bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

Man, These are fucking hilarious. Please, add more!!!

Only if my star ratings go up. Mr. Satan has more stars than me, that´s rediculous!

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This series is particulary funny, cause it´s an 25-year GUY pretending to be a 14 y/o girl to lure perverts. All those logs are real, even the names.





djjohnnyquest2000: HI AMBER whats new ,have u ever had cyber-sex before
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I have, super hannah barbera dj 2000!
djjohnnyquest2000: are you interested in having cyber-sex right now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am! Call me haji!
djjohnnyquest2000: what exactly do u have on
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Pants and extras
djjohnnyquest2000: take it all of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You too
djjohnnyquest2000: i am done taking mine of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am too! I am naked
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking at me funny
djjohnnyquest2000: think about something that makes you very horny and start to touch yourself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is really wondering what's going on over here
djjohnnyquest2000: is your varina wte by any chance
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is a varina? And what is wte?
djjohnnyquest2000: my bad my typing sucks ,i ment is your vagina wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! a little bit! Is your penis wet?
djjohnnyquest2000: just a little, take your fingre and pass around your vagina and taste it tell me how it tastes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking over here
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I gotta go talk to him real quick
djjohnnyquest2000: hurry up so we can get started
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay I'm back, sorry!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wanted to know why I was on the computer naked
djjohnnyquest2000: what did you tell him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I told him I was talking to a doctor
djjohnnyquest2000: good.have you tasted yourself as yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I told him that the doctor told me to do that too.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If he comes you have to pretend you're a doctor OK or I'll get in trouble
djjohnnyquest2000: do u like how u taste
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's kind of weird - does this make me a lesbian?
djjohnnyquest2000: no way baby ,think about someone sucking your cunt and start to finger your self
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, I guess I will. What are you doing?
djjohnnyquest2000: playing with my dick.I want u to get an orgasm
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't know if we have any orgasms in the fridge. I'll check though'
djjohnnyquest2000: do you have a cucumber if so get the biggest one u have
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a sec, let me check
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ok i'm back - we have carrots, celery, lettuce and green beans
djjohnnyquest2000: take the largest carrot u have and start to fuck yourself with it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean? Like kiss it?
djjohnnyquest2000: no put it up your vagina and move it in and out of it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh weird! Ok! I understand so that's what sex is like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you put a carrot in your penis?
djjohnnyquest2000: no but if I were there with u I will put my penis in your vagina
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: With the carrot? Weird!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: ioh wait my dad's coming in the room again.
djjohnnyquest2000: no the carrot is just doing what my penis would of being doing if Iwere there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad wants to talk to you I'll put him on now
djjohnnyquest2000: sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hello? My daughter informed me she was talking to a doctor online.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a little new at these internet services so please be patient with me.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is wrong with my daughter?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes she is ,I am a gynocoligist ,I doing reasearch with your daughter
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can do research over the Internet? What kind of research?
djjohnnyquest2000: so far she seem's normal and healthy but i need to continue with her for a while longer
djjohnnyquest2000: yes ,once the patient gives honest reply's the info can be processed in the proper manner
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All right, that is fine. Where is your office located in case she needs to come in?
djjohnnyquest2000: _my office is quite in Grenada ,but none of the test subjects need to come here.For starters it's to far
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am concerned that my daughter may be sexually active and lying to me about it. What do you recommend I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: the best thing to do is to trust her and supply her with proper infr on abstanity and condoms so no matter what she does she will be well informed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you very much, doctor. Right now my daughter seems to have a carrot in her nether regions; is this part of your research?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting. Is there anything I can do here to assist you?
djjohnnyquest2000: not reaLLY i can take it from here, nice talking to you sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you for your time. You are a truly good man.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here is my daughter.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: hey
djjohnnyquest2000: hi are u ready to continue
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah ok!
djjohnnyquest2000: where is your dad
djjohnnyquest2000: are u still wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad went out to the garage
djjohnnyquest2000: do you know what to do with the carrot now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's just stuck in my vagina
djjohnnyquest2000: i want you to fuck yourself with it ,are u avirgin
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am a virgin - what should I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: shove it as far u as possible then take it out slowly and then shove it up again
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay.
djjohnnyquest2000: how does it feel
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow! Why did you tell me to do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It hurted!
djjohnnyquest2000: i think u just took your virginty congrats
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did you make me do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm bleeding
djjohnnyquest2000: continue fucking your self ,
djjohnnyquest2000: don
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No it hurts!
djjohnnyquest2000: then stop ,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is coming in he heard me screaming
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wants to talk to u again
djjohnnyquest2000: sir I CAN NOW ASSURE U THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS AVIRGIN SO NO NEED TO WORRY ANYMORE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, doctor?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why are you typing in capital letters? My daughter seems to be in some pain here.
djjohnnyquest2000: sorry about the capital letters ,don't worry the pain last a short perior if time she is ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What part of your research is this? She seems to have stabbed herself in her vagina with a carrot!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am trying to clean up the blood but there is quite a lot of it.
djjohnnyquest2000: let me talk to her before i go pleasr
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have some questions for you first, you have hurt my daughter quite badly.
djjohnnyquest2000: tell her to e-mail me at djjohnnyquest2000@yahoo.com i will write back and answer whatever she want's to kniw
djjohnnyquest2000: know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I have questions for you, sir. Why did you instruct my daughter to insert a 14 inch carrot into her vagina?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have called an ambulance for her.
djjohnnyquest2000: she was enjoying it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is obviously not enjoying it as she is lying on the floor crying and bleeding!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have read about your kind of doctors in the newspapers.
djjohnnyquest2000: she will get over it soon tell her bye for me please or let me talk to her
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She cannot type on the computer, she is bleeding all over the place! There is blood all over the carpet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am planning to investigate a malpractice suit against you.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye for now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't you leave on me you pervert! You have hurt my daughter and I will find you and make you pay!
djjohnnyquest2000: i will check on her tomorraw ,all she has to do is take a shower and get some rest
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is being taken to the hospital!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is bleeding all over, her insides are all cut up!
djjohnnyquest2000: so stop ranting and raving like a fucking lunitic please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is only 14 you pervert - how could you do something like this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What kind of person are you?
djjohnnyquest2000: how do u know that are u a doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not a doctor! I am a college professor!
djjohnnyquest2000: well stick to your job and i will stick to mine
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is your job, hurting young girls?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you sleep at night knowing that you have mangled an innocent young girl's reproductive organs?
djjohnnyquest2000: no i have to go now got a patient wating
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will find you, remember that, and I will hurt you for what you have done to my daughter.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you get your medical degree?
djjohnnyquest2000: do not threating me i have friends that can make u dissappear
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, you are the one who has hurt an innocent girl here. I am going to protect my daughter no matter what it takes.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, god, she's screaming so loud and crying so much!
djjohnnyquest2000: if i were u i will take care of my daughter don't mess around
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You did this to my little girl.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you do this?
djjohnnyquest2000: put your penis in her to stop the blood from flowing
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What?!?! You are sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am going to find out where you live.
djjohnnyquest2000: it's the only way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you - I am...
djjohnnyquest2000: do u want her to die
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Who are you? You are not a doctor!
djjohnnyquest2000: just do it man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you get off on this? Are you masturbating thinking about my poor hurt daughter? You are truly sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You hurt an innocent little girl who never did anything to you.
djjohnnyquest2000: you ass i am a DJ not a fucking doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you lied to me about that? What is a DJ, some kind of specialist?
djjohnnyquest2000: it was your daughter that wanted to have cyber-sex
djjohnnyquest2000: a music specalist
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is cyber sex?
djjohnnyquest2000: ask her ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is curled up in a ball crying! I am trying to comfort her I don't want to bring her into your sick world
djjohnnyquest2000: have u put your wood in her cuncun yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you do this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a 45 year old divorced man. The only thing in this world that I truly love is my daughter and you have hurt her.
djjohnnyquest2000: good bey ,go and have sex with her it will help u reliev the stress
djjohnnyquest2000: u dirty old man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are sick. I am going to have you investigated by the police.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: This kind of activity is illegal.
djjohnnyquest2000: I really live in Canada
djjohnnyquest2000: FUCK OF
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sure it's illegal there as well. Child molestation is a crime and you will go to jail.
djjohnnyquest2000: or do u want to have some sex to
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will be right back, the ambulance is here.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me sir, this is officer Mike Hardee of the San Diego police department, I have read the transcript of this cyber sex session you were having with Ms. Realey, may I speak to you for a moment?
djjohnnyquest2000: hi
djjohnnyquest2000: well say something
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, we seem to have a problem here.
djjohnnyquest2000: what's that copper
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There is a 14-year-old girl with minor internal injuries in her vagina seemingly caused by the insertion of a vegetable.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Her father claims that you instructed the girl to do so over the Internet and my reading of this chat log supports this assertion.
djjohnnyquest2000: she wanted to do this i am only 14 myself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is a crime to lie to a police officer, sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you just take this straight and play ir on the line with me we can get this all taken care of.
djjohnnyquest2000: i thought she new what she was doing tell her i am sorry tell amber to e-mail me when she get's better
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, answer the question. What is your age and location? Your Yahoo profile says you are 21 and in Wisconsin.
djjohnnyquest2000: anyaway i have to go dont gail me please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, I need you to answer some questions for my report; we can do this the easy way or the difficult way.
djjohnnyquest2000: plus i move tomorrow i will be going to england for some vacation talk to you when i get back leave me a number so i can contact u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I would request that you not leave the country.
djjohnnyquest2000: fuck u
djjohnnyquest2000: try and stop me coppre
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are under suspicion of a crime, sir, and anything you say or do can be held against you. I would like to get this handled without too much trouble.
djjohnnyquest2000: you piece of shit amber told me once that her dad molests he at night
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When did she tell you that? I would be glad to investigate those allegations.
djjohnnyquest2000: you should jail him not me bye
djjohnnyquest2000: if u want more info ask him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I still need some information from you. You are still being held in contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have records of you instructing Amber to place "the largest carrot she can find" into her vagina.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did you or did you not tell her to do so?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes u can't see it on the fucking paper
Yahoo! Messenger: djjohnnyquest2000 has logged out.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please contact your local police department as soon as you log back in. If you fail to do so, I will have Yahoo investigate your account and trace your IP.

