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#74244 - 12/14/04 03:01 AM The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I have realized that the cage is more then a forum to shoot the shit, it is one of the most useful tools in porn and i'll tell you why.

The most important thing in porn is reliability. If you are reliable you should always have a job, the cardinal sin in porn is to flake. It costs money and time and its what is dreaded not just in porn but any profession, but in porn more so. Porn companies want to make money and stars make money, like in mainstream entertainment a movie with julia roberts with a plot as thick as mr poo's hairline is going to make 10 times more then a good movie with a unestablished actor, its a simple fact. Porn runs on the same rules. A shitty, weird artsy fartsy want to be deep jenna jameson crappy feature where she fucks one dude where half the sex is missing because they want to fill that time with stripper nazis is going to sell more then a scene with a much younger , hotter newer talent with raw sex that actually makes your dick hard. So when a company thinks they have found the new big thing in porn they want to lock up that star to a contract that allows her to only make features for that company, now that company is going out on a limb, investing time and money on most probably some airy 18 year old with stars in her eyes and a drug addict bass player boyfriend from some b grade rock band at home, they have done all the hard work, signed her, promoted her, all she has to do is turn up fuck and leave, thats it. 4 hours pass, crew standing around, nothing she isn't here, turns out she wasn't in the mood to perform that day and her phone was cut off so she couldn't call to tell anyone and she is in mexico for the weekend because her boyfriend had something to pick up there. This costs companies a ton, word gets around and soon the fans get pissed too, because chances are she is only making a feature every few months and the fan that was hanging out to see fresh stuff of her has to wait. Heres where the cage comes in

i figure before signing any new talent to a contract they have to pass a test.

Whats that test you ask??

They have to survive a week at the cage. If they make it through the week then you have yourself a keeper. Case in point.

Main stays of the cage like gen padova, kami andrews and meliss lauren are some of the most reliable girls in the business, they are always ready to work, never flake and perform the scenes well.

Then theres the nicole brazzles, cailey taylors and teagans. All serial flakers, none of which could last a week in the cage.

It applies to men too, bishops and grant michaels all hard workers and have good reps.

Im telling you, the proof is in the pudding. Survive a week in the cage and you have a main stay porn star on your hands, sign on the dotted line.


Mr Monkey.
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#74245 - 12/14/04 03:20 AM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Cool. You said something nice about Gen.

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#74246 - 12/14/04 12:15 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
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Good post Monkey, I agree with it/you.
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#74247 - 12/14/04 01:44 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: United States
I agree w/Monkey on this one
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#74248 - 12/14/04 02:05 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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hes actually right coincidence? i think not

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#74249 - 12/14/04 02:13 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Monkey!!! YOU STILL HATE ME RIGHT????!!!! YOU BETTER!!! You're suppose to kick me, kill me and piss on me! Don't back out!

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#74250 - 12/14/04 02:43 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Your theory is a sound one pop, but I don't think I like how Wes fits into it
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#74251 - 12/14/04 04:04 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I speak the truth, as for wes i love him like a retarded step child but i would pin the hopes of my business on him. Any given day he could be given 5-10, word.
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#74252 - 12/14/04 04:10 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
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I wish Wes would return. I wanted to ask where the tats came from- especially the guns pinting to his crotch.
Why don't black people get tattoos done with white ink? You could see them better
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#74253 - 12/14/04 04:22 PM Re: The Cage: Perfect Porn Tool
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Quote:

Why don't black people get tattoos done with white ink? You could see them better





YES.
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