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#65012 - 10/21/04 09:01 PM I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 09/15/04
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#65013 - 10/21/04 09:25 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY .

(lean back)


Im so easy to please this had me laughing for longer then it should've i love the one top left.


Gay for pay fan aka snark is kyoto.
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#65014 - 10/21/04 09:35 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 01/25/04
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You know what i would love to see, is peter north at a porn convention and the look on his face when someone brings him a still shot from the fag scene that he wants him to sign. I would pay $34.99 to see that.
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#65015 - 10/22/04 05:07 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Once again this belongs at the top of the cage right now. its too damn good.

I would pony up $10,000 for john to do ONE scene for smelly monkey productions, he fucks a guy up the ass, short blowjob and takes a facial, his asshole stays untouched, shoot will be no longer then an hour, thats jenna money we are talking about here, unheard of for male talent, one scene John, come on $10,000 and maybe other perks along the way
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#65016 - 10/22/04 06:36 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Re: Please remove thread

From: JOHN GARFIELD

Monkey take off the thread with my head on homo pictures please

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#65017 - 10/22/04 07:44 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 23
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Re: Please remove thread

From: JOHN GARFIELD

Monkey take off the thread with my head on homo pictures please






God John, I really want you in a great movie. I want you to be popular. I... I love you John.

I only made it out of love. I'm sorry John, please forgive me.

Forever yours,

Snarky Poo

P.S.


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#65018 - 10/22/04 08:02 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Hahahahaha

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#65019 - 10/23/04 09:20 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Re: Please remove thread

From: JOHN GARFIELD

Monkey take off the thread with my head on homo pictures please





John, Dude, I don't think you need to worry about people seeing them and thinking it was really you.
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#65020 - 10/23/04 10:27 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I know...heres a thought Fagoto has SO MUCH FREE TIME, b/c no one likes him, nor does he ever get laid, or have any friends...that he spent all this time to open a new E-mail addy, reregister under a new handle, photoshop pics w/My face attached to them(LMFAO)....if I was that sorry & had that much free time I'd just kill Myself knowing how pathetic I truly am
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#65021 - 10/24/04 03:03 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Umm.. you might not have noticed but you have a half nude gay guy as your avatar....maybe thats where all the gay talk is coming from....
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#65022 - 10/24/04 06:44 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Umm.. you might not have noticed but you have a half nude gay guy as your avatar....maybe thats where all the gay talk is coming from....




the hand on the hip is a nice touch.

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#65023 - 10/24/04 07:23 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
pornloser78 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
shut up and flex you silly boy you
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#65024 - 10/24/04 10:49 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Meow?

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#65025 - 10/24/04 11:38 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Willing to bet hes singing "im a little tea pot" when he took that...
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#65026 - 10/24/04 11:56 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
hey, how comes so many people quote me in their signature????
Toelicker, kyoto,..Monkey used to before (the DoronD line)...

Why not quoting John, now???
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#65027 - 10/24/04 12:00 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Why not quoting John, now???





Done (lean back)
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#65028 - 10/24/04 04:07 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Why not quoting John, now???




Also, done.

BTW, Mel, my quoting of you was with the utmost respect. I love your titties.




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#65029 - 10/24/04 05:19 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
apparently, Garfield is having a roid rage and thinks I'm gayforpayfan. he wants to hunt me down like a dog (or his mom) and sodomize me. gross to this I say:

I'm not gayforpayfan. I didn't make those pictures (though I wish I did. they're hilarious!)


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#65030 - 10/25/04 01:02 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Kyoto = SPINELESS BIATCHat least owe up to your work, I couldn't imagine anyone else on God's green earth as pathetic that would put that much time & effort in an attempt to get a rise out of ME...LMFAO
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#65031 - 10/25/04 03:30 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
John, I love the way you write this grit your teeth angry fuck you stuff, and then put an "LMAO" at the end of it.


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#65032 - 10/25/04 12:23 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I find it all funny, I am not gritting My teeth I am usually laughing at the stuff people write about Me & when I make My responses hence the smileys
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#65033 - 10/25/04 12:25 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I like you John. You're cool. If I had abs like that I'd probably get laid more than I do. But then, my blue heeler(Bandit ) might get jealous. So, it all works out, I think.

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#65034 - 10/25/04 01:36 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I like you John. You're cool. If I had abs like that I'd probably get laid more than I do. But then, my blue heeler(Bandit ) might get jealous. So, it all works out, I think.




I asked Bandit what he thinks about John Garfield. Bandit licked his balls and went back to sleep.




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#65035 - 10/18/06 05:34 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Bump

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#65036 - 10/18/06 08:10 PM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Shit I forgot about that pic, garfield fucking himself in the ass is great, wheres the I have herpes one?.
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#65037 - 10/19/06 01:23 AM Re: I want you JOHN GARFIELD!
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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wheres the I have herpes one?.




Sorry, this is the only one I can find. Kind of small.





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