Porn's Most Outrageous Out Takes 4
This is the Tanner Mayes "meltdown". The entire main body of the movie is a guy following Tanner around with a BTS camera. That's it, over an hour of it. A bad day in the life of a porn whore. She is still a bit fucked up from the night before, or the days before, reminds me of a woman I used to party with who turned into a super bitch on downers. Maybe xanax? At any rate, she is confused about some facts, disrespected a little bit, and goes off for a good long while. I don't see what the big deal is. She did a good job in Gag Factor 28.
A couple facts of life - young women who get high a lot and think they are something, sometimes become quite a handful. And, Tanner, men will take advantage of such women given half a chance.
There are some bonus scenes in the movie also, and the Lesbian Bukkake scene that Tanner did. I reviewed
<CLICKY> the first Outrageous Out Takes, and I still don't get it. There is not much here to arouse me, not a whole lot of comedy, just a bunch of drama I could care less about. I've been bitched at by drunken women plenty enough in my life, why should I pay to see it once again? It's a little interesting for someone like me to see how the porno sets operate, but maybe I'm better off not knowing. Ruins the illusions. But, I said I'd review it, so here we go.
The Only Scene
Powers gives us an intro and some background. Says he loves Tanner. Says she was due at 8 AM and finally got there around 11. She had been seen partying the night before. Some other guys who were on set tell a little more about what happened, then we go on to the video.
She says she walked off a New Sensations set. She goes on about it as she is egged on by the crew. There are some pretty, naked whores standing around getting ready to piss on each other.
After the camera guy gets her to admit she was partying the night before, she shows us her ass.
In the smoking area she explained how she came to be arrested in Florida for passing out while going inside to get cab fare. Apparently she gave the cops a hard time. Yawn.
Gratuitous screen cap of nekkid chicks.
Here is a good view of the first problem - Tanner says these sores are from wearing tight shorts without underwear, and getting them wet. She says it is chafing.
The girl on the bottom in this part of the Lesbian Bukkake stops the scene when she sees Tanner's sores, and Tanner gets angry about it.
This is the point when the BTS cameraman starts to follow her around, and the thing starts to feed upon itself. She wants to just leave, but Powers eventually talks her into letting women piss on her. Or expel douche, whatever it is. But the truth is, they really like it when one of these whores loses it, they don't seem to do a whole lot to calm her down. Here Thrust tells the camera man to follow as Powers takes her away from the other girls in the scene to try to talk her into staying.
And on and on and on we go, as she explains about the chafing. They give her a cigarette and try to give her time to calm down, but she is all revved up on leftover candy and anger coming out sideways.
Of course, she says she doesn't want any of this footage shown. Right. She is followed all around the house that is set up for shooting, complaining about various things, and looking for her lost cell phone. The other girls seem to avoid her or just kind of look at the camera and snicker. She talks about some other whore stealing her money one time. The camera guy follows her and keeps her talking.
She finally finds her cell phone, it was under her luggage.
She seems to be in a better mood, and tells Powers she will do the scene. During this, she says she could do privates and make more money, and tells Powers he is hot and she loves married men.
She shows the other girls the chafing by putting her leg on the refrigerator.
Sometime in this whole mess, she has dropped her cell phone in the toilet. We learn it was fished out and Thrust didn't want to fix it because it had been in the toilet. It was put on top of a toolbox. Also, from reading elsewhere, she claimed the floor where the scene was being shot was filthy with all the dirt and expelled piss and douche water. Sounds like a pissy day on the Lez Bukkake set.
Now, the scene stops when they won't tell her what time it is. She's had enough.
Things get a little wilder now, she is very angry and she is wet with the bukkake juice. They tell her what time it is, but they are a little late with that, her trigger has been tripped. She refuses to finish the scene, and stomps around very angry. They argue with her about finishing the scene, kill fees, things from past sessions, and just arguing in general. Yawn.
Ya'll in California need to come out here to Ohio and hang at some of the country bars. You will see some real redneck women. Hell, a woman in my AA group shot her husband in the ass. So, this girl threw a computer monitor on the floor, big deal. Tearing the phone off the wall was a common occurrence when I grew up, and the Christmas tree usually didn't survive the holiday season when I started drinking myself. Tonya tore it down, I put it back up, and then I tore it down. Jesus Christ, I mean, Tanner got into a cab. A fucking cab. No wrecks, no cops, no emergency room, nothing, just making a pissy hissy fit.
I really like JM, but what is the point of this? That you upset a 19 year old whore? I can see how she may be a little hotter because she has spirit, she did do a good job of going off. But, here's some pics of it, and some of the silly shit she said, if you think it is anything unusual or special.
"I could care less about porn. I'd rather be a legal receptionist."
Here's the pissy floor they wanted her to finish the scene on, that cushion is very wet, too. But, I didn't hear her complain about the conditions on the DVD. I just heard that later. I would think if she insisted, someone could have cleaned it up in about two minutes and the scene could have continued, but she was too through to continue.
She says bye to the BTS viewers.
This girl flips her off behind her back. Tanner was 3 hours late, acted like a bitch, and fucked up the shoot. The other girls were not happy with her, a couple of them tried to help calm her down, but they realized a lot better than the guys did that it was hopeless. I learned that after living with Tonya for a couple months, once they snap, just get out of the way.
Well, well, well. A Bud Light. Ha!
"Can you give him an address or something?"
"What's wrong, you don't know your own address?"
"Not in Chinese."
She got a little way down the block in the cab, then they turned around when she realized she had forgot her cell phone, and didn't know where it was. This is when things got worse, and she threw the monitor on the floor. I think that's what the crew wanted her to do, at this point. If they couldn't make a bukkake scene, they would at least get good BTS to work with.
She is angry with Mr. Thrust. The idiot keeps trying to argue with her. You'll have better luck with umpires.
She did put the monitor back after she knocked it off. They should have just given her her cell phone and let her go.
They make fun of her for a couple minutes after she leaves, and Thrust says she is welcome back after she finishes rehab.
The End
The disk also contains Special Features. One of these is the edited version of the Tanner Mayes Lesbian Bukkake scene.
BTS from Girlvert 17 shows things deep inside a pussy.
American Gokkum 7 BTS shows Brooke Scott getting sick from drinking so much cum.
Like I say, Tanner Mayes did a good scene in Gag Factor 28, below. No tits for P.M.O.O.4, I fail to appreciate the jondra.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
nothing like a vertical smile. 
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