Funny, acceptance usually makes me start crying and breaking things, I guess we're all snowflakes in our unique and individual ways.

As for the raincoater crowd, they're mostly afraid of us in the Monkey Cage. Their social skills have rarely evolved beyond a series of grunts and shouts ("FUCK," "CUM," and "NO MORE TOUCHY DADDY" are their usual dialogue samples), so they don't last long here. If you ever want to feel the overpowering need to steam your body in the fumes of raw ammonia, the "Fan Requests" board is the place to be for that.

I'm still suspicious though. Could this be a plot to use Ms. Jameson's wiley charms to get the Monkey? We all remember when Skeeter Kerkove swore blood vengeance against him. As your standing legal counsel, Monkey, I strongly urge caution.