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#97616 - 04/25/05 12:11 PM Running out of holes
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Ok the latest crime against nature involves chicks holding their ass-gape like this, and 3 or four guys jerking off just outside the gape..... And why? Well...so all moral degenrates can SEE the jizz actually going in (everyone say "oooooooooooooo"). Thats it, I fuckin had it!!! I have allowed Porn to ruin my life!! Last week, I went away to Vancouver for 2 days with a chick I met at an arena football game....during the blowjob she was giving me, I found my self "cheating off to the side for an imaginary camera"..... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! Seriously whats next? Will Everhard or some other Demon at Redlight have a colonoscopy video probe inside the shitter to take pictures of the .........HEYyyyy, wait, There's an idea.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#97617 - 04/25/05 02:05 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Well I have it bad too- every time i go by a store with an Automated teller machine (ATM) I think they are advertising Ass to Mouth _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#97618 - 04/25/05 02:09 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Well I have it bad too- every time i go by a store with an Automated teller machine (ATM) I think they are advertising Ass to Mouth Me freaking too. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#97619 - 04/25/05 03:41 PM Re: Running out of holes
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Quote: Well I have it bad too- every time i go by a store with an Automated teller machine (ATM) I think they are advertising Ass to Mouth Me freaking too. I thought I was the only one. lol
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#97620 - 04/25/05 03:59 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	LOL, well at least now I know that I am not the only one who is whacked like that _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#97621 - 04/25/05 04:09 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: LOL, well at least now I know that I am not the only one who is whacked like that We should start a club. With leather jackets and ....well you get the picture. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#97622 - 04/25/05 04:39 PM Re: Running out of holes
Pericles Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 300	Quote: Thanks for posting this pic. I can literally stare at it for hours. A true piece of art.
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#97623 - 04/25/05 05:07 PM Re: Running out of holes
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Well I have it bad too- every time i go by a store with an Automated teller machine (ATM) I think they are advertising Ass to Mouth It's corrupted an entire generation. Anyone born today will always think of the two as related. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#97624 - 04/25/05 07:27 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	They got you too Zen, huh? Ass To Mouth Inside this establishment _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#97625 - 04/26/05 12:16 AM Re: Running out of holes
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: We should start a club. Attachments 91959-ATM.jpg (5 downloads)
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#97626 - 04/26/05 08:22 AM Re: Running out of holes
simp AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/26/03 Posts: 441 Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!	Quote: It's corrupted an entire generation. Anyone born today will always think of the two as related. And will any of us really be able to enjoy a slice of coconut creampie ever again?
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#97627 - 04/26/05 09:10 AM Re: Running out of holes
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	No. I stick with coconut meringue. At least there aren't people who pull rabbits out of a hat while jumping on a trampoline. Professionally, that is. Yeah, I know. Dumb. Eat shit. I'm delirious. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#97628 - 04/26/05 04:36 PM Re: Running out of holes
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: We should start a club. I love it CM. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#97629 - 05/01/05 02:25 PM Re: Running out of holes
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Thanks for posting this pic. I can literally stare at it for hours. A true piece of art. Yeah you know now that I have embraced my "inner-sick-fuckness", I agree. Now I wonder.....what kind of dough could we raise if we got Genesis to pose with this exact gape on the 16th Green at Augusta and ask Phil & Tiger to duel by seeing who could sink a chip-shot into it first? I need some cost analysis and potential revenue projections...anyone with combined PGA / World's Biggest Gang Bang(s) marketing experience? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone at all.....? I think I'll make this pic my avatar for 3 days starting at sundown on Cinco de mayo. I will also announce my intention right here and now to incorporate Genesis' Gaping rectum into as many of my posts as possible. Aversion therapy u may call it................fuck, where's my Grey Poupon? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#97630 - 05/01/05 03:46 PM Re: Running out of holes
John West Fan Bukkake Boy Registered: 11/23/04 Posts: 663	This is what caused that hole to open up like that. Attachments 92861-acuma120.jpg (10 downloads) Edited by John West Fan (05/01/05 03:47 PM)
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