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xxxpt has almost made me totally lose it in public a few times, the most insidious way it's gotten to me is with cabbies-i can't get the words "I MAKE SHIT IN YOUR MOTHER"S PUSSY! HAHAHA!" out of my mind. every guy in karate movies is kyoto. i expect every militantly afrocentric guy to start threatening to kill arianna joli like hisexcellency, black women who can gesture wildly while moving thier head horizontally on daytime television shows are sammura. guido sarducci is ruined and i'm repulsed by any mention of hispanic and latin cultures and people thanks to smartt.

that's actually cool as shit that boring things are now funny. i should get a secretary though. if i can't find a hot one, i'll just hire a tranny and whip darts at its head when it lets its gaurd down.

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