eddyvetter: hey you with the pretty face - whats up girl?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not much - are you the lead singer of pearl jam?
eddyvetter: i wish i was - hehe actually my name is eddy vetrano - so i shortened it some - sorry to dissapoint you - *S*
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's too bad. I am not used to chatting with people who are not famous. Yesterday I chatted with famous rapper jay z
eddyvetter: you look like a model if i ever saw one
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
eddyvetter: your welcome = your pic in your profile is wild - such pretty eyes - even your nails are perfect
eddyvetter: you must have a ton of boyfriends
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not right now.
eddyvetter: what color are your eyes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Brown
eddyvetter: light brown - real pretty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you. Do you like rap music?
eddyvetter: great lips to kiss too
eddyvetter: i love rap music
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you rap?
eddyvetter: not really
eddyvetter: white guys cant rap - hehe
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yesterday I had rap cyber with Jay Z, it was great.
eddyvetter: really?
eddyvetter: thats so cool
eddyvetter: do you have a mike?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, we just typed
eddyvetter: oh
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It was hot! The best cyber I have ever had.
eddyvetter: you cyber rap huh? never met a girl who did that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Rap cyber is awesome.
eddyvetter: what is rap cyber - give me a sample
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm kissin your mouth, touchin you south
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's gotta rhyme
eddyvetter: mmmmm- sounds real interesting
eddyvetter: i'll try it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay!
eddyvetter: how about "kissin your lips, grinding my hips"
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good, but don't go too fast!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Take it slow at first
eddyvetter: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you ever cybered before?
eddyvetter: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You know girls like to take it slow.
eddyvetter: what do you have on now that you will be cybering in?
eddyvetter: i have on boxers and a wife-beater t-shirt
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a shirt and panties, it's early here / My dad passed out from too much beer
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's gotta rhyme, remember / They call me amber4ever
eddyvetter: you must look cute sitting there in those
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: RHYME
eddyvetter: lookin at your clothes, kissin your nose
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Kissin you back, your rhymes ain't wack
eddyvetter: feeling your hair, wishin i was there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Rubbing your chest, you rap cyber the best
eddyvetter: tuchin your face, all over the place
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sucking your finger, rubbing your stinger
eddyvetter: checkin your top, makes me wanna hop
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ooh this makes me hot
eddyvetter: feelin your breast, feels better n the rest
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Moaning with pleasure, touching my treasure
eddyvetter: licking your tit, your ass i wanna hit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you hit me I'l scream, this is like a bad dream
eddyvetter: tuchin your pussy- no i'm not a woosy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I rub against your hand, are you in a band?
eddyvetter: i dont really play- at least not that way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm rubbin my vagina, are you feeling finer?
eddyvetter: your panties need a rub, come sit with me in a tub
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My panties are on the floor, come give me some more
eddyvetter: my hard dick is ready, just to make you wetty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In my mouth I'll try, don't cum in my eye
eddyvetter: i wanna lick your lips, so move your hot hips
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Keep moving your face, I'm all over the place
eddyvetter: i'm not a twitty, let me rub your hard clitty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Rub as fast as you can, prove you're a man
eddyvetter: my dick is inside ya, use your hand to guide ya
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm rolling you on your back, my hand in your crack
eddyvetter: mmmmmmm- i like it that way - i love how you play
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Legs above your head, I'll fill you with dread
eddyvetter: your hotter than most-you make my heart coast
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I play with your colon, soon we'll be bowlin'
eddyvetter: i wish i could lick ya-my dick i would stick ya
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'll stick you too, pack in your poo
eddyvetter: is your nipples so hard? lets fuck in my yard
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I've whipped out my dick, gonna make you sick,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: With my cock in your ass, you won't be able to pass
eddyvetter: my cock is on fire - i'd bring your orgasm higher
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Gas or punt or run, fucking you is fun
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: As I thrust in and out of your turd-canal spout, you know what I'm 'bout, anal action with trout
eddyvetter: you so cool it hurts - gonna show you my squirts
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm gonna squirt too, in your asshole with poo, I made you a fag, you're now my bitch, skag.
eddyvetter: hehe - i dont really care - as i pull on your hair
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can't reach me dude, as I pack in your food
eddyvetter: suck my hard cock - its harder than a rock
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My rock hard schlong is twice as long
