if your mother is a pornstar

Posted by: maged

if your mother is a pornstar - 08/15/05 01:59 AM

In some forums I wrote:
The mother of all questions in porn. What's your position and your behavion if you found your mother is a professional pornstar, fucking and sucking other men's big cocks on screen?
And some answers:

Dragonsbum
if mom's hot and shooting DPs for my favorite gonzo studios i would be very proud and congratulate her heartily. if she's doing Grannies, Fatties, Pregnant Bitches & a Midget to Boot or Mature Freaks & Funny Farm Fuckers (both from legend) i would immediately disown her.

Valentino
Ask her how she ended up there, and why she never told me before, because I'd find out sooner or later.
Whatever my next action will be, all depends on the answer of the first question. But if she just does it for fun, and not to pay debts or something or some drugs or whatever, I'd support her.
My father however would grab an axe and go on a killing spree to kill every guy that has been with her on film.

cobalt60
I could give less of a fuck. She ain't me, and I ain't her. Whatever gets her through the night and pays the bills.

cobalt60
Or couldn't give less of a fuck, as the case may be. Fucking bourbon.

Respect
i would avoid her movies.

Ghost Pro
I would jerk off to her movies then call my shrink.

Pornopunk
My mom is 46 and she looks much younger. She walks around in skimpy outfits and loves the attention she gets from men. I don't have a problem with that and neigther does my dad, since porn is about lust it's kinda the same thing. I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I wouldn't/couldn't watch her movies either. I think my dad would draw the line if she wanted to do porn.

Barrybrn
More power to her.

Francios
If she's happy who am I to judge her.

Planaria
My mother got me my first job in the industry, so what's fair is fair.

Asmodeus
I wouldn't have any problems if my mom (or dad for that matter) were in porn. As a matter of fact, my dad actually took naked photos of her early in their marriage. I have no idea if they still have the pictures but wouldn't it be something if they somehow ended up on the Net?

squirtfan1
I would tell her to invite some of her friends over for a get-together.

Dragonsbum
forsooth, i wouldnt mind having some hedgehog dna in my system since ive got a very very small penis and almost no body hair.

cobalt60
Fucking is such an innocent, natural human act. It's just fucking! The rest is all in your head.

Asmodeus
I can handle seeing my mom take on Justin Slayer and the pipe layers but the big question is if my dad can.

The Fly Is Open
What would I do if my mother was a pornstar?
Easy. Build up a list of connections and make plans to become the Crown Prince of Smutdom.

BigBobxxx
I would beg mom to let me be her suitcase pimp.

Uouoguy
I think if you're honest with your children, and you raise them right, they can accept whatever it is you do.
Posted by: maged

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 08/15/05 03:19 AM

If your mom is a pornstar...
What can you do?

Maged
Posted by: maged

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 05/07/06 03:43 AM

???
Maged
Posted by: loopnode

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 05/07/06 03:59 AM

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Maged




dammit.. this is terrible.
Posted by: RogueSpawn

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 05/07/06 02:03 PM

Thank the GODS my mom is a religious zealot.
Posted by: Anonymous

in memoriam: Mothers Day - 05/14/06 08:26 AM

wonder who will be the first to talk shit about the ladies today....
Posted by: ChairmanMiaow

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 05/14/06 01:22 PM

I would carefully cultivate a personality disorder and start writing questionnaire and lists obsessively on porn forums.
Posted by: maged

Re: if your mother is a pornstar - 06/11/06 06:12 PM

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