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#553382 - 05/15/12 12:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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My brother has those same glasses in his house. I think they came from Geary's.
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#553384 - 05/15/12 01:28 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I got some nice glasses a few years back as a gift. They were double-walled, hand blown glasses from Bodum. They were great for drinks because the double-wall kept everything insulated. But the glass was super thin and they all fucking broke. Now I have a set of glasses that are similar, but plastic. They're not anywhere near as cool as the glass ones were.
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#553385 - 05/15/12 01:32 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/11/06
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The counter says that this thread has been viewed 1.2million times.
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#553399 - 05/15/12 08:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Yep. Lex Noodler has always had his finger on the pulse of XPT. He knows what the people want. That is why he used to be the Mayor.
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#553416 - 05/15/12 01:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/30/09
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i always thought he had his finger a little more south on the body of xpt.captain stinkfinger.
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#553428 - 05/15/12 03:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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#553435 - 05/15/12 04:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Breakfast of Losers.
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#553438 - 05/15/12 07:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Those glasses are beautiful. I'm going in search of some. Tervis Tumblers are kind of a Southern tradition for summer gin and tonics and mint juleps but wow those would make such a better presentation. Edit: I just ordered two of those and 6 of the 12 oz glasses. Thanks for the heads up.
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#553444 - 05/15/12 07:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Where from?
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#553448 - 05/15/12 08:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I got them from Amazon. I didn't feel like shopping for the best bargain. The 6 + 2 glasses will cost me just under 80 bucks including shipping. They are definitely more in the wedding gift variety but those 15 oz glasses just moved me.
My chick will be hella puzzled when she sees I've ordered glassware. It won't be the money at all- she'll never know how much they cost. She'll just wonder wtf since I am known to drink beer out of a can and coffee out of a plastic cup.
Edit: I'm going to blame it on "Steezo". I hope that works.
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#553461 - 05/15/12 11:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Glad you like them, they are pretty unique. I always got a lot of comments on them and wanted to get more of them, but when I ordered replacements, half of them showed up broken. You'll probably have better luck since you aren't having them shipped all the way to Alaska. Tervis tumblers are the plastic glasses that I've switched to, actually. They sell them at Bed, Bath & Beyond up here.
Btw, all my friends blame shit on me. As a single alcoholic, it's easy to just tell your wife, "I was out drinking with Steezo." The part that bugs me is, sometimes no one lets me in on the alibi story so I'll mess it up without meaning to.
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#553486 - 05/16/12 11:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^^ Where's the story? I need a story.
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#553554 - 05/16/12 06:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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here ill fill in:
"i went into frys electronics and told the sales associate i needed a router for a good price,after introducing myself as charles.he took me to the section where they had them and i noticed the price.now seeing as it was 20 dollars more than i wanted to pay i told him i could get it for cheaper online.he said he was sorry i felt that way and checked with his manager to see if he could get me the employee discount.
so jackson runs to see his manager while i fantasize about the 75 cent piece of pizza im going to have for lunch.jackson comes back and informs me i will get the discount and i thank him.after leaving the store with my new router i enjoy my slice of pizza at my favorite cheap pizzeria.i complain that there wasnt enough cheese and they say the next slice is comped.so of course i cash that in right then.this slice has too much cheese!i peel the extra cheese off to eat by itself later on at home.
but before that i check the village voice to see if i can find a nice whore willing to unload an enema induced shit stream on her own face.i work up quit the sweat while doing all of this and when i call her i tell her expect me to be kind of smelly but you will be properly compensated.
she shows up and counts the money,then strips.im playing with my balls as i watch her and hand her the enema box.she bends over and administers it as i smell my hand.shit i forgot i was just playing with my stinky balls with that hand.while waiting for her to have to shoot that shit stream all over herself she gives me a nice handjob using 25 cent lotion i got from the local russian owned bodega and i cum on her tits.
finally she gets to the point of no return and lays upside down against the couch which is covered in plastic wrap(i got the idea after watching american psycho).waves of watery brown shit fly into the air before raining down all over her body and face.i rub the shit more into her face and hair.i hand her a dollar twenty five towel to clean up most of the shit before she hits the shower.
