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#65425 - 10/24/04 03:31 PM Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Bridgette had a beautiful baby today, its healthy and both mother and child are doing well. I have added a picture of her new child, congrats to the kerkove's. She gave birth to a beautiful silicone bag.

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#65426 - 10/24/04 05:28 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Monkey i love ya but it s not gonna last if you talk shit about Bridgette.

She s a wonderfull woman and i m sure a great mother as well.

I ve rarely seen a female director (well in fact, director, female or not) who is so good at what she does.

Well i don t find my words in english but you know what i mean
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#65427 - 10/24/04 05:38 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Bridgette had a beautiful baby today, its healthy and both mother and child are doing well. I have added a picture of her new child, congrats to the kerkove's. She gave birth to a beautiful silicone bag.






i heard it came out of her ass
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#65428 - 10/24/04 05:47 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I think she gave birth to her bottom lip implant, hence the name lippy silly consiry kerkavoe, a pretty name, i think its irish?.
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#65429 - 10/24/04 07:00 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
So how long before she starts whoring again this time?
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#65430 - 10/24/04 07:17 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
if you see kay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
I'm pissing my pants! What else kind of offspring would she have but a silicone mutant.

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#65431 - 10/25/04 12:53 AM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Monkey...U R Hilarious
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#65432 - 10/26/04 10:21 AM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
It should be illegal for porn sults to own animals or have kids . These stupid whores cant even take care of themselves let alone care of something else . The government should really step in and put a stop to this type of abuse .

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#65433 - 10/26/04 10:44 AM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you dont know what your talking about, its not the goverments job to controll reproductive rights of any kind.
Maybe look 1 generation back for the problem?

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#65434 - 10/26/04 03:27 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Hey now BigPornFan... I have two kitties that I take care of, they're spoiled and in good health. How dare you say that!

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#65435 - 10/26/04 03:31 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hey now BigPornFan... I have two kitties that I take care of, they're spoiled and in good health. How dare you say that!




Didn't look like you were taking very good care of one of your kitties in your meatholes scene. That bordered on abusive. (For a lot of reasons).

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#65436 - 10/26/04 03:39 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

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Posts: 4517
LOL good one

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#65437 - 10/26/04 04:11 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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The kerkavoes have hated me for a long time, they both are horrible people and life criminals, they should share a cell with that crazy voodoo negro that killed his whole family a few months ago.
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#65438 - 10/26/04 04:16 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
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The kerkavoes have hated me for a long time, they both are horrible people and life criminals, they should share a cell with that crazy voodoo negro that killed his whole family a few months ago.






Sorry Monkey I can't go along with you on this one, I have had the biggest crush on ole Bridgette for quite awhile now.
Any woman who can perform over 60 DAPs and still come through it with a smile earns my respect.



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#65439 - 10/26/04 04:18 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
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Sorry Monkey I can't go along with you on this one, I have had the biggest crush on ole Bridgette for quite awhile now.
Any women who has performed over 60 DAPs earns my respect.






She tried to have me killed, for that i will never forgive her, skeeter was probably behind it but she was trying to set the trap, take that for what you will.
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#65440 - 10/26/04 04:20 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:

Quote:

Sorry Monkey I can't go along with you on this one, I have had the biggest crush on ole Bridgette for quite awhile now.
Any women who has performed over 60 DAPs earns my respect.






She tried to have me killed, for that i will never forgive her, skeeter was probably behind it but she was trying to set the trap, take that for what you will.





Well, that I didn't know. Damn you, Bridgette!

Damn you!
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#65441 - 10/26/04 04:25 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

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Its hard for me to talk about but heres a smiley's interpretation of how it went.


(bridgette) (monkey)

(asians) (my grandpapy)


(ashlee simpson dancing a jig)
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#65442 - 10/26/04 04:28 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Its hard for me to talk about but heres a smiley's interpretation of how it went.


(bridgette) (monkey)

(asians) (my grandpapy)


(ashlee simpson dancing a jig)




Monkey jumps the shark... right this way folks

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#65443 - 10/26/04 04:33 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:

Its hard for me to talk about but heres a smiley's interpretation of how it went.


(bridgette) (monkey)

(asians) (my grandpapy)


(ashlee simpson dancing a jig)






Trent Tesoro said it best about Brigette Kerkove;
"She's the reason I got into porn."

High praise indeed from one of porn's most level-headed performers.

Regardless, her death plot against Monkey has raised my ire.



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#65444 - 10/26/04 04:34 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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It should be illegal for porn sults to own animals or have kids . These stupid whores cant even take care of themselves let alone care of something else . The government should really step in and put a stop to this type of abuse .



Potheads I might agree to. Actually, a friend of mine has a brother who was ordered by a judge to undergo a drug test in a custody case; he flunked the test and got no custody as a result.

Porn sults (sic) that aren't drugged up probably aren't any better or worse a parent than any other working mom; they have the potential to be better if they make an effort to be around more.

The only animal that porn sults (sic) ought to be banned from keeping is the Suitcase Pimp.
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#65445 - 10/26/04 04:37 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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She tried to have me killed, for that i will never forgive her, skeeter was probably behind it but she was trying to set the trap, take that for what you will.



How many people don't have a death plot for the Monkey in mind?
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#65446 - 10/26/04 04:40 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:

Quote:

She tried to have me killed, for that i will never forgive her, skeeter was probably behind it but she was trying to set the trap, take that for what you will.



How many people don't have a death plot for the Monkey in mind?




LOL!!!!
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#65447 - 10/26/04 04:41 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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How many people don't have a death plot for the Monkey in mind?




A lot including you snake in the grass, But bridgette actually tried to act on it and that shit ain't cool. I will get skeeter behind bars , just need to dig up some more info.
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#65448 - 10/26/04 04:42 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:


The only animal that porn sults (sic) ought to be banned from keeping is the Suitcase Pimp.





In the heat of the moment, porn sluts are my favorite animals.
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#65449 - 10/26/04 04:43 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Le Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote:

Quote:

How many people don't have a death plot for the Monkey in mind?




A lot including you snake in the grass, But bridgette actually tried to act on it and that shit ain't cool. I will get skeeter behind bars , just need to dig up some more info.





Didn't Skeeter try to beat up somebody at Smash Pictures or something, or was it just a publicity stunt?
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#65450 - 10/26/04 05:03 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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Hey now BigPornFan... I have two kitties that I take care of, they're spoiled and in good health. How dare you say that!




You are the exception to the rule . Admit it , im right .

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#65451 - 10/26/04 05:13 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Most cases I suppose.

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#65452 - 10/26/04 05:19 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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The only animal that porn sults (sic) ought to be banned from keeping is the Suitcase Pimp.



That is just funny on so many levels, to me.
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#65453 - 10/26/04 06:18 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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That is just funny on so many levels, to me.





it is?. Do you mind explaining one of the levels to me?
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#65454 - 10/27/04 01:32 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Any woman who can perform over 60 DAPs and still come through it with a smile earns my respect.




It's not that she's happy. It's the botox poisoning. She's actually physically incapable of any facial expression except a Jack-Nicholson-as-the-Joker smile.
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#65455 - 10/28/04 01:54 PM Re: Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Quote:

That is just funny on so many levels, to me.





it is?. Do you mind explaining one of the levels to me?



Animal and suitcase pimp in one sentence was one for me.
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