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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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" I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall

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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.