Of course some of the suicidal divers go straight in and stick in the mud under the bridge in the channel, that's got to suck. Instead of drowning they suffocate.

Of course I was watching a program the other day and they said that there are three times the number of suicides in the united states than there are murders.

If you must kill yourself, please do something worthy of mention at http://www.darwinawards.com.

Kara doesn't have to do Anal to make me happy, though I think she would look pretty good if someone were to make her air-tight.

I'd like to see her try for a world record ingesting copious amounts of semen, or eating creampie.
Posted by: mypornoreview

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 01/28/06 04:58 AM

You are completely right. People that attempt to kill themselves by shooting themselves fail miserably by pointing the gun on the side of their head. Because of the backfire of a big gun, the hand gets cocked back and the bullet typically goes through part of their brain which might keep them alive but in a vegetative state.

What they need to do is put the barrow instead their mouth pointing to the roof of their mouth.

As far a slitting your wrists, people that slit their wrist perpendicular to their arm is doing it wrong. They need to do it parallel to their arm in between the tendon of their wrists.

2 other painless ways of killing oneself is start your car in the garage and keep the garage closed and have your car windows rolled down. You'll die without even knowing it after about 10 minutes of carbon dioxide poisoning.

And for the drug addicted whores, shoot a gram of black tar heroine which you can buy for about $10 in your arm.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 03:43 PM

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2 other painless ways of killing oneself is start your car in the garage and keep the garage closed and have your car windows rolled down. You'll die without even knowing it after about 10 minutes of carbon dioxide poisoning.





I decided to bump this because I miss MPR getting flamed, plus, it's one of his first encounters with WillieD.

And then I read his suicide suggestion. I'm not a grease monkey, but I'm pretty sure that the catalytic converter in the BMW M5 (presumably his daddy's) which MPR posted pics of would eliminate a lot of the carbon MONOXIDE in a car exhaust if you tried to kill yourself.

Damn. I hate being a wise ass after the event, but the douche bag couldn't even get this fucker right. Idiot.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 03:46 PM

Sorry Conky- the dude was right. His knowledge of suicide techniques is spot on. Might take a smidge over ten minutes if you didn't pipe the exhaust through a cracked window into the car but the cat converter doesn't affect carbon monoxide levels. (He did mistakenly say DIOXIDE, but it'll still kill you dead as a hammer).
Posted by: Conky

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 03:50 PM

Pre-cat and low lead gas, absolutely, but it's a lot harder with all that exhaust blocker now. I'm willing to concede it until I talk with a medical professional who will then pass my details on to a psychiatrist for evaluation. If they find out I post here, I may be gone some time...

But he did get his monoxides mixed up with his dioxides, so I feel I own the moral high ground on him. Oh, and the fact that I'm not a nasty little racist gives me bonus points too.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 03:54 PM

Whatever. Whoever you talk to will give you the same lesson you just got on this here porn-forum. The cat converter is nothing but a way of super-heating the exhaust gases to cause complete combustion of the complex hydrocarbons, rendering simpler byproducts such as carbon monoxide.

But whatever man, go back to "DROPPING FUCKING LOADS!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 03:56 PM

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You are completely right. People that attempt to kill themselves by shooting themselves fail miserably by pointing the gun on the side of their head. Because of the backfire of a big gun, the hand gets cocked back and the bullet typically goes through part of their brain which might keep them alive but in a vegetative state.

What they need to do is put the barrow instead their mouth pointing to the roof of their mouth.

As far a slitting your wrists, people that slit their wrist perpendicular to their arm is doing it wrong. They need to do it parallel to their arm in between the tendon of their wrists.

2 other painless ways of killing oneself is start your car in the garage and keep the garage closed and have your car windows rolled down. You'll die without even knowing it after about 10 minutes of carbon dioxide poisoning.

And for the drug addicted whores, shoot a gram of black tar heroine which you can buy for about $10 in your arm.




This post should be a pop-quiz for a high school english class - identify and correct all the errors!
Posted by: Conky

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 04:23 PM

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Whatever. Whoever you talk to will give you the same lesson you just got on this here porn-forum. The cat converter is nothing but a way of super-heating the exhaust gases to cause complete combustion of the complex hydrocarbons, rendering simpler byproducts such as carbon monoxide.




Yes, I now concede the point and floor.

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But whatever man, go back to "DROPPING FUCKING LOADS!!!!!!!!!"




And now you've gone and ruined it! Damn you Biff with your knowledge of my real identity!

CASHIN' FUCKIN' CHECKS!!!!

Damn you!
Posted by: JRV

Re: Kara Bare exclusive scar pics! - 11/30/06 09:44 PM

Has she succeeded yet?