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm ripping your ass like I was King Kong
eddyvetter: let me suck it for you - and make it all spew
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you a fag, Ed? Because all fags should be dead.
eddyvetter: no more a fag - than you are a gag
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am no gag, I love to have sex; the men that I fuck are bleeding wrecks
eddyvetter: why do you pose - as a girl with a rose?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is really me; there's something you can't see
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Behind my thigh is a snake with one eye
eddyvetter: what cant i see - its making me weak
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Rhyme, you fucking faggot-ass freak!
eddyvetter: your much too cute - to be in a suit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a girl, with a dick in my pants, sticking it in guys and watchign them dance
eddyvetter: you go me confused- i think your gonna loose
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am losing control, gonna cum in your hole
eddyvetter: cum hard for me - then let me watch how you pee
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you a sicko? I pee from my dick-o
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a dickgirl, we're all around the world.
eddyvetter: your the sicko- playing with guys dicko
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a girl, I play with dicks, what's your excuse, you tiny prick?
eddyvetter: i am a guy - who likes cum to fly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm boning your ass, haw do you like that, mass?
eddyvetter: your kinda wierd - time to see your beard
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I shave down there, my dick don't have hair
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My titties are perky, suck on them, jerky
eddyvetter: you have a dick or a cunt - i must be quite blunt
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a girl with a penis, and you are the meanest!
eddyvetter: i'd love to suck your cock - and lick your long blond locks
eddyvetter: play with your tits - and suck your hard dicks
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's pretty bizarre, do you have a car?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Dicks I only have one, but it's a lot of fun.
eddyvetter: i do have a car - do you live very far ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You want to suck dick? You ARE a fag trick!
eddyvetter: not realy wanna - just hard and need funna
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you'll take any hole, like a diggy dig mole?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't get fucked in the ass; I give but not take. I boned sixteen fratboys over Spring Break
eddyvetter: thats what i said - now dont start to play dead
eddyvetter: your a manly man i see - i like how you pee
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You'll be dead soon, my cock's like a balloon. I'll blow off your skull straight to the moon
eddyvetter: are you hard from this talk - or just being a stalk
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, I'm quite hard, you should be on guard
eddyvetter: cum now for me - cause i gotta go pee
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You fags make me sick, you don't deserve my dick
eddyvetter: you made me hard - now you be on your guard
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Fags make you hot? But a homo you're not?
eddyvetter: no you make me hot - a homo i am not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a bepenised young lady, and you are a fag. I am not some gayboy all dressed in drag.
eddyvetter: you are so cool - your making me drool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you say, Venezuala Boy? You want a cock to be your toy?
eddyvetter: never tried it out yet - but you might loose a bet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you'd suck a dick if a girl told you to? You are a freak who should be at the zoo.
eddyvetter: if you hated me that much -- you wouldn't have been so in touch
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I just want to make sure you know what I am, not a girl but not quite a ma'am.
eddyvetter: i know what you are - your pretty bizarre
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am sweet and kind, I just want your behind.
eddyvetter: treat me nice - do it twice
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You make me sick, you won't get my dick
eddyvetter: still rubbing my cock - your makin me rock
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I only like rape, it keeps me in shape.
eddyvetter: gotta go now - see ya like wow
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am about to squirt, you are quite a flirt
eddyvetter: squirt for me now - show me how
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My sperm air raids - I just gave you AIDS.
eddyvetter: too too bad - dont get me mad
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You should be mad, you little fag, I'm having my period and on the rag
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are a little pervert, covered in my white squirt
eddyvetter: mmmm- cumming here too - just like you knew
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That makes you a queer, I got sperm in your rear
eddyvetter: feels quite good - you knew it would
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I had no clue you liked man-goo.
eddyvetter: you cum here to play - did i make your day?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I come here to fuck, but I'm out of luck
eddyvetter: how much do you do - this to men and make em goo?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your two-inch dick made me sick.
eddyvetter: bye - gotta pee - its you - not me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You're less of a man than me and I'm a girl; you're the nastiest fag in the whole wide world.
eddyvetter: thanks - i love you too - and thanks for the goo
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You're welcome, mate, and enjoy your fate
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In the hospital with AIDS, sorry no trades
eddyvetter: hehehehehehe
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: RHYME ALL THE TIME