while shes in there i smell her panties and am dissapointed there are no shit stains or traces of her ass.needless to say i didnt tip the whore and was less than pleased when she left.to think i gave her 200 dollars for all of that only for it to be so fleeting.
having worked up an appetite i go to the kitchen and prepare my famous spaghetti.i make my own sauce from bbq sauce and ketchup.instead of meatballs which are too expensive,i use 1 dollar deviled ham.i sit down and eat this delicious cuisine and watch some japanese shit videos."
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#553565 - 05/16/12 07:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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here ill fill in:
"i went into frys electronics and told the sales associate i needed a router for a good price,after introducing myself as charles.he took me to the section where they had them and i noticed the price.now seeing as it was 20 dollars more than i wanted to pay i told him i could get it for cheaper online.he said he was sorry i felt that way and checked with his manager to see if he could get me the employee discount.
so jackson runs to see his manager while i fantasize about the 75 cent piece of pizza im going to have for lunch.jackson comes back and informs me i will get the discount and i thank him.after leaving the store with my new router i enjoy my slice of pizza at my favorite cheap pizzeria.i complain that there wasnt enough cheese and they say the next slice is comped.so of course i cash that in right then.this slice has too much cheese!i peel the extra cheese off to eat by itself later on at home.
but before that i check the village voice to see if i can find a nice whore willing to unload an enema induced shit stream on her own face.i work up quit the sweat while doing all of this and when i call her i tell her expect me to be kind of smelly but you will be properly compensated.
she shows up and counts the money,then strips.im playing with my balls as i watch her and hand her the enema box.she bends over and administers it as i smell my hand.shit i forgot i was just playing with my stinky balls with that hand.while waiting for her to have to shoot that shit stream all over herself she gives me a nice handjob using 25 cent lotion i got from the local russian owned bodega and i cum on her tits.
finally she gets to the point of no return and lays upside down against the couch which is covered in plastic wrap(i got the idea after watching american psycho).waves of watery brown shit fly into the air before raining down all over her body and face.i rub the shit more into her face and hair.i hand her a dollar twenty five towel to clean up most of the shit before she hits the shower.
while shes in there i smell her panties and am dissapointed there are no shit stains or traces of her ass.needless to say i didnt tip the whore and was less than pleased when she left.to think i gave her 200 dollars for all of that only for it to be so fleeting.
having worked up an appetite i go to the kitchen and prepare my famous spaghetti.i make my own sauce from bbq sauce and ketchup.instead of meatballs which are too expensive,i use 1 dollar deviled ham.i sit down and eat this delicious cuisine and watch some japanese shit videos."
That pretty much sums it all up, but you left out that I still had over $9 in free money. I also had to tell the sales associate "DO YOU HAVE THE $50 ROUTER?" 3 times before he understood me.
Edited by Lex Noodler (05/16/12 08:00 PM)
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#553614 - 05/17/12 10:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Does it come with hot sauce and a side of guacamole?
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#553641 - 05/17/12 02:48 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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some cheap hanes white tees.
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#553645 - 05/17/12 04:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Why you get 2 varieties of jackin jelly? You like to mix up your own concoction? You mix some of that cheap cologne in, so you can pretend you are getting worked over buy some muscle bound twink in an Ed Hardy shirt?
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#553649 - 05/17/12 04:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Why you get 2 varieties of jackin jelly? You like to mix up your own concoction? You mix some of that cheap cologne in, so you can pretend you are getting worked over buy some muscle bound twink in an Ed Hardy shirt? That's just stupid.
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#553652 - 05/17/12 05:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Is having Noodles call you stupid as much a badge of honor as Darrah calling you crazy or Monkey saying you are piss poor troll?
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#553654 - 05/17/12 06:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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i dont know but i thought it was a funny observation.
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#553659 - 05/17/12 06:31 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Thank you Frankie.
