Oh Sweet Jesus! Cry me a river kid. You don't think I dream of waking up in a 9 to 5 job that demands results? Do you think I like having to listen to some naked whore go on about "when I did my meatholes you assholes were a lot meaner to me" kind of bullshit? Do you think I like being taken away from my work when poo comes in and says hey the hooker said she is blowing everyone? Do you think I like seeing the whores cry? .....oh wait. I do. Your right kid, your life sucks. Thanks for making me happy again.
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Pariah