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firehawk906: ok
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Subtle and understated.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You must be a hit at parties.
firehawk906: yep
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So is that how you have sex?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You just cram it in?
firehawk906: either way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "either way?"
firehawk906: well w condom
firehawk906: but this time w/o
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But you just cram your limp dick right in holes?
firehawk906: well once
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Once?
firehawk906: well no thay was my brother typin
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Are you and your brother jerking each other off?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Fag.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Double fags.
firehawk906: he is i'm not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Fagermint twins.
firehawk906: ready?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's not how it works.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ouch.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am utterly unlubricated.
firehawk906: w/o the condom it will do that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you get this information?
firehawk906: i have it in
firehawk906: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wait wait wait. Up and down?
firehawk906: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are missing some important steps
firehawk906: what?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you ever had sex before?
firehawk906: i learned it in 6th grade
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did you pass?
firehawk906: A+
firehawk906: u know the male class
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So - what did you learn in this sexology exhibition?
firehawk906: yeah
firehawk906: u ready?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Give it to me!
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Again?
firehawk906: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (in and out)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (left and right)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (communism and capitalism)
firehawk906: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (ike and tina)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (snake and bacon)
firehawk906: ohh baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (chicken and biscuits)
firehawk906: oh baby yea
firehawk906: oh baby u want it hard?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let me guess?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (UP AND DOWN)
firehawk906: oh baby scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where is your penis again? I forgot.


