masturbating techniques

Masturbation is the nearest form of wit available to the porn nerd. Quote from Luke Ford.
TS.

Lower shaft throttling comes later for me, on the 'home stretch'. Head-kneading for openers - kinda like when you shake someone to wake them up... "yo, rise-n-shine, dude, time for yer daily exorcism!"

Yeah...I like to make an "ok" with my one hand to slide up and down the shaft...this motion seems to get me hard quickly.

Then...I do straight stroking (usually while watching a porno). I sometimes use the tip of my pinkie finger to "tease" the fenulum).

Then Eventually.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...sweet release. Of course, this is all much more enjoyable when you have a female participant.

Yeah, I heard that - but then it's 'mistress-bation', isn't it?

Speaking of jacking off...I invented a new technique myself, I like to call "the grip and dip". Next time you get a chance try it. All you need is a big fat girl with a huge pussy and little lube. Then just fist fuck her and jack off in her pussy at the same time. I'll be releasing the tape very soon on my site. Any ideas what I should name the tape?

Zack Miles
Southbound Productions
www.dirtydirector.com

Oh.. Shit I almost forgot. I had a dog bone up her ass, too, for a while. But that's strictly optional. Consult your physician before you try these stunts at home. Your feed back is greatly appreciated.

You can click the attachment link above to view a shot of this pig.

I always think of sex when I masturbate. It helps a lot.
LB.

Yeah, I heard that! I tried it once while contemplating the Middle East peace process, and it just wasn't the same...