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"I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-sync. It's just not me."



Time for a new .signature tagline... Porn girls quit using body doubles for anal scenes ten years ago, yet Ashlee can't sing?

Here's a convincing explanation:
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By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer

NEW YORK - If Ashlee Simpson's stomach was upset Saturday night, imagine how she's feeling now. The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry. Her manager-father said Monday his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.



And what does SNL have to say for themselves? It's not as though they weren't part of this.

PS. I thought "acid reflux disease" was just an infomercial marketing creation?
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