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I don't have a goddamned clue what this guy's problem is. His first message below was his opening salvo and it contains an ungodly amount of weirdness right there. I mean, "Hi Amber, you are real amber," what the hell is that supposed to mean? And then I tried to spin the old child abuse yarn and things got weird and ugly once he started realizing that he'd been cheated. And then, of course, Amber tried to have sex with him. Hooray!


bobtheonly: Hi Amber, you are real amber, I saw your pic in your porfile, you are really a bud and a lovely sweety, I wish you all the success in your life. I am online if you want to talk to me only serious talk, you don't find fun with me, Because I am not a teen ager, I was searching on profiles saw you online, saw your profile I liked your pic that is why I am writing you. I pray to Creator to keep you safe from every thing, Thanks wish you Very Good Luck.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'd love to talk with you, OK?
bobtheonly: It is your greatness that you want to talk to me after I told you that you don't find with me any fun, It shows that you are not only beautiful but senseble young girl thanks once again.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I need guidance
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am confused

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bobtheonly: I am really sorry my little Girl,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Me too. Now my Dad is all crazy with sins
bobtheonly: I can get you help in virginia.I can let my Lady keep you in her home.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Who is your Lady?
bobtheonly: My Fiancey
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She must be nice.
bobtheonly: we will going to marry soon.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Will you adopt me?
bobtheonly: She is very nice she has a daughter .
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Will you trade with my dad? Will you make her daughter live with my dad and take me to Virginia with you?
bobtheonly: No my dear I will never do that if I would have there with you I would have given your father so much punches he couldn't have dare to look at you.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad could beat you so easily
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He was a Marine
bobtheonly: Hello I am back sweet little girl.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad woke up but I hid the chat window from him and he went back to sleep
bobtheonly: So what you were saying .
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He is so crazy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He is getting worse every day.
bobtheonly: A father should protect his child from any out side harm, but it is totally opposit.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, he doesn't understand that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you please send your fiancee's daughter to my house?
bobtheonly: why you want my daughter to go to him.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So he will hurt her and stop hurting me
bobtheonly: you want me to send my daughter to get hurt insted of you, I don't like you to get hurt you want my child to get hurt and I am alive.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't want to get hurt any more, my friend!
bobtheonly: so you want somebody else get hurt.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I just can't take it anymore.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you dress up like a little girl and come over so he could hurt you?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please?
bobtheonly: First I thought you were really victim, but now I should say you are not only fooling me but you are a liyer.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you think you could find a girl on the street and bring her over here for my father?
bobtheonly: At first I was fooled by your sincere attitude but now I know you are not a child & you are a liyer. PLease don't talk to me any more. Still I say that God save you from any misshaps.thanks for fooling me.

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bobtheonly: I don't want to disgrace my self telling you that I like you or I love you.You are a little ..... I don't even want to contaminate my toung with filth.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why have you become so angry? I wanted to be your close sex friend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But you started to go all crazy, just like my Dad does
bobtheonly: Because you are not saying truth. You find my first message a challange to your filthy beauty, that you can make any male get to his knees to beg you for a sex chat.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No! I don't want to make you beg! I want to do it just as much as you do.
bobtheonly: What your dad does with you isn't my problem. what he is doing with you as you say is making his hell with his own hands. and you are also doing the same thing making your own hell with your own little hands.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He is making my life hell! You are so right! But I want to be in heaven with you and your Lady
bobtheonly: Leave my Lady alone, I would have given her phone number that time I was so tookaway with your innocense. Now you want to come to our heven, donot daydream.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I need to escape from this hell!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And you can save me!
bobtheonly: escape it is in your hands, I can't help you in this.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I need to know what to do!
bobtheonly: I wnted to help an innocent child whom I thought she was really in need of me. I would have spend thousands of dallors for the innocent one, but not for you.who plays cheap games, has no shame what so ever.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you accuse me of such awful things? Why are you so hardened in the heart that you cannot believe that I want you to save me and bring me to Virginia so I can suckle at your nutsack all day and all through the night?
bobtheonly: Go to hell which you are building with your hands.
bobtheonly: You have showed your self now , you are not innocent child you are sex lust you need someone fill your hole with filth which I am not.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Fill my hot hole with your Muslim filth!
bobtheonly: you cannot make me talk to you with love or sex talk all your life even if you change your ID I can recognise your filth in it.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I want your filth inside me! Your hot, uncircumcised Muslim cock!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Come on, just put it in a little
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Bring your Lady over, too.
bobtheonly: You are disgrace to love or sex... disgrace even being a woman.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why? I have so much love to give to Muslim men like you.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please let me give you some love and save me from my father.
bobtheonly: You are nothing but filth. you are not even good for my hate.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't want your hate, I want your love!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please give it to me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will take off my bra and panties for you, slowly, sliding my bra over my hard, pointy nipples
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oooh, you feel so good against my body
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, you're so hard for me!
bobtheonly: Not only this if you bring me your nude pic. it will not going to do any thing in me except I hate you more, you will finish all your words & will find me not even truned in my chair.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't understand, why are you not loving me? I love you!
bobtheonly: You cannot make any man like me love you or get wet with your silly words it will make me sorry for your fate.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't understand, your words made me really wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am touching myself
bobtheonly: You are not up to my standered nor you will become in your lifetime you can make men like you who loves filth with your cheap words.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why am I not up to your standard? Your lady must be hot!
bobtheonly: Touch or put fire on your self it won't give me anything.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am on fire for your huge Muslim penis!
bobtheonly: I said if you come nude infront of me I will not spit on you, my spit is more valuble than you.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, yeah, baby, spit on my pussy.
bobtheonly: your words are filthy your every thing is filthy than a hore.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My every thing?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even my sweet little face is as filthy as a hore?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is a mean thing to say to a little girl who wants to love you.

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