Where do I send my porn movie script ideas

I've written about 10 porn movie scripts/ideas. Some are like the Jonathon Morgan type parady thing.
Any chance I could sell, or should I buy a box of matches now and set light to them? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />

heres a match dude

Dude,
I read somewhere a couple of months ago that Digital Playground was looking for scripts. Honestly though, I don't watch porn for any kind of story. Have you ever seen these tramps attempt to act? They suck bad (pun intended). The only decent stories I can think of were shot in the '70's and early '80's. I'm sure Henri Prickhard would second that notion.....oh wait, he's gone head-first in the shit list. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" /> Good Luck Though.

@Owen, m8

Well, they're not "scripts" as such, just different takes on the porn format. I mean, there's no mass of Shakespearian dialogue to learn.
It's more of a different porn theme. For example I have this insane idea of breathing new life into THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN movie - the original starred Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen in 1960.
It's a porn version of that, with a big difference!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

@Plumb...no thanks, m8, you keep that match for your cigs.

Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You're trying to write and sell porn sripts written on spec? Grab those matches, dude...

Before you sell one of those scripts pigs will fly, Cynara Fox will be off pills, Jewel De Nyle will be condom only no anal, and Rob Black will be in the AVN Hall of Fame.

TimCase

DON´T SEND. They´re just going to steal your ideas and pay you squat. Personal experience.

You never though but. Thanks for the advice and support! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />