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#64650 - 10/20/04 07:01 PM OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Now a whole day has gone by and as far as sammura is concerned I am taking her lightly.So she decides to kick it up a notch and work some of that black magic that she has been practicing over at bgol ,She uses her mojo (which is her face as far as I can tell)to render my penis totally incapacitated while I was at work.Now that I know sammura was behind this failure I forgive my penis for abandoning me like Oj did that glove ,I should be glad that it didnt just pack up balls and leave until the threat was gone.Finally as if that wasnt enough she fired this kick to the srotum (claiming responsibilty like some splinter cell taliban group after breaking one egg in every carton at the market

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sammura shane <sammura118@yahoo.com>

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damn you couldn't even get wood....lol... yeah ok
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Inbox Nice try sammura but your penis mojo wore off and lets say there is a young lady hear in the valley who will not be pleased to sit down at any point in the next two days At this point I am totally unaware of the real cause of my trials and tribulations
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#64651 - 10/20/04 07:04 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
BWAHAHAHAHA. "We can't have no idiot dumb people bouncing no basketballs" OINK OINK OINK. Squeal disgusting sammura piggie.
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#64652 - 10/20/04 07:05 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Un-ban sammura, bishop can't have all the fun.

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#64653 - 10/20/04 07:09 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
if we unban her...can it only be for say....2 days at a time and maybe off for 2 weeks.....that way she will still be a source of amusement but wont stick around long enough to actually bore us again...
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#64654 - 10/20/04 07:11 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

if we unban her...can it only be for say....2 days at a time and maybe off for 2 weeks.....that way she will still be a source of amusement but wont stick around long enough to actually bore us again...





I agree, make it like a conjugal visit to the board, we have our way with her then send her back to the big house for a few months.
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#64655 - 10/20/04 07:14 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Bishop this is truly funny stuff. Please keep it rolling in as you receive it. As to the suggestion she be unbanned, I say not yet... let this build until she boils over or learns how to mask her ip address, reboot her cable modem or go to her public library to register under a different, but creative name.

In your Service,
Bornyo

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#64656 - 10/20/04 07:15 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Bornyo is sammura.



You would think this would get old for me, but its like a fine wine, it keeps getting better with age.
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#64657 - 10/20/04 07:23 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
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Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 23


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#64658 - 10/20/04 07:30 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
if you see kay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
Honestly do the let everyone with a vagina be in porn? It makes a man lose hope.

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#64659 - 10/20/04 07:31 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...




YES

I'm a easy person to please.
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#64660 - 10/20/04 07:44 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
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Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA

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#64661 - 10/20/04 07:45 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
wow wondering how long it was gonna take for someone to post that...they shut the link down at ADT also.
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#64662 - 10/20/04 07:57 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Bornyo is sammura.

You would think this would get old for me, but its like a fine wine, it keeps getting better with age.




You know, I was going to respond to this accusation, but while waiting for the reply window to load I scrolled down, visited the bgol link and snorted my beer OUT of my nose.

Neverfuckinmind, all I ever wanted was to be sesseful.

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#64663 - 10/20/04 08:02 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Sammura is just as hated if not more so on bgol, she just seems to be in denial about it, no one respects her or anything she says there, its just empty words, she could tell the people there that she came across a plan that bush has to exterminate all blacks hitler style and have hard proof of it and they would still ignore her ugly piggie ass, its all just oinks as far as im concerned.

Quote:

all I ever wanted was to be sesseful.




(lean back)
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#64664 - 10/20/04 08:05 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana


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#64665 - 10/20/04 08:09 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Thats from there and perhaps the greatest insult picture ever, how can you come back with anything after seeing that, it hammers her on 15 different levels, sad thing is i bet she took it out on her kids, beating them around the head and shit like on the maury show.
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#64666 - 10/20/04 08:09 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#64667 - 10/20/04 08:11 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Zen,
Please tell me you lifted that from bgol and didn't work it all up yourself. If you got that from bgol I'd climb my family tree, jack off on the fruit and eat it. (Well, maybe)

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#64668 - 10/20/04 08:13 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Zen,
Please tell me you lifted that from bgol and didn't work it all up yourself. If you got that from bgol I'd climb my family tree, jack off on the fruit and eat it. (Well, maybe)




I'd like to take credit for it but I'm not that clever.
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#64669 - 10/20/04 08:16 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

if we unban her...can it only be for say....2 days at a time and maybe off for 2 weeks.....that way she will still be a source of amusement but wont stick around long enough to actually bore us again...



Sammura would last only a few days before getting banned again for who-knows-what-this-time.

We'll see. She's getting so many insults these days she may need to be unbanned just to give her a fair chance to respond, even if we all know she'll just blow her chance to rebut.
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#64670 - 10/20/04 08:19 PM Re: OOOOHHH SSHHIIITTT PT.2
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I say give her 48 hours of posting, that should be enough of sammura before we get bored with her again.
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