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Did you gather from that page that she might like champagne? F'ing champagne wouldn't be strong enough for me. Imagine eating a few mushroom caps and drinking a beer in your hotel room, waiting on your "date" you randomly booked based on a yellow page ad. You are really buzzing good when there's a knock at the door. You open it and shrooming out of your mind you are face to face with this