Another classic


Originally Posted By: kyoto
When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.

We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!




Reason why Garfield hates women and loves boys