Here is a thread for PipeDream to give his opinions on the ladies of porn in his own unique way. This thread shouldn't be shit bombed with pics, but if there isn't a pic waiting to be critiqued, then feel free to add one for him to expound on.

Here's one to start you off Pipe.

The angle alleviates her height a bit.
Standard, grown tits, trimmed bush and a shaved undercunt.
Good specimen.
The butterfly looks blue around the edges. Whore brutality.





Let's go tourist hunting in the jungle, tribal Barbie. I'll tie up the women for a casual rape while you add to the collection of cured human balls around your neck. If anyone tries to run, scope their fucking head off. It's love.

Great idea Jerkules.

A crazy whore with an unfortunate tattoo above her cunt and too far above it. Check Christy Mack for better upper-cunt-tattoo placement.
She certainly isn't the most pretty whore in all of the land, seems to be booked somewhere though. Spiegler again.
In Insatiable 3 she's doing eleven guys with Asa Akira in a gang bang; might be good.





Your women look strange, gnome, Boyles.
That new spray tan covers the green skin underneath perfectly; it should brush off in flakes over time without proper sealing though.
Got any progress on the formula, the dusted-child-brain one?
Barry, what's your take on this?

Her slightly unfortunate tits're stored away a bit here. The rest is okay.
Did you tap that, faceblaster?




A hotter alternative for me won't see the light of a gang-banged Dana DeArmond anytime soon, does a good job faking the lolita slut though.

bonnie rotten

you betcha, several times

Was it one of those odd things where she just let you mopes fuck her off camera in "me-time?"


She looks good, tattoish, obviously. Never saw anything. According to the rest of the pics posted elsewhere, she's trending the airtight and should still get some work in a few months. Probably some performance monster.




She just wants to hypnotise the witnesses and proceed to poison the drink of some prince. Strange face and a pornishish body once more.

Jenna Jameson from back then.

She looked pornish and ready for most of her career. Career. Here for once indeed.
Faking's about a cunt hair rooted in successfully crafted labia above average.





The hardened hardcore whores like her who then go on the contract path and essentially become meaningless to her former viewers used to seeing almost everything trending these days... What a waste.
She looks as if she had something to party with in her purse and wouldn't mind going on a gonzo-mnemonic nostalgia trip for something in exchange.
Her toning level's on the sharp edge of hotness though.
May her supply chain deliver consistently.

Lylith Lavey

Bonnie Rotten looks like the poor man's tatted up Black Angelika.

Bonnie Rotten - If good girls don't cry, do bad whores not scream?


Lylith Lavey - Average face, a bit under average tits, strange tatts, including the upper-cunt welcoming message banderole with small subdermals left and right. She probably alleviates through fakery.





Do you play the lottery?

Kristina Rose

Sorry, just trying to get the hang of this neat new photoshop app on my phone. I think I need a stylus. Carry on.

Carry on. Drop the full model number and specs, as well as the name of the application and minority man you used. People need to know. It's basic.


Kristina Rose - She's probably way beyond dumb; this shouldn't mask that she might be fun around 9 AM, if there's any truth to the tale of her daily scheduled naked bong hit then.
Small tits, meaty ass and good faking.
Lexington Steele as well as Mandingo partially parked their parts in her asshole - worth a medal in porn gymnastics. Or an award or something.






Way back, she was a G/G contract whore for Digital Playground. Then she wasn't one, began taking mope dick and eventually got blow-banged for Elegant Angel.
Still on the hefty side, so I don't know what she's trying to smile about.

Picsart for Android. Cntrl(+)- it's basic.

I'll give you a hint. You seem to be up on the twitter. K-rose just recently got into a twitter spat with the tritone posted in the anus.

Yeah, no, I'm not jockeying droning whore bullshit, so your ARG will have to take off without me.

Please, don't let the nonsense distract you. You are on nice path and should only kibbitz on the scenery.

Right. The nonsense got to me.


Lisa Ann - A veteran whore with a maintained face, unfortunately shaped tits, a big ass and some wild whore rave fakery.
She does the works in Gangbanged (1).





This one looks as if she's an earner once the dick-taking starts. Only pussy so far. Never saw anything. Good resources.

