No implants, no Asians, no eyewear like above.
There's just no hope for you.

The stock versions look completely shitty in comparison.
Things should be okay in eyewear on Tatooine.


When dead hookers need to get dismembered for storage and disposal, you need something which'll protect you from the little bits like teeth and bone fragments, so you buy the good stuff because you want to use it. You're in it for the long haul.

With polarised lenses, there's no glimmer in their eyes before it's all done with, no last burning to a shining glow before the ashes of broken dolls descend onto old carpets soaked in their blood. Less exciting for some beginners, yet necessary for seasoned cleaners who got shit to do after their contract work.

Easily switchable lenses offer variations for setups with different lighting intensity - a killer feature for snuff video work.

Clear lenses're also available, so if you didn't have it all before and want - or need - more life fading away in front of you, you're set.

The frame gets increased grip the wetter it gets. That's an unhealthy motto for a gold digger, still, in the heat of the carnage this feature shines brighter than that humming sign over the whore victim's brothel.

Discriminate in style. Go with Oakley.