just came across this, so funny.



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got a better one.


how come when it's a IR video white girls get hot guys like marcus ,sean,and lex

and black girls have to fuck white guys who look like meth heads and gym teachers?

kurt lockwood is fucking hot!!!!! if it was more of his type in the biz fucking black pussy on flim. the IR thing would not even be a issue.


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Where did you find that Jamesn?
I actually agree sort of with Sammura on an offshoot of her topic- I would love to see more black girls and white guys in flicks, and not just the speciality ones either. I am also curious if there are any black girls who " dodge" IR with white guys. I say this because there are whole boards devoted to those kinds of topics- what porn star won't work with black guys, etc... well I wonder if the same can be said of the black chicks and white dudes?

Well i think theres something we can all agree on. Whether the person is black, white, green, yellow or blue no one wants to see them fuck sammura. (leaning back, you know how we do)

i want to make kurt "morrison" lockwood do a scene with sammura at gunpoint, that guy is the cheesiest and sammura is so rabid and bestial. there might be two accidental discharges but the cops will understand.

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i want to make kurt "morrison" lockwood do a scene with sammura at gunpoint, that guy is the cheesiest and sammura is so rabid and bestial. there might be two accidental discharges but the cops will understand.

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I once had reoccurring nightmares , it was like sohpie's choice i was facing a firing squad and they said the only way to save yourself is to pick one of these ladies to fuck and you must do it otherwise the squad will fire, then like a 70's game show a panel turns around and sammura has a giant 1 over her head and gen padova has a giant 2. Then i wake up. What do you think this means?.

i'd interpret it as a manifestation of guilt over dumping fayner, sending a young jewish olympic-hopeful into a decade-long tailspin of experimenting with drugs and living a lie as a straight man.

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i'd interpret it as a manifestation of guilt over dumping fayner, sending a young jewish olympic-hopeful into a decade-long tailspin of experimenting with drugs and living a lie as a straight man.

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Thats what my thursday therapist said. Monday and friday ones disagree though, im so confused.

you're right, look at that haunting visage and tell me it's not one of a tortured genius.

if i was him, i don't think i could keep a straight face long enough to be photographed like thaT

I like it when people like him get mutilated in a terrible car accident. I play out the scenario of their life like Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. I hope the futility of their life plays out in a surreal hospital setting where they finally realize that no one can love them due to their horrible disfigurement... like having no face or something.

Holy fuck!!!

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You can see the shadow where he's holding the camera in front of himself.

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OMg you can too, thats some funny shihad. WOW, embarrassing for him. I wonder how many hours a day he dedicates to taking pictures of himself trying to like like 1992 duran duran, uhhhhhhhhhhh ordinary world flashbacks, and for some reason sade is popping into my mind. Weird.

Nothing gets by the all-seeing eye. I'm sure Kurt dedicated a whole day to his self-photoshoot. He probably even did that chatty photographer schtick on himself. "More, give me more! Yes! Love the camera! Love yourself! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!"

The porn world has not yet appreciated the gifts of this talented and humble man.

I predict that Kurt follows in the footsteps of another noted singer/songwriter/ambiguously gay swordsman, Jeremy Steele, and becomes an unemployable windbag mumbling about AIDS conspiracies and UFO people and evil porn chicks out to ruin his career in 18 months. I'll give a 3 month over/under.

sammura shanexxx Jun 25 2003, 11:40 am show options
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hey mike baby. tell brandon that chi-town pussy and asses are waiting
on him. i tired to email him but my email came back. could you tellhim
to get in contact with me

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Brandon Iron Jun 25 2003, 6:01 pm show options
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Hi,
My mail box was full. It's OK, now. Keep in touch!
Thanks.
Brandon

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sammura_shane...@yahoo.com (sammura shanexxx) wrote in

> hey mike baby. tell brandon that chi-town pussy and asses are waiting
> on him.

I don't know but I'm pretty sure that you'd have to
go out to LA and not the other way around. You would
fit in well in a wm/bf themed anal series. Especially
with Brandon Irons and Mike Stephano tagteaming you
for one of those reverse oreo cookies. ;-)

www.sammurashane.
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brandoniron...@yahoo.com (Brandon Iron) wrote in

> Hi,
> My mail box was full. It's OK, now. Keep in touch!
> Thanks.
> Brandon

I think Sammura Shane needs a little "Slap Happy 101"
plus a little Jean Yves LeCastle too! ;-)

love it

There are riots in the streets, uprisings, insurrection. Planets and moons have gone into eclipse. Meteors are carving a new face on the universe.

Thats insane, is that 100% legit?.

Meliss, if this does take place the for the love of all things great and small don't like brandon stick his dick in you again after its been in sammura. There is something horrible wrong. Is she coming to LA to do it?. I don't even care if she gets beaten to death by dicks, anything sexual with sammura is wrong and it just encourages her.

What's amazing to me is that she whores herself locally, though I can't imagine who would pay for... for that.

Although I've thought about calling her up to see if she does bondage work. I can't imagine a better way to spend $200 for the betterment of society than to hire Sammura and beat the crap out of her for an hour.

Damn Arab
That just makes too much sense. I am starting to get a little uneasy.
I'll chip in half if you do a good job of it.

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Although I've thought about calling her up to see if she does bondage work. I can't imagine a better way to spend $200 for the betterment of society than to hire Sammura and beat the crap out of her for an hour.

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Sammura is a punk. Its my dream to get her kids taken away from her by the government only for me to adopt them and send her pictures in jail of me with her kids while she is serving time for child abuse in a maximum security jail.

She's wigging out on the KSEX board!!!

sammura:

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i think when one of these racist fucks get their ass kick and it's posted on adult fyi then we will see some approvement.

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I wonder what she is planning to do.

Sammura is gutter trash. She is horrifically ugly, her attitude stinks, her vagina looks like something crawled up and died in it and she has man hands and feet and weird eyes, giant bubba gump like gums. She is just the total package of disgusting.

forgot all about my feet, got to take sum new pictures of them with a nice big dick between them. - Sambura

This could change my entire concept of fetish and fantasy. She is going to ruin it for me. Beyond fucking vomitatiousionistical.

Oh God, this is rich:

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(yes my rants is getting off subject i am smoking a joint as i write this..lol)

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Yes, LOL Sammura. LOL and the whole world LOL's with you. Or at you.

In her well-traveled message board sojourns, Sammura always finds one schlup who takes her seriously... for about five minutes. Then there's Swami. Ah, that's a tale of enduring love.

I can't help it, im drawn in some sick way, i can't watch it but i can post it (copy and paste)

http://www.mexicanmassages.com/office/99f/index14.html

She's moved from teaching to architecture. Who says affirmative action doesn't work.

Does she ever talk about anything else? All of her ranting over there seems to be about racism or birds on message boards. And yet it is strangely compelling. She seems to have more friends there then here perhaps they don't know her as well as you guys do

I want to puch her in the face with my fist. I hate her this much

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