I was involved in a discussion over in AWOP about the movie Closer. I didn't like it very much, but even more to the point, the scene with Natalie Portman in the strip club was a cheap shot. Here is (copy/pasted form another thread) my assessment of that scene:

Even the part with her butt was not great. It was a tease. She was pulling back her panties, ostensibly exposing her cunt and anus, at point blank range(oh god, here it comes again), to a strip club patron. But it was always JUST OFF CAMERA. Of course, I expected nothing more, but it still hurt this small town boy from TX> All I wanna do it put the head in. You'd think she could accomodate, da' beetch. She's ungrateful, and that's not sexy. It's perverts like me who made her famous in the first place.

Oh yeah, and she's a vegan. That means she shits at least 3 times a day, and it's that loose, drippy, light brown, vegetable shit. I'll bet she wipes back to front, painting her potentially perfect, delicate meat petals with that toxic brown paste.

I'm basically just interested in ya'll's(<--That's how we roll here. I had to put two apostrophes to make it possessive, and it looks even worse) opinion on the movie, and more aspecifically, the scene.

I think she could have at least shown some nip. That shit was obviously designed to be sexy, but it came off as a silly attempt at "showing as much as we can." Fuck. She should just do porn already. And really, I think that's my point . . . . I just want to see her asshole, stained or not.

Thoughts? Or lack thereof?

I hope these pics show up. I'm hotlinking them.

EDIT: Oh fuck, I almost forgot. She's a jew.

I think she's a little sexpot, sooo ofcourse I rented this flick. your right,
without some real nudity it loses it's punch. there is something to be
said for her mouth though....when she says something along the lines of
"I've been waiting for somebody to fuck me sideways with a line like that"
I played that over again....and she has a sneer on her face like that of one
who knows. jews are beautiful too

Fear the children of Abraham, Toe. Except for Winona Horowitz, she's not aging that badly.

Natalie has been cockteasing for years.

Fuck, did I break a rule by hotlinking them? Now they won't show up on my work computer. Oh well, if so, sorry.

Yeah, Nat is very cute. I remember seeing her on that gay ass Isaac Misrahi(I think that's his name) show. She said that she looks through each of her roles with her parents to make sure that she is portrayed in a not too sexual way, and that her image is carefully controlled by her and her parents. That was just after attack of the clones, so it didn't take long for that to fly out the goddamn window. She just needs a little nudge.

I'm thinking we can either buy off her priest(whatever you call a jew preacher) into telling her that it's her ancestral destiny to show her cunt to the world, or maybe we can just get a fake one.

We can make this happen, my comrades in boners.

Will she date a non- hebrew?

I like this one.

is there any other kind of whore?