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#56167 - 09/17/04 11:08 AM People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Anais
Carly Milne
The Minion
smartt
chickenhead/abaddon
Melissa Lauren

I may add or delete names. I'll have to double check with the cat. The cat just drank two bottles of catnip and is very cranky.

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#56168 - 09/17/04 11:16 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn, look at the state of the cat- passed out like a mofo in his food
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#56169 - 09/17/04 11:20 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Yeah I always have to check with the little furry critters in my head before any major undertakings too.
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#56170 - 09/17/04 11:30 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Just to clear everything up the Melissa Lauren fisting will be for fun. I have no spite for Melissa (besides her dating Brandon Iron)

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#56171 - 09/17/04 05:58 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I have to ask, is hating smartt the new black or something?. Before there was a small group of those who hated smartt mainly Mr poo, myself and smuthutguy but of late it seems in fashion to hate smartt, everyone is doing it?, what happend to make everyone else all of a sudden hate smartt?. Besides the obvious.
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#56172 - 09/17/04 06:27 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't hate Smartt until he goes on one of his anti american tirades then I do, Then i forget quickly because my memory is bad
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#56173 - 09/17/04 06:41 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I have to ask, is hating smartt the new black or something?. Before there was a small group of those who hated smartt mainly Mr poo, myself and smuthutguy but of late it seems in fashion to hate smartt, everyone is doing it?, what happend to make everyone else all of a sudden hate smartt?. Besides the obvious.




I don't really hate smartt. I think I just get irritated when I'm trying to read a thread and I have to wade through worthless pictures of poor chicks in third world garbage dumps.
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#56174 - 09/17/04 07:36 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Kyoto you are the turd that sat in the litter box to long. Stupid Jew/Jap wannabe. Any good Jew wouldn't waste there time on this message board, they would be out stealing from the poor like they are taught in Torah Academy.

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#56175 - 09/17/04 08:37 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I don't really hate smartt. I think I just get irritated when I'm trying to read a thread and I have to wade through worthless pictures of poor chicks in third world garbage dumps.




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Kyoto you are the turd that sat in the litter box to long. Stupid Jew/Jap wannabe. Any good Jew wouldn't waste there time on this message board, they would be out stealing from the poor like they are taught in Torah Academy.





Where else can you find a french canadian battle a jew jap?, only in the cage.
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#56176 - 09/17/04 08:41 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
why I hate smartt:

you always ask why I hate smartt? simple. when I first signed up he would post that disgusting penis pic of his and say "look what you do to me" to Gen, Kami, any other porno chick who would post their pic. I drove me insane!

Judaism is a religion of love. I truly believe that. But I've never hated someone as much as I hate smartt. If he died I'd go to his funeral and shit in his coffin.

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#56177 - 09/17/04 08:45 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Anais
Carly Milne
The Minion
smartt
chickenhead/abaddon
Melissa Lauren




Is this list in order? Also how did Anais make the list?
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#56178 - 09/17/04 08:48 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I have to ask, is hating smartt the new black or something?.




The only time I get on smartt is when he starts making noise about him being a mod. That is too scary to even contemplate. But other than that I'm ok with him.
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#56179 - 09/17/04 08:56 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:


Anais
Carly Milne
The Minion
smartt
chickenhead/abaddon
Melissa Lauren




Is this list in order? Also how did Anais make the list?




it's whomever I see first.

Anais is on the list because she's a stuck-up cow. She has no redeeming qualities other than being good-looking. Plus, she's got an oddly shaped head and Jenna Jameson teeth. Also, she's friends with Carly Milne (ultimate cunt bitch of all time)


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#56180 - 09/17/04 08:59 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Kyoto you are the turd that sat in the litter box to long. Stupid Jew/Jap wannabe. Any good Jew wouldn't waste there time on this message board, they would be out stealing from the poor like they are taught in Torah Academy.




you coward fuck. like I said before show up to the AVN convention and talk that shit to me. I'll cut you a new belly button and splatter your guts all over the floor.

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#56181 - 09/17/04 09:00 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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why I hate smartt:

you always ask why I hate smartt? simple. when I first signed up he would post that disgusting penis pic of his and say "look what you do to me" to Gen, Kami, any other porno chick who would post their pic. I drove me insane!

Judaism is a religion of love. I truly believe that.





LOL i know what you are refering to. Thats pretty funny and im glad i know the reason behind your feelings for smartt now.

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But I've never hated someone as much as I hate smartt. If he died I'd go to his funeral and shit in his coffin.



. this is funny because i acctually believe that kyoto would do this, i really do.
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#56182 - 09/17/04 09:02 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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you coward fuck. like I said before show up to the AVN convention and talk that shit to me. I'll cut you a new belly button and splatter your guts all over the floor.




This is stupid funny, you have become the jap sammura. Great.


Say that shit when i have 4 tall big niggaz wit me, small dick uncut cracka, shit will come back 7 times worse ill put dem voodoo curse on dat catfood and cornchip lil bitch.
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#56183 - 09/17/04 09:51 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Why insult Carly? She's about 10 tiimes cooler than most people who post here. And foxy, too!

Hmmm ... maybe I'm only jealous. I want to fist her!!!!!

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#56184 - 09/18/04 12:07 AM KYOTO IS A DICK
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...

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#56185 - 09/18/04 04:29 AM Re: KYOTO IS A DICK
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I believe the above picture says it all. Is there a need to ask anymore, lol?

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#56186 - 09/18/04 06:16 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:

you coward fuck. like I said before show up to the AVN convention and talk that shit to me. I'll cut you a new belly button and splatter your guts all over the floor.




This is stupid funny, you have become the jap sammura. Great.


Say that shit when i have 4 tall big niggaz wit me, small dick uncut cracka, shit will come back 7 times worse ill put dem voodoo curse on dat catfood and cornchip lil bitch.




I'll cut you too, cracker muthafucker!

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#56187 - 09/18/04 08:43 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

show up to the AVN convention and talk that shit to me. I'll cut you a new belly button and splatter your guts all over the floor.




<---Kyoto
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#56188 - 09/18/04 10:21 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Tony you need to get some of these smileys they are great, dancing michael jackson is great. We need a coke snorting smiley. and smiley laughing hard, blowjob smiley, homosexual smileys, more vomiting smilies, needle drug abuser smiley, and more monkey smileys.

P.S there needs to be a insulting smiley directed at smartt, since he tends to piss the majority of the board off most of the time and a lot of the time we can't be bothered thinking of something to post ,so there needs to be something we can click on that is understood to be a smartt insult smiley.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/18/04 10:23 PM)
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#56189 - 09/19/04 08:17 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I think Tony M does pretty good with all the smileys that we have on the board- when you compare it to others that I have seen. That said Monkey is right- some of these new ones like MJ and the samurai that Monstar posted just plain rock
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#56190 - 09/19/04 08:19 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
I just posted a bunch in the cage trivia thread

but here are some that i think would be of good use:

Monkey.
Teagan
Jenna Jameson
Smartt?
Mr. Poo
















G3hy swordfight
Knife Fight!


BEST SHIT EVA
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#56191 - 09/19/04 08:31 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Yay, I´m Batman!


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#56192 - 09/19/04 08:42 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Haahaa- those thing rock Monstar- I hope Tony can incorporate at least a few of those into this board.
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#56193 - 09/19/04 10:38 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Sadist Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/18/04
Posts: 294
Loc: Lake of Fire
Hell yeah, those icons rock,Monstar. I especially like the grenade one and the swordfights.
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#56194 - 09/19/04 11:09 AM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
This one should be smartt (zenman)
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#56195 - 09/19/04 02:24 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:

show up to the AVN convention and talk that shit to me. I'll cut you a new belly button and splatter your guts all over the floor.




<---Kyoto




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#56196 - 10/16/05 05:34 PM Re: People I'm going to fist and/or rape in 2005
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
triple bump for feelgood's sake
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