I figured the cage has been around for a while now and its a great, great forum, but its the posters that make it great. So i have set up a list of the cage's top 10 posters, this list can and will be updated each week. Heres week 1 top 10 monkey cage posters.


1. Meliss lauren: Very funny, says what she feels, posts frequently and sleeps with brandon irons.

2. Bishop: Link for the board to wes pipes, very funny, posts frequently and is the head figure for my desire for a spike in screwdriver crimes and my son. Jewish too.

3. Cleetus: Can't have a top ten users list without cleetus at least in the top 5,probably should be lower based on the fact he posts on the other board, you know and he keeps mentioning my cousin. Made popular.

4. Kyoto: Jew jap, he is great, speaks his mind, posts are funny and does great things to pictures of smartt and JG.

5 John Garfield: Sexiest man on the board, 3% body fat, white sammura, great feuder.

6. Kami: Mainstay at xxxporntalk, forgives monkey for all his indesgressions, husband hasn't jerked off in 5 years and likes mr poo, (vomit on poo)

7. Genesis skye: She would be higher if she posted more pics, (watch your step i just dropped a giant hint, please don't trip over it)

8. Tantas daddy: I like he because he fills the fester role nicely

9. Toe Licker: this doesn't seem right, licker should be higher, who is in charge of this list. They will be beaten.

10. smiling arab: Travesty, a travesty he is this low on the list.

I have missed so many that deserve to make the list, james, porn78, gen (just jokes), lance, sickfuck,etc.