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are they taking odds in london on the over/under on her mc-hammer-style financial flameout?



I KNOW. I am seriously considering doing a documentary on 40 year old porn stars who have been out o the industry for 5-10 years to see where they are and what they do, like tori wells, ginger lynn and shit. That stuff fascinates me, I'll calls it 'when the sex stops' or something equally as horrible

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I'd like to order a few for Jenna's bouncers as a retirement gift. It maybe a year early but it is a nice thought. Can I get something engraved on the back of the watch? Touch her and die. Something sweet like that?




For those guys i think a better idea is to get a brass knuckle with touch her or die engraved on it backwards, heat it up on some hot coals and punch each one of them in the forehead to leave a permanent burn mark of that phrase on their heads for life, cause thats what they deserve.
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