PD do you care if we try to keep the pics penis-free?

thats a damn shame emily addison only does g/g.lets hope she comes around and starts taking cock.

Jiggs - Not really. Your take on virility which would follow could be fun though.


Sara Stone - Okay face, juicy tits and a nice cunt. Ready to order.





Andy San's a wildish whore or she was at least once while doing the preggo porn thing; over at Evil Angel to no surprise. The fitter look's definitely hotter. I didn't see that one yet.

I'm trying to post the whores in their natural state. I've already run into one I can't find a good picture of when she's not getting fucked but I'll keep looking.

Jasmine Tame

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Dude who is that? great bush

Katie St. Ives

Katie St Ives. Woodman has a good scene w/ her struggling taking the anal. Hot if you can block out the fact she doin trannies now.

Back to Pipe Dream's Whore Assessments.

Riley Steele

and simply because it needs to be done. how bout an xpt allstar in terms of views.

courtney simpson..

Jasmine Tame - She looks battle-hardened; her tits might not have the full-on keloids around the incision anymore - their placement seems to be something surgeons try to avoid in favour of a more natural look under unnatural circumstances.
Her being a filthy private rent doll surely can help, allegedly.
The keloid pics I posted years back somehow made it into some discussion about them on some other site. She then stated that she wouldn't have gotten them, had she known they'd form. Thankfully, she got them anyway and now has proportion going on.


Riley Steele - She delivers as the waifish, slightly bored porn whore.
That she mostly doesn't seem into it probably won't get anyone into pseudo rape porn like Bound Gang Bangs and so on off, but it doesn't have to either. There's choices'es.





She looks good. Really. Like... actually good.

Just trying to smooth this out.

First is a birthday girl, Kissy Kapri.

Kissy Kapri - Her tits're letting her look down a bit, the rest's pretty tight though.
Maybe some respectable augmentation.
Nice face with some emptiness.







Courtney Simpson - She's got nicely-shaped economy tits, a pretty face and looks like fun in the second pic. A clear bag'n shag.





This one's rough around the wrinkles, don't let the pic fool you.
Her then-record gangbang shoot must've aged her in dog years.

Bullshit, you haven't posted one picture of a whore buying a Gucci bag or nailing missing pet posters to a tree.

Chelci Fox - Average face, good tits, nice rest. Unkwnown to me.
How was she, faceblaster?





No, honey; that's for later, when the urge gets worse. Sluttish unit.

The other birthday girl, Brandy Talore as she was back then.

Brandy Talore - She's got a nice cunt. The rest is nothing seen in casual porn I'd watch.





If someone was inclined to go to harvest something compact, small and hot for winter evening entertainment and thinks Fritzl just didn't cover all the angles, she should watch out. The gimp master would even save on facilities - more scratch for chlorophorm and plastic sheeting.

Sierra Sanders



Do you need a full frontal image to properly evaluate?

Jiggs - No.


Sierra Sanders - Pretty face, nice tits, hot cunt, tight ass. She grew in all the right directions and looks like a full porn package.





The full-on protoblonde. Delivering. For the less extreme audience at least.

Brandi Love

While The Whores Gently Queefed

Blucy - You're on to something.

Brandi Love - You age, even as a whore. What do you do to keep taking dick on video? You keep your body fit and mostly waxed, don't go overboard on the implants you get solid results for and let people see that well-preserved meaty pussy of yours. You're Future Mom.




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Just like earlier, another good whore gets carted out of the gonzo sphere and chained to contract whoredom. An actual loss here, as she didn't do all the heavy trending while she was fresh to the meat market. Who knows if anyone will give a shit when she's trying to get good offers for interracial DPs after her contract's up and needs set in.

Monica Foster - An unfortunate face, a more fortunate body. What a cookie.
Gagging, fixation and alcohol withdrawal should give plenty of room for role-play.
Kayden Kross won the lottery. Monica Foster won some respect by others after losing it for herself.





A pretty face, average tits, a juicy ass and a porn gold cunt. Don't know about the faking; probably average. Good whore.

Alexia Rae

Alexia Rae - Average face, average tits. Good cunt.





She's just stunning. Not taking dick that long, looked versed though.