Dave 'Dead Man Walking' Cummings is now MIA?

Posted by: Owen S Mouth

Dave 'Dead Man Walking' Cummings is now MIA? - 05/10/03 01:52 PM

In response to a post Dave Cummings wrote regarding the typical flakiness of a porn 'star' Grip Johnson posted this:

Heya, Dave. Every whore is top of the pops when she's sucking your dick. And, speaking of pops, you're old. Modern Maturity Magazine recently did a study that showed older men often develop a father/daughter relationship with the younger women they fuck. It's part of that empty nest syndrome. Now, I understand things must get boring at the home. Bingo and shuffleboard can't be all that exciting. You need to fuck young whores. I applaud you for that. But, remember, Dave, Vandalia isn't your daughter. She's just a flake and a disappointment to her own family.

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Grip "You're on my Shit List, Fucker" Johnson
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In my opinion this post left Dave feeling a little down. As I write this he's probably at home right now watching re-runs of Matlock and Murder She Wrote while shooting up a hybrid mix of Viagra and Crank. Poor Dave, he was left so bruised he never came back. I am worried though that he'll report this site to the American Association of Retired People for cruelty and discrimination of the elderly. Whatever, it was still the funniest post here yet. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" />