Hi

I am new here and i hope you will cooperate me...:)

You wouldn't happen to be a Hong Kong escort, would ya?

Welcome, Jally! Feel free to talk about anything with us even if off topic. We're huge interrupters here. Like a big Italian family.

Paging Meat.

Or mental ward.

Or a kindergarten class.

^^Couldn't choose.

Same thing. Meet my dad's side of the family. Lol.

LOL!! I think he may have been cured of the Yellow Fever.

HK$800 (about US$100) will get you a sexy Indonesian or Filipino maid all damn day, with anal, on Saturday or Sunday afternoons. Those escorts better be really good. On the other hand, a hundred bucks for an hour with an escort is a bargain by any other standard. I love Hong Kong.

Aren't there gorgeous local escorts in HK? I'd rather pay more than some bargin basement maid just because she 'does everything.'

There is all kinds of ginch on the market in Hong Kong, and the Admiral has fucked them all. To be honest, the domestic helpers are the most fun. Well, the most fun girls are found at Fenwicks and have coke or meth with them, but they are less reliably fun than DHes. The problem with the online escort services in Hong Kong is the girl who arrives is never the girl pictured on the site, so it's hit or miss on appearance. Also, the online escorts at HK$800-1000 often don't speak English, which means if one doesn't speak their language it's a lot less fun as well. Picking up a whore at Fenwicks, Neptune, or the like, or a DH on the weekend, means the Admiral gets to have a chat first and make sure (i) he likes her appearance, and (ii) some modicum of communication is possible. Also when chatting them up in the bar it's possible to fingerbang the whore a little to determine how game she is. All in all, a better experience.

There are lots of amazing-looking whores for the taking if you're going to drop HK$3000-5000 (US$400-650), but again, that's a lot of money on a hit-or-miss proposition, and it's for one ejaculation and she's out the door.

The second to last sentence made my stomach churn. If she doesn't let you finger her during the free convo portion, it doesn't mean she's no fun, prude, not game, etc. Plenty of escorts are quite wild in session and if you're cool they may even be into you, but no way are they giving away free product.

Second to last sentence of 2nd paragraph I meant.

Well, sorry to make your stomach churn. I've had fun ones, and I've had dud ones, and I prefer to avoid the duds if at all possible. At US$100 if you get a dud it's no huge deal except for the time wasted, but at US$650 and up a bad performer can be a real drag.

Anyway, if it makes you feel better the conversation and feel-up in the bar isn't for free. The girls there make a commission on the drinks I buy and the drinks bought for them. In every respect it's like an "extras" strip bar.

DHes make HK$4000 (US$520) a month. Their room and board is provided by the employer, and they are given five days off per month. On those five days, the ones who are on the game like to go out, chat with friends, drink, dance and have a meal, and some of them choose to get fucked by some man who pays them at least HK$800 for the afternoon. With the drinks bought for them there's usually another HK$200 in it, plus a good performer or a really hot one may get put on a retainer by a "boyfriend". And she'll still go out and get fucked when he's away on business.

I understand it's like an extras strip bar, and I've heard of drinks in exchange for conversation where the girls cash in their drink amounts at the end of their shift for a percentage or the total cost of drink. However, just because they're not indulging you in finger banging during this drink/ conversation stage for no additional cost, doesn't mean they're going to be horrible and prude in the session or whatever upgrade they provide. I hope you at least tip extra on your 'try out.'

I am a generous and gentle partner. I have a very large cock for the non-meat puppet population and that has led me to be extra-careful with lady friends and considerate of their needs (all their needs). The touchy-feely in the bar is an adaptive mechanism designed to feel out whether the dick size is going to be a problem. As you know, there are some women who are turned on by a large johnson, and others are rendered quite fearful. It's better to find that out in advance.

Always send in a scout first.

That's his middle fingers nickname !

You are not qualified to make this statement unless you have man balls.

Sounds like an excuse to get what you can for free. Lame.

It is an advertising cost for the whore. She knows if she allows some diddling at the bar, then she is more likely to get take out and the trick knows she is liberal with the goods.

Like if I'm at the strip club and the ho asks for one for the kitty, after I put a dollar in her tits, If she pulls the panties way out, so I can see vag and she lets me run a finger over it, I'm more likely to get a couch dance than if she holds a hand over the cooch and pulls out the string on the side.

Generally if they do the string pull, I'll ask them to trun around, so I can tip the ass.

It's not the States or western Europe. 9 of 10 whores here don't allow fiv at all. With such a huge amount of pound for pay in HK, or other sex tourism destinations, understand that little things like letting an American finger you at a bar is the difference between a sale or not.