i think my dad would be homeless without secrataries and suckup interns. he doesn't lose keys, he loses cars every year or so. i could use one to pick up the adhd meds i put in my pocket to take later and somehow end up lost in a hansel/gretel-style trail. it's a good job if anyone wants it, i don't work and you'll get free amphetamines that i never end up taking.


i'm fascinated by bornyo's uncharacteristic total intolerance for random people. he's generally calm and well-spoken and sounds like a responsible father---then POW! banned from adt in sub-5 posts or telling garfield he should die. it seems like his nature has a lot in common with a healthy brown bear=generally won't bother people but is totally unpredictable and can become dangerous instantly and inexplicably.