Heidi Pike Johnson is some kind of editor over @ AVN only God knows why. She used to post her bland reviews here until she got miffed. For some crazy reason, I always wondered what she looks like. Now I know, and rather not've found out...

Heidi is so fucking cool you don't deserve to look at her.

don't worry... I won't look anymore b/c I don't want to turn to stone.

Why all this hate towards Heidi Smut?She is cool as fuck.

lol, so you're saying she's got a great personality? yo, I ain't a playa hater, but this isn't about coolness or hate....truth is not hate.

If she sends me a free subscription I will lay down on the side that she is cool too

subscriptions are pretty much free for the asking, just send a request on letterhead

Do you think a request on Smutmutant letterhead is out of the question now?

ghead try it

One of my many aliases oughta be successful. I'll keep ya posted.

Ok i have got it now-



Cleetus Van Damme (East Coast unit director)
Smelly Monkey Productions
now all i need is a PO box

a lot of people have given me shit for this thread. you'd be surprised who. wtf? It's not like I dissed mother theresa or something. or is it? just thought ya'll like to know I'm feeling some heat. I've even been getting death threats, which is nothing new, but c'mon. think I should send some flowers to heidi ho as an apology, ya'll?

flowers couldn't hurt

i have sex for money I don't know what a triffidid is

It's ok, I get paid very little money to write about people having sex for a lot of money... A triffid was a plant that ate people.... see the comedy?

Triffids are no laughing matter, they are very dangerous

Hey, it looks like Heidi has already eaten a cobb salad of triffids.