Yay! I'm off restriction!

Posted by: gia jordan

Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 01:03 PM



Hey party people,

I just wanted to write a quick message and let everyone know that gia jordan is off restriction! Yay!

BUT I won't be posting regularly for the next week because I am off to Germany for the Venus Fair in Berlin! It's gonna be out of control, and if anyone reading this is gonna be there send me a PM and we will hang out in person!

I haven't been out of the country in four years. My passport picture is VERY strokeworthy. I will post it too when I get back in town.

I will be coming back with pics!
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 01:24 PM

auf Wiedersehen, baby.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 01:40 PM

Hey Gia,

I hope you have a great trip and don't get Brazzled while you are out there.

Malice
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 03:01 PM

Gia you one fine looking lady. Undoubtedly the finest specimen on xxpt next to tony malice of course. Id love nothing more than to make sweet sweet love to you then bust my nuts all over your face, take a picture and send it out as my holiday card for all to admire.

Guapo
Posted by: zenman

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 03:29 PM

Turtlenecks on whores = I don't know why I like that look.
Posted by: RENFIELD1

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 03:34 PM

ZENMAN, you are right. Turtlenecks are very very sexxxy. Gia Jordan is a truly beautiful woman..

Have a wonderful safe trip Gia. Look forward to seeing some pictures of your trip when you return.
We will miss you for sure.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 2cums

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 05:23 PM

Gia,

Have a great time in Germany and enjoy yourself.

Are you going to shoot any content over there? And congrats for rehabbing yourself from computer addiction!
Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 05:28 PM

Hello, Gia. How are you today?



Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 09:06 PM

Enjoy the Fatherland! See you when you get back!
Posted by: Steph

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 09:35 PM

Quote:

Turtlenecks on whores = I don't know why I like that look.



Because the turtleneck reminds you of the foreskin around the head of a penis? Damn men think of nothing else, you perverts. If you were on ADT, I'd ban you.
Posted by: Eroticist Films

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/17/05 10:31 PM

WOW, you snorted cum off a mirror in an ALT-PORN movie.

You are one f'ing cool chick! Have a good time in Germany and if you find yourself in any awkward situations over there, just yell out "KLINK, YOU IDIOT".
Posted by: ben

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/18/05 08:32 AM

Quote:



Hey party people,

I just wanted to write a quick message and let everyone know that gia jordan is off restriction! Yay!

BUT I won't be posting regularly for the next week because I am off to Germany for the Venus Fair in Berlin! It's gonna be out of control, and if anyone reading this is gonna be there send me a PM and we will hang out in person!

I haven't been out of the country in four years. My passport picture is VERY strokeworthy. I will post it too when I get back in town.

I will be coming back with pics!



Do you have your computer on the floor too? :P
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/21/05 04:26 AM

Day 1 of Venus Fair in Berlin was the bomb and my 1 year of high school German is all coming back to me. And of course, I'm learning new stuff like 'Spritzen im mein arse.' Meanwhile, these hot Euro chicks I had dinner with were all over me. Steve Holmes and the nice folks at Platinum X invited me to an s+m club. His hair is super long now, remniscant of a cuter Jesus that likes ass fucking.

I had to take a cab to T-Mobile to buy a German SIM card for 20 fuckin Euros which gives me 7 mins.

I think porn is king in Europe cuz I got mad mobbed yesterday.

I'm at an internet cafe drinking Bitburger. I don't drink, but when in Rome...do as many Romans as you can.

I'm off to the show. The cab drivers are so polite here. They don't even try to rape you.


















Posted by: zenman

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/21/05 03:24 PM

Quote:

The cab drivers are so polite here. They don't even try to rape you.


Based on that info alone I'd say the trip was a success.



















Posted by: 2cums

Re: Yay! I'm off restriction! - 10/23/05 03:09 PM

Quote:



I think porn is king in Europe cuz I got mad mobbed yesterday.




I think you have that effect no matter where you go.

Dear lord, a drunken horny Gia