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Dancin' banana for Da Burglar: 
Corrupting young idealists is fun. Almost as much fun as handing out cigarettes and matches on Halloween, yippee.
Halloween 1980: 10 yr old Da Burglar and three friends visit Mr Trumbul's House. He is 78, yet cool as a 78 yr old man can be, as well as totally perverted.....He has no candy when we get there and feels bad. Instead, he invites us in, fires up his barbecue and starts cooking Char-hots...and casually mentions that his Playboy collection is under the endtable. We spend the next hour and a half eating charhots and laughing at the naked bitches in Playboy from the late 70's. Mr Trumbull says we can take a centerfold we like....How the fuck does this guy know enough to let us do that without knowing/worrying he wont get nailed???? It was a turning point in my life, and me and my friends to this day Laugh our asses off whenever we talk about this.
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Are you gonna eat that?