ivor, you're my new hero. that was pure comedy. it's not like people can call you tactless when she already called used the words "excess baggage" and dedicated her return to porn to his memory.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits