The Monkey is on a shorter leash than most realize. He is not allowed to:

1. Tell the truth.
2. Make positive comments.
3. Make anyone feel their efforts are appreciated in any way.

If any of these rules are violated he'll be banned until he's back to normal.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock