Well done Fatman....finding the clip....do you get the concept now? Perhaps you want to explain to the rest of the XPT Phd-in-perversion class here your interpretation of what is being said in the movie clip regarding "accidental blowjobs", and how we all can apply this knowledge in our lives!?!?!? Give it your best shot, I have faith in you.....!



But let me ask everyone in General out there in the regular population:

1) What does everyone think of Liz Wurtzel becoming a Porn star? Does she have the looks and / or the Body to pull it off and provide at least a few scenes of strokeworthy splooge fodder for us?

2) Do I have any volunteers to go to her next book signing on my behalf, wearing a disguise and sitting in a real wheelchair, introduce yourself as follows: "Hey Slurpie Baby!!! OMG, how the fuck are you, my little Jewish jizz dreidel?!?!? I've missed you soooo much....!?!? Muah Muah *Hugs* *More Hugs* more kisses Muah Muah!..."

Ok, now she probably starts to recoil at this point and yell for Mall Security, but that is when you quickly and loudly proclaim to her: "LIZ!! it is MOI, Rick (aka "Da Burglar") from Quincy House in Harvard Square, remember?? 1988??? You used to call me "meals on wheels because you liked how my cum tasted??" "Is it all coming back yet my little queen Jizz-a-bell??"

Now, as the rest of the bookstore, mall crowd eagerly and nervously awaits her reaction to all this blitzkrieg of depravity, I want you to hand over to her a copy of whatever book she is signing and ask her for an autograph, except the actual book you give her is one you have been jerking off into for the last week and a half so that all the pages are stuck together when she goes to open it....


(Is it wrong that I am GREATLY entertaining myself as I type this shit while I sit in the Trump Plaza awaiting a lovely friend who is finishing up with a client in the Penthouse suite who rents her holes to the tune of 800 dollars per hour....?