Well I can gaurantee that the pudgy man
posting as faceblaster is the real thing.

Picture a gossipy hen in a sewing circle jerk with 4 or 5 other hens that could never get any real jobs in porn, all scoffing at Ryan for taking their fair share of actual boy/girl scenes...

Like something straight off the pages of "Not Chicken Little XXX"

Now that companies are shooting people like Fabio and Jason Statham for blowbangs (pros have had to take sub-standard gigs ever since porn started collapsing in '08) there's not a chance in hell for FB to ever know the brief touch of a woman again. Maybe he's bitter that it's all over for him.