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#553703 - 05/18/12 01:43 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Hey, did I inspire your choice of the words "piss poor"? I just used that expression.
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#553711 - 05/18/12 02:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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@figgs. Totally worth reading all the way through. Great shit.
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#553728 - 05/18/12 09:30 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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thanks.
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#553735 - 05/18/12 11:44 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#553819 - 05/19/12 02:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hey, did I inspire your choice of the words "piss poor"? I just used that expression. Not consciously, but if you recently used it, that probably put it fresh in my head.
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#553898 - 05/20/12 07:56 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bought a speaker mike, mobile charger, comet b20 antenna and magmount, gifts for the jewelry store girls [hand painted Ukrainian wooden eggs and stands], a silver chain and cross, Dayton hamvention tshirt, Nautica Blue and Linitz for men colognes and some boxer shorts while in Dayton for the Hamvention.
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#553900 - 05/20/12 08:13 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hamvention? It would be a great name for a fat chick event, but I figure it is a ham radio thing. Somehow I doubt that rules out fatties though.
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#553911 - 05/20/12 10:48 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I think pork enthusiasts would get angry and confused when they walked into Jerkule's version of the Hamvention and smelled nothing but seafood. Seafood and feet, mixed w/garlic and onions. Is it actually a pork themed get together? I'd probably go to a Bacon-Fest. Edit: I'd probably rather live off a diet of Meth Hooker Scabs than have Alex be my personal chef.
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#553920 - 05/20/12 11:18 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You shouldn't have asked 'cause you don't wanna know.
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#553946 - 05/20/12 03:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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im still gonna eat chorizo.i never knew exactly what was in it before.and by commercial do you mean mexican?because by the article he said hed cook it before with the casing.thats the spanish kind.
anyway chorizo is delicious and fine if you dont eat it all the time.also he didnt add egg.
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#553959 - 05/20/12 04:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ditto. You'll have to fry it it from my cold dead and probably stinky hand.
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#554036 - 05/21/12 12:50 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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im still gonna eat chorizo.i never knew exactly what was in it before.and by commercial do you mean mexican?because by the article he said hed cook it before with the casing.thats the spanish kind.
anyway chorizo is delicious and fine if you dont eat it all the time.also he didnt add egg. You sure you wanna' cook for a living Figgs? Commercial, in this case, means "cheap and mass-produced". You know, like the shit you buy in Walmart that's like nintey six cents. Commercial chorizo is made out of what is commonly called "variety meats" which means, "shit we should have launched in the dumpster, but found cost-effective ways to utilize it'. Hearts, glands, all that wonderful shit. Nodody told you to stop eating chorizo. I just hope to fucking God, as an aspiring chef, you know the difference between real chorizo, which is usually made from pork shoulder, and commercial chorizo which is made out of lips and assholes.
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#554039 - 05/21/12 02:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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I choose soyrizo. Pretty good with eggs and stuff, and no sphincters or snouts.
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#554045 - 05/21/12 04:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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How do the soys sniff and go boom boom?
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#554062 - 05/21/12 06:22 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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im still gonna eat chorizo.i never knew exactly what was in it before.and by commercial do you mean mexican?because by the article he said hed cook it before with the casing.thats the spanish kind.
anyway chorizo is delicious and fine if you dont eat it all the time.also he didnt add egg. You sure you wanna' cook for a living Figgs? Commercial, in this case, means "cheap and mass-produced". You know, like the shit you buy in Walmart that's like nintey six cents. Commercial chorizo is made out of what is commonly called "variety meats" which means, "shit we should have launched in the dumpster, but found cost-effective ways to utilize it'. Hearts, glands, all that wonderful shit. Nodody told you to stop eating chorizo. I just hope to fucking God, as an aspiring chef, you know the difference between real chorizo, which is usually made from pork shoulder, and commercial chorizo which is made out of lips and assholes. i see and yes i still want to cook.i thought he had spanish and mexican confused.the spanish kind is in a casing like normal sausage whereas the mexican kind you squeeze it out and it goes all over the place then you mix it with eggs.
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