Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: Dani Woodward

Hey Randi,
I went to the the porn convention last year where I met this tiny little hottie at the bar in the Venetian. She said her name was Dani Woodward (which at the time I had no idea who she was). We chatted for over an hour about your normal BS. Then she asked me if I would walk her to her room. Since the Venetian is such a huge place it takes about 20 mins. to go from the bar to the rooms. I guess she just didn't want to walk alone all the way to her room. While in the elevator I lifted up the back of her shirt to check out a tatoo on the small of her back. When she turned around I put my hand on the side of her face and tried to kiss her. She denied my kiss and told me she didn't like forward people. (kind of funny coming from a porn star) The elevator doors opened and I walked her the rest of the way. We stood outside the room where I asked for her phone number. She gave me her number and thanked me for walking her. I gave her a hug, kissed her on the forehead and said goodbye. Two days later back home in Pennsylvannia I'm watching the free DVD which I picked up at the convention. When I see this tiny little hottie barely 18 porn star named Dani Woodward.

I first saw you on the Paris Hilton DVD and I just picked up Barely 18 #9 staring you and Dani.

Sorry I can't make it to the convention this year. If you see Dani tell her George says hi. You girls are my all time favorites.

Have fun in vegas I'm so bummed I can't go.
George

And the saddest poster of the week (smartt isn't eligible or he would take it out every week)

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:03 am Post subject: It's soooo Hard.....

To Believe that I can actually speak with Randi Wright on this site!
Thanks 4 the "New Years" response Randi!

I wish I could make it to Vegas,
but i Sure hope to meet you someday!

Call it Lust, Love, What ever! I'm there!!
You're the Best!!

Pornwhores are suckers for guys with name stickers

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Pornwhores are suckers for guys with name stickers

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Deep down i really want it to be true. Cause i want to know what happened between her inviting him to the room to getting there that made her change her mind, the lifting of the shirt?, the attempted kiss?, the forehead kiss?. Forehead kiss, hmm. Smells like a politician to me.

was it different pre julia roberts?.

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No it wasn't different. I saw a clip recently where John Holmes tried to kiss the pornwhore and she wasn't smelling what he'd stepped in.

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To be totally honest i actually agree with it, i mean i want to fuck garfield but im not sure about kissing. So can i see her point.

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We're digressing and the original point of your post is f'ing hilarious. I'd love to have been the 8.00/hr security guy assigned to watch the camera in her corridor that night.

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We will have to ask killttboy about it next time he is on.